Posted November 29, 2014 You might be an ASP if multiple types of condoms, lube, a pair of red lace panties, and organic lip gloss fall out of your purse. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2014 How many times has this happened to you? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2014 no one saw the hand cuffs and spurs, did they? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2014 You might be an ASP if multiple types of condoms, lube, a pair of red lace panties, and organic lip gloss fall out of your purse. ...if you have 31 used condoms in your bathroom trash can. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2014 You might be a regular client if: You know DTC hotel addresses and room configurations by heart. The bellman winks at you. There is a parking spot reserved in front. You know the proper angle to avoid the bed banging against the wall. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2014 How many times has this happened to you? bank, DMV, Wal-Mart....... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2014 organic lip gloss? Yep, not tested in animals and fair trade too! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2014 If you get mad when your boyfriend/husband doesn't leave a tip after really good sex. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2014 or you can name all of the restaurants at the Brown Palace. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2014 You're going to concert with a client and the security dude checking purses makes you unwrap the dildo you had wrapped in a bit of fabric to keep it from getting all schmutzy in your purse to prove it's not a gun. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2014 ... if you just gave your room number to a telemarketer. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 30, 2014 you casually leave things like a butt plug in the dish drainer next to the kitchen sink 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 30, 2014 You might be an ASP if multiple types of condoms, lube, a pair of red lace panties, and organic lip gloss fall out of your purse. You might be an ASP if: 1) A typical trip to the bank involves a deposit of LOTS of 20 and 100 dollar bills. 2) You order your condoms online by the gross dozen 3) Your OB/GYN is on speed dial 4) Birth control is the 3rd most important expense in your budget, behind Rent & EB payment 5) Your mother thinks you work in a Customer Service position (well you do, don't you?) 6) You belong to a Panty of the Month Club (or several of them) 7) Your bedside clock only has an hour hand (who needs to know the minutes anyway?) 8) The clerks at Victoria's Secret know your credit card number by heart 9) Your dog thinks that your rutting season is 12 months long ...And finally, 10) Your clueless boyfriend or SO thinks you're just a VERY friendly and popular girl! bd5671 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2014 If you get mad when your boyfriend/husband doesn't leave a tip after really good sex. This post is so un-Luce Kytten. Whoever you are, don't hijack Luce's account again. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2014 -The maitre de invites you to turkey dinner with the family... -You carry condoms and party favors in your glove box..... -You know your way around every hotel in town..... -You show up after midnight to a hotel wearing cum-fuck-me stiletto's, thigh high stockings....short skirt ...etc. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2014 You're at a public meeting with hundreds in attendance. you're sitting in the front row mid aisle. you open your computer to take notes and there open your backpage pics bc you just posted the day before. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2014 ~ To anyone who calls your home, you give out your ASP name more than your REAL name ~ See nothing wrong wearing 5" heels to King Sooper's ~ Can go ANYWHERE and know exactly when you've been there for 30-60-90 minutes ~ Priceline asks you to use another service for booking hotels 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2014 ...your significant other doesn't invite you to his Christmas party because the kind of people [likely hobbyist] he works with. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
