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I stopped believing in unicorns

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Recently, a post went out from a young lady who was incredibly honest. Call it serendipity but while I was with a gorgeous woman a few days ago (don't bother looking for the review. I didn't write one for her) she let an SBD slip. It did NOT smell like strawberries. I'll never look at a unicorn the same way again.

 

 

 

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He who smelt it dealt it.

 

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Nothing like someone puffing an eye burning, paint peeling stencher to bring reality crashing back into a magical moment.

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Actually, this never happens with top shelf providers....they always use butt mints.

 

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Lmbo! Oh this made my lunch hour! :)

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22 hours ago, Admiral C said:

Actually, this never happens with top shelf providers....they always use butt mints.

 

Yeah, she's clearly not as cool as the rest of us. Everybody knows about butt mints...

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5 minutes ago, Madison Monroe-6320 said:

I dont fart....

 

I fluff 💋

Strawberries, cherries, or roses?

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50 minutes ago, Yorick said:

Strawberries, cherries, or roses?

Roses of course lol

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Yes I actually went and looked up butt mints. While they may save us from the pew pew of a stinky one, they might also be a new way to politely hand someone a breathe mint. 

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6 hours ago, SarahRenee said:

Yes I actually went and looked up butt mints. While they may save us from the pew pew of a stinky one, they might also be a new way to politely hand someone a breathe mint. 

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Is there some sort of special applicator, or do you just lube up a finger and shove it in?

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This thread is hilarious!😂😂😂

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On 8/3/2017 at 9:32 PM, FuriousWeasel said:

Is there some sort of special applicator, or do you just lube up a finger and shove it in?

I'm not completely sure, but I personally would use my anal vibrator to make sure it goes deep enough and does it's job well. LOL

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