Posted September 9, 2014 Oh that wouldn't have happened.... I was the worst type of 3g provider. No bodily fluids exchanged, ever. I was even known to wear rubber gloves for hand jobs and have saran wrap on hand for daty. But I was a hot 18-25 year old once upon a time, and could get away with it back in the days when pretty much everyone was really careful about such things and there was no way to find out from other clients how the service would be (I started working in 1984, which was right at the start of the AIDS scare which went on for a good 10 years). Please note that I retired at 29, as soon as the "girl friend experience" took hold and demand for my rubberized services dried up due to my terrible reviews. I'm literally in tears as I'm laughing over this!!!! I'm going to start investing in diff colored rubber gloves. I wonder if they make glow in the dark... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 9, 2014 Oh that wouldn't have happened.... I was the worst type of 3g provider. No bodily fluids exchanged, ever. I was even known to wear rubber gloves for hand jobs . I am curious....Was the SURGERY successful ! I must add Private Connection was great and no gloves and the hygiene was great. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 9, 2014 (edited) I don't understand this almost hysterical obsession with "hygiene". When I'm done, I wipe my dick off (towels, paper towels, baby wipes, curtains, bed sheet, I don't care, it's all good), throw the condom in the trash (or fling it under the sofa), put my pants back on, and leave. I don't give a second thought to what the girl does. What do you want me to do? Take her to Vidal Sassoon for a haircut? While not so casual about cleaning up afterwards as you are I tend to agree with you. This thread is as much about the hypocrisy of providers insisting on freshly showered clients when they themselves are often less than so. I think you said it best back in the skid marks on the bed sheets thread when you said, sex is messy people get over it. Not an exact quote but close enough. I almost jumped in then with how this country is so still stuck in puritanical morals of how dirty and disgusting sex is. I held off though because I'm trying to resist going off on all the tangents I make on this board but this kind of topic is often too tempting. Having been in the medical profession for decades whenever I run across a young person thinking about going into nursing I always tell them to do some volunteer work first. At least be there to watch if not actually clean up the vomit, feces and blood. Get a good nose full of a smell that would have a large part of the population upchucking their lunch. Then decide if nursing is for you. If you can't see past the mess than it's not for you. The glamor of fulfilling a Florence Nightingale fantasy runs into the real word mess. Now escorting isn't as bad as nursing in terms of coming into the near proximity of disgusting body fluids but my advice would be the same. If you can't see past the mess, YOU WILL ENCOUNTER, than the profession is not for you. My advice would be the same to newbie hobbyists as well. Life is messy, sex is even messier, YOU WILL ENCOUNTER, that mess while hobbying. If you can't see past the mess then the hobby is not for you. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse... Edited September 9, 2014 by Crazy Horse additional thought 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 9, 2014 I'm going to start investing in diff colored rubber gloves. I wonder if they make glow in the dark... Kinky. Add a white lab coat too. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 9, 2014 Good Lord, I think this post has run it's course. CH, no I don't put my same outfit back on before a shower, gross. I put my robe on, see my client to the door, take sheets off bed, throw in the washer, shower, get dressed, and pull clean sheets from dryer and make bed. Most of us shower in between calls, but apparently not all. If it is important to you, make it known to the lady that you would like her freshly showered. I don't know what else to say. Jeeeze 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 9, 2014 This thread is as much about the hypocrisy of providers insisting on freshly showered clients when they themselves are often less than so. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse... Your both right, Iv seen providers do this. But, I know few girls who are very classy and clean and they shower before and afterwords. Baby wipes after sex just spreads bacteria. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 9, 2014 I just read 2Big's replies and this comes to mind: Those guys need baby wipes. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 10, 2014 Good Lord, I think this post has run it's course. CH, no I don't put my same outfit back on before a shower, gross. I put my robe on, see my client to the door, take sheets off bed, throw in the washer, shower, get dressed, and pull clean sheets from dryer and make bed. Most of us shower in between calls, but apparently not all. If it is important to you, make it known to the lady that you would like her freshly showered. I don't know what else to say. Jeeeze A little pay back seems fair to me. Maybe know you ladies know how us clients feel when ladies come on the board condemning all clients for the bad habits of a few. No of course not all of the ladies practice bad hygiene habits just as not all guys show up for sessions dirty and unshowered. However us guys are expected to sit here and take it whenever one of you ladies come here to the board lumping all clients together when talking about the things you don't like. Apparently at least some ladies can dish it out but not take it. Another one of those provider double standard things I guess. If you're not guilty of the things we're talking about good for you, but just because you don't do it doesn't mean clients won't run across it in the profession. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 10, 2014 A little pay back seems fair to me. Maybe know you ladies know how us clients feel when ladies come on the board condemning all clients for the bad habits of a few. No of course not all of the ladies practice bad hygiene habits just as not all guys show up for sessions dirty and unshowered. However us guys are expected to sit here and take it whenever one of you ladies come here to the board lumping all clients together when talking about the things you don't like. Apparently at least some ladies can dish it out but not take it. Another one of those provider double standard things I guess. If you're not guilty of the things we're talking about good for you, but just because you don't do it doesn't mean clients won't run across it in the profession. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse... It happens to us ladies all the time around here. It sucks doesn't it? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 10, 2014 Hookers see more johns than johns see hookers so I would expect hookers to experience bad hygiene more. That doesn't excuse bad hygiene on the hookers part. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 10, 2014 A little pay back seems fair to me. Maybe know you ladies know how us clients feel when ladies come on the board condemning all clients for the bad habits of a few. No of course not all of the ladies practice bad hygiene habits just as not all guys show up for sessions dirty and unshowered. However us guys are expected to sit here and take it whenever one of you ladies come here to the board lumping all clients together when talking about the things you don't like. Apparently at least some ladies can dish it out but not take it. Another one of those provider double standard things I guess. If you're not guilty of the things we're talking about good for you, but just because you don't do it doesn't mean clients won't run across it in the profession. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse... You have a point love, and a good one. We get it more though. (I'll stay on topic though) lol xoxo 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2014 Hookers see more johns than johns see hookers so I would expect hookers to experience bad hygiene more. That doesn't excuse bad hygiene on the hookers part. Even this statement is a generalization. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 23, 2023 ITS not offend to use in the session , nothing about volume, just first thing help after help finished the session ... shower always welcome for both :-) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 24, 2023 This sounds completely disgusting for both. Hopefully your next experiences will be better! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2023 On 9/9/2014 at 0:07 PM, Audrey Astor said: Good Lord, I think this post has run it's course. CH, no I don't put my same outfit back on before a shower, gross. I put my robe on, see my client to the door, take sheets off bed, throw in the washer, shower, get dressed, and pull clean sheets from dryer and make bed. Most of us shower in between calls, but apparently not all. If it is important to you, make it known to the lady that you would like her freshly showered. I don't know what else to say. Jeeeze I so agree with you @Audrey Astor! Even if I have another call directly after or I am going to bed or something else I take a good hot shower with soap. I can’t imagine walking out in public with a smelly body. in regards to @Crazyhorse I do appreciate his view on those people Intrested in working in the medical field getting to know the finer pleasures of body fluids and smells dealing with the medical field. I know my own personal limitations. And yes I have raised children, helped with my dad in a nursing home, grand parents. I think we all understand. And yes, I have been with clients too who have bleed, , gotten sick, you name it. It is life and sometimes it is very messy and not so fun. I think the best response is to move through it and not to allow yourself to become so consumed by the yuck side of body fluids and smells. I have also had friends in college who drank too much and barfed., Life goes on! 🤢 Our field work is a not exempt! O 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2023 Another thing is that some people have lousy pH balance and no it is no fault of their own. No. amount of soap and deodorant can take care of these odors. And I’ve talked about this before a mixture of baking soda, warm water, and peroxide together in a spray bottle with a warm washcloth often does the job! There is another product that’s out on the market that is called Lume and that stuff is amazing. You can buy it online or at Target. I will often take a handful of body lotion and a small amount of Lume and spread it on a client that is having pH balance issues. I will do it without saying anything to the client most of the time. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2023 8 hours ago, Kali Sensual Reiki said: Another thing is that some people have lousy pH balance and no it is no fault of their own. No. amount of soap and deodorant can take care of these odors. … It’s not just pH, but also diet. I remember being on a research diet with vast amounts of crushed garlic (1pt/wk). Folks around me remarked. It also included like 60 asparagus spears/wk, which altered the odor of my urine, 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2023 On 9/9/2014 at 0:07 PM, Audrey Astor said: Good Lord, I think this post has run it's course. CH, no I don't put my same outfit back on before a shower, gross. I put my robe on, see my client to the door, take sheets off bed, throw in the washer, shower, get dressed, and pull clean sheets from dryer and make bed. Most of us shower in between calls, but apparently not all. If it is important to you, make it known to the lady that you would like her freshly showered. I don't know what else to say. Jeeeze You know it would affect us all if we ate garlic especially something heavily seasoned with garlic and add some onions too! It can be that over time might contribute. What I suggest to do your own research, you’ll find out that it’s not the person’s fault that they are so supersized. diet that over time might contribute to becoming diabetict, you’ll find out that it’s not the person's fault that they are heavy but it has something deeper to do with the food as a nation of people we all are eating. The equality of food we consume. Take in consideration a persons hormonal situation too along with environmental pollution, that all contributes to weight gain and body odors. Since Ronald Reagan, the FDA rules on food have been lightened. What we eat in the United States is not what they eat in Europe and even Third World countries. We have too many people on the planet to feed. I feel I can speak about this because I have recently lost Over 50 lbs and I can see issues from all sides! I am the same person inside as I was before I lost the weight and continue to lose and maintain a healthy weight for my body. Dammit! It is not easy! It has been fucking impossible at times. I would be happy to share with anyone who struggling my personal story. Send me a message. @Bit Banger asparagus is delicious. I don’t think I could eat as much asparagus as you! Do you grow it in a garden or is it wild? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 28, 2023 On 8/26/2023 at 1:26 PM, Kali Sensual Reiki said: .., @Bit Banger asparagus is delicious. I don’t think I could eat as much asparagus as you! Do you grow it in a garden or is it wild? No, we bought it at Cub Foods. I still remember the look on the nice Oriental lady’s face as I counted out 100+ spears, in Japanese😁 This was an anti-oxidant research study. I was’t the one getting blood draws and saving urine; I just ate what was being served for dinner.🥴 Yes, I like asparagus, but not that much. There were other elements, like a freezer stuffed with bags of spinach. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 28, 2023 21 minutes ago, Bit Banger said: No, we bought it at Cub Foods. I still remember the look on the nice Oriental lady’s face as I counted out 100+ spears, in Japanese😁 This was an anti-oxidant research study. I was’t the one getting blood draws and saving urine; I just ate what was being served for dinner.🥴 Yes, I like asparagus, but not that much. There were other elements, like a freezer stuffed with bags of spinach. Yes remember mom said eat your veggies! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 1, 2023 Wow, someone zombied a close to 10-year old thread. I still stand by what I said back then: it's all good. You're having sex. Expect hygiene issues. You want a sanitized experience? Buy a silicone fuck doll. I always have to laugh when I see guys crying like little baby jesues when they get shit on their dicks after anal. I mean, it's called shitter for a reason. What did ya expect: petunias and roses? Btw, same with menstruation: I've fucked plenty of girls who started to panic when they realized that Aunt flow was starting to visit: I'm always like: hang on, lemme get a plastic sheet, put it on the bed, and let's continue. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2023 On 9/7/2014 at 10:18 PM, -REDACTED- said: PS Frankly I don't even like to see a container of baby wipes. You shouldn't need them or have them. If you need to wash your hands, you have a sink. If you need to clean up before a session, take a shower. I don't understand what's difficult about that. Is it too hard to take a 5 minute refresher shower in order to make $200 or more for an hour of your time? I use them sometimes to pick up a mess while I am dashing to the bathroom for making a warm washcloth. It is not a substitute for soap and water for sure. To me it is pre wash. I like to support comfort as needed and yes I have it all including hand sanitizer as well as baby wipes! They also work great if you are having a meal with a client . I have always been told not to be stingy with the paperwork! T.P., paper towels, those essentials we had trouble obtaining during the heat of the pandemic! I do have now in supply at my place! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22 On 9/10/2014 at 10:00 PM, lola said: Even this statement is a generalization. And not true! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 26 On 9/8/2014 at 10:59 PM, Seeking ~P said: How do you know? quoting myself and my original Seeking ~P handle showers: the shower should be free bc i like meetings to be freshly aligned w/my windpipe and imo your corporal hygiene can make or break things. no baby wipes. get in the shower, soap up a washcloth and use it on your body to clean yourself and not use your hand as a wash mitt. pull that skin back, if need be. wash w/some hibiclens body wash then afterwards dip your tip in some listerine (original brand) it's 2024, if you don't know how to properly manscape and thoroughly wash in the cracks and clean/scrub the entire perineal body, then you don't need to be hobbying!!! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 26 (edited) On 9/9/2014 at 0:07 PM, Audrey Astor said: Good Lord, I think this post has run it's course. CH, no I don't put my same outfit back on before a shower, gross. I put my robe on, see my client to the door, take sheets off bed, throw in the washer, shower, get dressed, and pull clean sheets from dryer and make bed. Most of us shower in between calls, but apparently not all. If it is important to you, make it known to the lady that you would like her freshly showered. I don't know what else to say. Jeeeze I’m not afraid to give the Kali scrub.. I’d like to think most of you are pretty good. However, if maybe you go number two after your shower, get back in and rinse off, please and take a washcloth to that behind 👀😆🙏 Edited January 26 by Kali Sensual Reiki 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 26 A mutual shower at the beginning of the session is one of my favorite activities. Ensures that both parties are sqeaky clean while engaging in a very intimate and erotic activity. Probably less than a third of the companions I have seen accept the invitation (hair, makeup, whatever), but those who partake sit at the very top of my list of favorites. Follow the shower with a mutual massage and you have two of the key ingredients of an amazing encounter. Sigh/smile....... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 27 (edited) Scrolling through this post from almost 10 years ago is like a trip down memory lane. Look at all the people who, for one reason or another, no longer partake in these forums. Also, there were around 40 replies in the first 48 hours. That's how it used to me. Dozens of posts every day. Now we go days with no posts on entire forums. I personally blame the events of springs 2018 and then 2020 for the massive drop off, but who knows. I guess you can't go back. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Plus, what the heck, were we not showering before appointments back then? That's not how I remember it, but I'm getting older. Edited January 27 by Mustang87 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28 (edited) My hygiene remains the same. if it’s your habit to stay clean and to shower before meeting with someone for an intimate time? You are awesome! I recently saw somebody whose habits have since changed, and that was not a joyful experience. I am someone who is able to tolerate great deal. I think the guy has grown complacent. Maybe anger issues too? He stood next to the trash can and still managed to toss his candy wrapper on the floor as well as coming stinky. All I can do is make notes and be prepared if there is a next time or if he asks for a reference. 🥸 Edited January 28 by Kali Sensual Reiki 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28 On 9/10/2014 at 10:00 PM, lola said: Even this statement is a generalization. Hooker and Johns? Really??? Certainly we've progressed more than this 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
