Posted May 3, 2013 True story: for a while I had sex with a woman I met on Craigslist who later told me, after much heming and hawing, that she was a pastor with her own congregation. Me being Catholic school educated, it felt kinda weird, and I dumped her. She was mad for a while. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 3, 2013 I would get some counseling. Sounds like she was using you. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 3, 2013 I would get some counseling. Sounds like she was using you. Inkspot is right, Twobig. You should go into therapy. Hate to see you get all twisted up inside............ 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 3, 2013 Plus, there are some real logical problems with your reason for dumping her. 1) She was a pastor 2) Your Catholic upbringing told you it was wrong to have sex with a pastor, so you dumped her. 3) Your Catholic upbringing also told you that women CAN’T be pastors. 4) Therefore she couldn’t possibly have been a pastor, having sex with her should have been ok. According to your upbringing, you dumped her for being something she couldn’t possibly have been, according to your upbringing. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 3, 2013 Well, she's a member of that heretical religion called Protestantism. They don't see things the way Catholics do. So, I suppose, technically speaking, we weren't doing anything wrong. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 3, 2013 I would get some counseling. Sounds like she was using you. Second that. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 3, 2013 Well, she's a member of that heretical religion called Protestantism. They don't see things the way Catholics do. So, I suppose, technically speaking, we weren't doing anything wrong. The only thing she did wrong was keep the truth from you. There's no reason to be ashamed about having a sex life, pastor or not. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 3, 2013 The only thing she did wrong was keep the truth from you. There's no reason to be ashamed about having a sex life, pastor or not. True dat...... In fact, according to Christianity Today, this pastor's behavior was typical: http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2013/may/sex-lives-of-unmarried-evangelicals.html 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 4, 2013 One of my lady friends does not have a problem w/it she says she sits on the pastors face every Sunday before service. According to her everyone's happy 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 4, 2013 True story: for a while I had sex with a woman I met on Craigslist who later told me, after much heming and hawing, that she was a pastor with her own congregation. Me being Catholic school educated, it felt kinda weird, and I dumped her. She was mad for a while. I'm proud of you 2Big! what step are you on? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 4, 2013 Dear Penthouse, I never thought I would have a story for this magazine but ............. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 4, 2013 not to call the kettle black . . .. but haven't we already seen this shit before? http://www.theotherboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13227&highlight=clergy 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 4, 2013 not to call the kettle black . . .. but haven't we already seen this shit before? http://www.theotherboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13227&highlight=clergy Hey, thanks for that link-up there Urfan. But I think ol' Twobigs just getting his therapy and his jollies-right here. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 4, 2013 Okay....so, how can we help you now, sir? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2013 I received the Catholic school mindfuck myself...and it's not like she was a priest or a nun. Unless you were screaming "body of Christ, cup of salvation" when you gave her a facial...I doubt you'll show up on any Papel hit lists. True story: for a while I had sex with a woman I met on Craigslist who later told me, after much heming and hawing, that she was a pastor with her own congregation. Me being Catholic school educated, it felt kinda weird, and I dumped her. She was mad for a while. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2013 True story: for a while I had sex with a woman Ya right. Pics, or it didn't happen. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2013 Ya right. Pics, or it didn't happen. I had sex........ with a woman Which part don't you believe?? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2013 Pics Not surprised pfunk needs pics to imagine what it's like to have sex with a woman for a change. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2013 Not surprised pfunk needs pics To clarify, I would need to see pictures of you, having sex with a woman, to believe it ever happened. Especially without you paying for it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2013 To clarify, I would need to see pictures of you, having sex with a woman, to believe it ever happened. Especially without you paying for it. Yes indeed. Pastor wanted $200 for the hour. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2013 Not surprised pfunk needs pics to imagine what it's like to have sex with a woman for a change. Aw, your just mad,2big, because we girls send Pfunk our nude pics- FOR FREE!!!!!!:D:D 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2013 Dear Penthouse, I never thought I would have a story for this magazine but ............. M'stang, you got your story. And we found out ol' 2big has a conscience to boot. I didn't really need to know that about him either. I liked the way I thought of him before.: 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 23, 2013 Hey, I dated a Lutheran preachers son back in high school....... and he corrupted me. Two big -you won't find me getting all torn up about it. If anything it makes me hot. The pastor's son was one hell of a good fuck. Indeed , I was thoroughly corrupted by the time I bro9ke up with him. In all seriousness, Twobig, you failed bigtime trying to be a "sensitive sort on this thread....... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
