Posted January 22, 2014 Some sex partners don't always get it right all the time, so this is the time to spill the beans and tell us the things you hate that your partner does in bed? I'll share.. I hate it when my partner moans louder than me. lol. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2014 When she starts reading (War and Peace ). 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2014 slobber....before, after, during it's all yucky 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2014 This time of year, they work on filling out their 1040s while I'm doing doggy. It is really hard on my ego when they yell "YES! YES!" and I discover it is because they have a refund coming. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2014 My partner does absolutely nothing in bed, except sleep. And that is why I participate in this hobby. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2014 This time of year, they work on filling out their 1040s while I'm doing doggy. It is really hard on my ego when they yell "YES! YES!" and I discover it is because they have a refund coming. Now that is funny. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2014 Wife starts a stream of conciousness dialogue that has nothing do to with the current activity such as "I am really angry at my brother, we should call the kids, did you feed the dog, etc". Is she really paying attention? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2014 Wife starts a stream of conciousness dialogue that has nothing do to with the current activity such as "I am really angry at my brother, we should call the kids, did you feed the dog, etc". Is she really paying attention? - I think the ceiling needs painting. - Is this going to take long? I want to watch Leno. - I need my sweat socks. My feet are cold. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2014 Wife starts a stream of conciousness dialogue that has nothing do to with the current activity such as "I am really angry at my brother, we should call the kids, did you feed the dog, etc". Is she really paying attention? Oh man, I've had multiple women do stuff like that. I listen when people are talking and any serious comments take me right out of sexual mode and into analytical mode. I don't even like listening to music because I start thinking about the lyrics. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2014 I hate when she's scheduling her next appointment. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2014 She used a hand towel to wipe her mouth every few seconds while doing a BBBJ. Claimed she didn't like the taste of pre-cum. Somehow, I could never really get into it...and limped my way through a pretty awful session. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2014 During mish: So how often do you trim your nose hairs? During doggie: Dude, you need to see my manicurist. During 69: She does toe nails, as well. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2014 She does toe nails also-GREAT ONE 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 23, 2014 During mish: So how often do you trim your nose hairs? During doggie: Dude, you need to see my manicurist. During 69: She does toe nails, as well. During any position: "Is it in yet?" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 23, 2014 I hate when she's scheduling her next appointment. I actually had this happen years ago, by a well reviewed H$H. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 23, 2014 Some sex partners don't always get it right all the time, so this is the time to spill the beans and tell us the things you hate that your partner does in bed? I'll share.. I hate it when my partner moans louder than me. lol. I hate when my partner splits a seam and deflates. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 23, 2014 She's naked and on her back, I am getting on top of her with a hard on when she asks: "Do you think I can get a new car this year?" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 23, 2014 During any position: "Is it in yet?" The ultimate ego buster! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 23, 2014 During any position: "Is it in yet?" Only one worse I could think of would be, "Where is it?" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 23, 2014 During any position: "Is it in yet?" The ultimate ego buster! Not necessarily , if both need to lose some weight. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 23, 2014 slobber....before, after, during it's all yucky ...the smell of that. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 23, 2014 My partner does absolutely nothing in bed, except sleep. And that is why I participate in this hobby. no sexy time then huh? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 23, 2014 I dated a woman a long time ago who was expert in timing her sinister remarks. Here I was , inside her and she said : May be it is time to date other people . 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 23, 2014 Oh man, I've had multiple women do stuff like that. I listen when people are talking and any serious comments take me right out of sexual mode and into analytical mode. I don't even like listening to music because I start thinking about the lyrics. Uh guys, do you really want to admit to that? Sounds like the wives are board with hubby in bed. Could be part of it. Course I 'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume the old ladies are frigid in bed. What I hate is when the dude kisses like a guppy out of water. and these guys seem to want a long, drawn out kiss. Now I am all for a passionate kiss, but if you don't know how to get beyond the guppy stage- well then no way, uh uh. Besides I breath air, not your guppy spit. And I like to do other things with my mouth. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 23, 2014 Uh guys, do you really want to admit to that? Sounds like the wives are board with hubby in bed. Could be part of it. Course I 'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume the old ladies are frigid in bed. What I hate is when the dude kisses like a guppy out of water. and these guys seem to want a long, drawn out kiss. Now I am all for a passionate kiss, but if you don't know how to get beyond the guppy stage- well then no way, uh uh. Besides I breath air, not your guppy spit. And I like to do other things with my mouth. So what do you do when you show up at the outcall and THIS guy opens the door? Remember, he's just another lonely guy with needs! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 23, 2014 Uh guys, do you really want to admit to that? Sounds like the wives are board with hubby in bed. Could be part of it. Course I 'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume the old ladies are frigid in bed. No that was with random women over the course of my life. It happened when I was younger with younger women. I think it has to do with women who have trouble getting aroused and so sex is like something happening to them, so they can sit back and think about whatever. All of these girls were pretty smart, which is the type of woman I like. Some such people can't shut themselves off and relax. Also, if a person has <snip-forbidden topic> and starts talking to me about that subject it kills my interest. I don't want to talk about that subject during sex. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 23, 2014 So what do you do when you show up at the outcall and THIS guy opens the door? Remember, he's just another lonely guy with needs! The backstroke out of there! No, really I just go get my life jacket so I don't drowned in guppy spit. FYI- Just because a guy requests to see us, does not mean that we will. We do have choices. It is not totally about the bennie's. At least for me it isn't. BTW, I love the Don Knotts/ Mr. Limpid reference. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 24, 2014 All of these girls were pretty smart, which is the type of woman I like. Some such people can't shut themselves off and relax. Which fits this: Wife starts a stream of conciousness dialogue that has nothing do to with the current activity such as "I am really angry at my brother, we should call the kids, did you feed the dog, etc". Is she really paying attention? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2014 My "friend" video tapes the session without my permission. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2014 Which fits this: Wife starts a stream of conciousness dialogue that has nothing do to with the current activity such as "I am really angry at my brother, we should call the kids, did you feed the dog, etc". Is she really paying attention? No she is not. I've known lots of women who do that while at the movies, eating, and lots more. It's some kind of inability to be in the moment, and is sad/annoying. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
