my personal porn idol at death's door

[urfan]

this is what 'the life' will do to you, so don't say you weren't warned . . .

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/30/ron-jeremy-in-critical-condition-heart-aneurysm_n_2582953.html?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl1|sec3_lnk2%26pLid%3D263831

[Speed]

Well, I'm not sure "the life" had anything to do with a heart condition. Being as over weight as he is sure did not help.

Anyway, all the best to Ron Jeremy.

[JRWolfe]

He's your idol and you critise his lifestyle ?

I've known Ron Jeremy since the late 1980's. Great guy, funny as hell and he let me crash at his apartment during one of my business trips to LA. we've partied in Vegas,LA..and yes, Denver. ( his sister lives here ).

latest update is that surgury went fine and that he is resting and not allowed visitors. Keep Ron in your prayers..he's still in critical condition.

[pfunk]

this is what 'the life' will do to you, so don't say you weren't warned . . .

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/30/ron-jeremy-in-critical-condition-heart-aneurysm_n_2582953.html?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl1|sec3_lnk2%26pLid%3D263831

Huh? "the life"? If you're trying to link being a porn actor to an aneurysm, that's ridiculous.

If you're saying his eating and exercise habits brought this on (the life), we don't know that either. It may be a genetic predisposition.

Regardless of why, I wish him the best. What little I know of him, he's a very decent guy, and I think he's perfect for porn.

[urfan]

you got me all wrong, boys. it was just a goof, altho i do admire his 'hedgehog' nickname.

and yes, funky, 'the life' i refer to is that of decades of excess in every imaginable form, not just fucking for money on camera.

for the record, his particular type of aortic aneurism is typically caused by:

Atherosclerosis

Smoking

Hypertension

Vasculitis (infection in the aorta)

Cocaine use

Genetic predisposition

on second thought, i guess he has qualities i grudgingly admire.

also as an fyi to the uninitiated, i also submit the following excerpts about the man, tastefully edited and redacted for t.o.b. consumption:

To witness Ron Jeremy have intercourse is to witness a grizzly bear eat a flamingo.

He is not, like most anonymous porn cocks, coolly detached or numb to the act; he is a strange loser, a figure we can relate to as he grunts and celebrates that he is having sex at all. There is no macho dehumanization; he calls women’s breasts “boobies” and their butts “tushies.” He says this to their faces, to the camera. He calls them “hunny” and puts a towel on the ground to protect their knees if they are going to give him a blowjob outdoors. He has a real, honest fascination with the female body. His eyes glaze over, bewildered, lustful, grateful that he is alive and this woman is alive and that he is allowed to touch her parts.

You can say pornography is artificial and explicit and caters to our most septic compulsions, but Jeremy is not misogynistic or dishonest.

Jeremy’s sex scenes are totally carnal, exposed, and human. He has to pull out every three minutes to strangle the base of his penis and tell the girls to stop bringing him so close to having an orgasm. Jeremy’s performances are unsexy and weird, but their dysfunctionality is captivating. He’s a shriveled man covered in back hair, glistening, hunched over, with a stomach so massive, so swollen and perfectly spherical it looks like his bellybutton is going to pop out and send him flying around the room like a deflating helium balloon.

He looks like a generic, slightly racist mascot of a frozen pizza brand. He is very obviously bald, but maintains the long, brittle, greasy black strands that hang down the back of his head like an animal pelt drying in a West Virginia cellar. He looks permanently covered in warm mayonnaise and old steel wool.

Male porn archetypes usually have one defining characteristic: black, or vaguely European, or “alternative” (wears flannel). But Jeremy is just a kind of lumpy, sweaty problem. Porn actors are aloof and indistinct, and most of them are just attractive enough that it’s conceivable that this woman would fuck the UPS guy, but they’re always innocuous and forgettable. They are an instrument, a tool. But Jeremy is so undeniably there, he is happening all over you, and you have to deal with it.

His Twitter feed reads like someone doing a vaudeville act on a cruise ship while periodically thrusting his erect penis. He sounds like a less manic Dom Deluise and speaks in sentences that are less sequences of words and punctuation than they are rapid hums of crass, recycled double-entendres. During a scene in Jurassic Cock: Old Geezer Massage with Jennifer White, who is Jewish, he says, “You know the difference between Jewish girls and a pound of Jell-O? Jell-O jiggles when you eat it. Let’s see if we can change that.” He is the XXX version of Henny Youngman.

[Songdog57]

I have no idea why he’s sick but I hope he recovers quickly. The guy has been around for a while and I enjoy seeing him in films. My favorite was The Boondock Saints.

[Bit Banger]

Whatever the reason for Ron's heart condition, I wish him well. He's one of the few stars from 'the day' who continues to entertain. I remember films from when he was young & skinny.

Another who shares his worshipful qualities (IMHO) would be Randy West.

[JRWolfe]

you got me all wrong, boys. it was just a goof, altho i do admire his 'hedgehog' nickname.

and yes, funky, 'the life' i refer to is that of decades of excess in every imaginable form, not just fucking for money on camera.

for the record, his particular type of aortic aneurism is typically caused by:

Atherosclerosis

Smoking

Hypertension

Vasculitis (infection in the aorta)

Cocaine use

Genetic predisposition

on second thought, i guess he has qualities i grudgingly admit” He is the XXX version of Henny Youngman.

WTF ??? Got a reality check for you...I've know Ron personally for years and the fact is he doesn't smoke,drink or do drugs. In fact Ron is very frugal. Do like your comparison to Henny Youngman.

Edited January 31, 2013 by JRWolfe
typos

[2Big]

I hope he recovers.

That said, I saw a documentary about him once. He seemed completely out of it and addicted to (junk) food.

I have no idea on what kinds of drugs you need to be to have sex with him.

I guess that's why he is the "hero" of so many guys.

[urfan]

right on 2b,

his amazing physique sure bears witness to a gluttonous lifestyle

for the sake of humanity, i hope you never have to find out what kind of drugs you'd have to do to have sex with him - or what kind he'd have to do to have sex with you

and you're three for three - through an apotheosis of sorts he, like you, has become deified during his own lifetime.

how else can you explain how a greasy, fat, ugly, freakishly hung fuck like him could be in a couple thousand porn movies, 50 mainstream ones, a reality TV show and continue to bang so much puzzy into his 50's?

[2Big]

Freakishly hung? He ain't freakishly hung.

Whatever. I find him gross and disgusting.

[Cusco]

Freakishly hung? He ain't freakishly hung.

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[FatDog]

your idol? LMAO......i'd hate to see how you'd describe someone you hate.

[urfan]

Freakishly hung? He ain't freakishly hung.

Whatever. I find him gross and disgusting.

no? then i guess it depends on your definition of 'freakish'

from the Urban VerMan Dictionary:

freakishly hung: (adj.) can suck your own dick while tying your shoes.

[urfan]

thanks for the check, jr. i cashed it and now i've got one for you:

by listing the common causes of his abdominal aortic aneurism i didn't mean to imply that he was some ciggie-smokin, coke-snortin, doughnut eater. i'm sure he's a clean-livin dude, if you say so.

'the life' i was referring to was his latest celebrity endorsements of a series of 'grow your dick' and 'be more vigorous in the bedroom' supplements.

he's hawked several including ExtenZe and - my fave -Naturally HUGE: "Naturally HUGE will give you a more muscular look, surely standing apart from other penis…A penis your lover will remember for the rest of her life!"

it can be argued they can produce certain effects in a man, but there's a price to pay and i think ron hyatt just cashed the check that ron jeremy has written.

the main active ingredients in these things are "tribistol" an ingredient demonstrated to increase production of the luteinizing hormone” (LH) and Tribulus Terrestris which metabolizes into protodioscin which causes the release of nitric oxide.

problem is luteinizing hormone and nitric oxide both have been shown from numerous large and credible clinical investigations to directly cause the exact disease he's suffering from. the manufacturers produce 'evidence' their stuff is harmless based on data from the flimsiest 'study groups' of less than 100 participants for 2-3 months and rats.

but, as i've stated previously, with few exceptions a human being is not a rat . . . oh and your check got returned as nsf - needin some facts.

i stand by my original post.

[JRWolfe]

Whatever the reason for Ron's heart condition, I wish him well. He's one of the few stars from 'the day' who continues to entertain. I remember films from when he was young & skinny.

Another who shares his worshipful qualities (IMHO) would be Randy West.

Randy West had heart problems and went under the knife a few years ago. He's doing quite well now . Randy worked out at the gym daily and was quite the health food freak prior to his heart problems and even more so after.

Ron Jeremy is still in an induced coma and breathing on a machine. Latest reports say he's going to recover. I'll believe it when he asks his nurse to flash her tits at him

[pitbull]

thanks for the check, jr. i cashed it and now i've got one for you:

by listing the common causes of his abdominal aortic aneurism i didn't mean to imply that he was some ciggie-smokin, coke-snortin, doughnut eater. i'm sure he's a clean-livin dude, if you say so.

'the life' i was referring to was his latest celebrity endorsements of a series of 'grow your dick' and 'be more vigorous in the bedroom' supplements.

he's hawked several including ExtenZe and - my fave -Naturally HUGE: "Naturally HUGE will give you a more muscular look, surely standing apart from other penis…A penis your lover will remember for the rest of her life!"

it can be argued they can produce certain effects in a man, but there's a price to pay and i think ron hyatt just cashed the check that ron jeremy has written.

the main active ingredients in these things are "tribistol" an ingredient demonstrated to increase production of the luteinizing hormone” (LH) and Tribulus Terrestris which metabolizes into protodioscin which causes the release of nitric oxide.

problem is luteinizing hormone and nitric oxide both have been shown from numerous large and credible clinical investigations to directly cause the exact disease he's suffering from. the manufacturers produce 'evidence' their stuff is harmless based on data from the flimsiest 'study groups' of less than 100 participants for 2-3 months and rats.

but, as i've stated previously, with few exceptions a human being is not a rat . . . oh and your check got returned as nsf - needin some facts.

i stand by my original post.

Cigarette smoking, coke snorting, ingesting other dubious substances, plus getting paltry amounts of rest will all take their toll. These are not controversial statements in the medical community. Perhaps they are on TOB.

[JRWolfe]

thanks for the check, jr. i cashed it and now i've got one for you:

by listing the common causes of his abdominal aortic aneurism i didn't mean to imply that he was some ciggie-smokin, coke-snortin, doughnut eater. i'm sure he's a clean-livin dude, if you say so.

'the life' i was referring to was his latest celebrity endorsements of a series of 'grow your dick' and 'be more vigorous in the bedroom' supplements.

he's hawked several including ExtenZe and - my fave -Naturally HUGE: "Naturally HUGE will give you a more muscular look, surely standing apart from other penis…A penis your lover will remember for the rest of her life!"

it can be argued they can produce certain effects in a man, but there's a price to pay and i think ron hyatt just cashed the check that ron jeremy has written.

ROFL.....dude, what universe do you live in ?

Ron doesn't own those companys ,he's simply paid to endorse them. That doesn't mean he actually takes the product...he was born with a member thats 3 inches.from the floor ( his standard joke )..to get aroused Ron just has to look at a woman. I've known him long enough to know that he'll say anything if a paycheck is involved . Those ads are scripted.

[2Big]

342902he was born with a member thats 3 inches.from the floor

Yeah, if you're a midget.

[urfan]

good question, jr. i always thought i lived in the universe of reality, but i'm willing to consider any possibility.

and no, i didn't necessarily think ron owned or had stock options in the manufacturers Biotab Nutraceuticals or BioVita. i'd like to think i'm savvy enough to recognize the fact that he's just the hired 'talent' running his mouth for a big fat endorsement check, although the term 'endorsement' kind of implies use by the endorser, don't it? what remains to be seen is how much of their snake oil he actually ingested.

it will also be interesting to finally learn from the well-respected media (star, national enquirer, etc.) what the underlying etiology is so we can end our little debate here. if it was just a congenital weakness or some other non-environmental factors, i'll owe you a cool drink.

stay tuned.

[JRWolfe]

good question, jr. i always thought i lived in the universe of reality, . if it was just a congenital weakness or some other non-environmental factors, i'll owe you a cool drink.

stay tuned.

I don't drink alcohol...so , so much for the drink. ( you do have a nasty habit of assuming things )

Chatted with his sister yesterday, they have a family history of heart problems .

[urfan]

World English Dictionary

(South African) cool drink

— n

any soft drink

in my cosmopolitan universe, 'cool drink' implies nothing about alcohol and exclusively refers to soft drinks in the common lexicon. who's assuming now? oh, i forgot you were a member of the fourth estate at the 'oyster' a truly noble publication that surely promulgates the highest standards of 'journalism.'

plus, among all my wonderfully nasty habits, making assumptions ain't one of 'em.

make mine an RC Cola, if and when

[boink36]

Christ on a crutch, can't we just wish this guy well and hope he gets better?