Posted April 4, 2016 Gotcha What escort, client, or TOBer would you want to be "Naked and Afraid" with? Who would give you the best odds of surviving, and also have great sex with ? You can only bring 1 person. It can be an unknown person, just tell us about them. **Let's keep this thread fun** 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2016 57 minutes ago, Kashmir said: Gotcha What escort, client, or TOBer would you want to be "Naked and Afraid" with? Who would give you the best odds of surviving, and also have great sex with ? You can only bring 1 person. It can be an unknown person, just tell us about them. **Let's keep this thread fun** Ok. I think I see where you are going with this. In the video...I liked the lady's style, just not her "crazy." As A Client, I am supposed to pick one provider who I would want to be stranded naked with in a survival situation? Can I do this without shilling? Let me try: Going from memory here, on what I have read about other providers. I would bring a k-bar knife as my survival tool. I now have the means to hunt, spearfish, and make a shelter. I know several friction methods for starting fire. For my survival provider, I would select a lady I have never seen before: A very large-bosomed blonde porn star who sometimes posts on these pages. I believe I read she prefers vegetarian meals. Also believe she advertises she is lactating. I would use my knife to keep her well supplied with berries, edible leaves, and edible roots. In return, she could provide milk for use in gravy, or to go with my morning hot beverage, served in a cup I whittled with my knife. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2016 At the risk of being accused of shilling...Laci French! I may be scared, but we will be laughing. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2016 Over the years I've seen several ladies who served in the military, had backgrounds in medicine and one that was a serious triathlete. I'd take any one of them. On second thought, seeing as this is a fantasy, I'd love to rendezvous with them all. In my fantasy, we'd survive, thrive and tell the boat to come back in a couple months. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2016 This would be so fun! I would need a hobbyist that has an extraordinarily large amount of love juice. The protein shakes would help me make it to day 21. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2016 I would take a lady who danced a lot. She could crack coconuts between her thighs. For survival gear, I would bring an open faced motorcycle helmet due to the ability to crush coconuts between said thighs. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Laci French-2940 said: This would be so fun! I would need a hobbyist that has an extraordinarily large amount of love juice. The protein shakes would help me make it to day 21. And if there was an ample supply of pineapple, your shakes would taste sweet as well as provide protein! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2016 While I have mad skilz in town (hailing a cab, ordering take-out, tipping the concierge) I am pretty much useless outdoors. I would need a partner with serious ability like nature-wise. I remember Justina Carter was fairly bad-ass in that regard. Had some military training I think. I'd pick her. She's cute too. Of course two weeks in she'd be so tired of carrying my dead weight, she'd likely gut me, cook me and eat me. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2016 That's tough to decide for me. I've met so many Ladies with great life experiences, street smarts and all are smart. Including the OP of this thread. From a survival standpoint all obviously have extreme degrees of survival, from entrepreneur skills, to surviving many precarious situations. I was gonna list the attributes of what specific choices would be, but instead just counted the candidates in my feeble mind. They range from tomboys to world travelers. They all have more class in their little toe nail than I do in my whole life. I've got 8 candidates. Guess you'd just have to throw me out there with one of em. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2016 Forgot the dancer I would take would have to have a wickidly twisted sense of humor... Without that, the chance of surviving more than 2 hours in my presence is slim, forget a day! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2016 7 hours ago, ilovewomen said: At the risk of being accused of shilling...Laci French! I may be scared, but we will be laughing. +1 I wouldn't care if she had any survival skills or not. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2016 8 hours ago, Laplace said: Ok. I think I see where you are going with this. In the video...I liked the lady's style, just not her "crazy." As A Client, I am supposed to pick one provider who I would want to be stranded naked with in a survival situation? Can I do this without shilling? Let me try: Going from memory here, on what I have read about other providers. I would bring a k-bar knife as my survival tool. I now have the means to hunt, spearfish, and make a shelter. I know several friction methods for starting fire. For my survival provider, I would select a lady I have never seen before: A very large-bosomed blonde porn star who sometimes posts on these pages. I believe I read she prefers vegetarian meals. Also believe she advertises she is lactating. I would use my knife to keep her well supplied with berries, edible leaves, and edible roots. In return, she could provide milk for use in gravy, or to go with my morning hot beverage, served in a cup I whittled with my knife. Oh my that would be awesome! One of my favorite shows! I know my way around a good filet knife and with my culinary education can butcher a lizard like nobody's business I am also extreme well versed in natural plant medicines so I agree Laplace our skills together would rock those 21 days! Who needs a fire? I know plenty of ways to keep nice and toasty! 😜 sashimi and tartar are safe to consume as long as we find some wild citrus fruits. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2016 46 minutes ago, Kyla Young said: Oh my that would be awesome! One of my favorite shows! I know my way around a good filet knife and with my culinary education can butcher a lizard like nobody's business I am also extreme well versed in natural plant medicines so I agree Laplace our skills together would rock those 21 days! Who needs a fire? I know plenty of ways to keep nice and toasty! 😜 sashimi and tartar are safe to consume as long as we find some wild citrus fruits. 9 hours ago, Laplace said: For my survival provider, I would select a lady I have never seen before: A very large-bosomed blonde porn star who sometimes posts on these pages. I believe I read she prefers vegetarian meals. Also believe she advertises she is lactating. Wow Laplace... You are amazing!!! You have summoned a lactating porn star to the boards!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Kyla Young said: Oh my that would be awesome! One of my favorite shows! I know my way around a good filet knife and with my culinary education can butcher a lizard like nobody's business I am also extreme well versed in natural plant medicines so I agree Laplace our skills together would rock those 21 days! Who needs a fire? I know plenty of ways to keep nice and toasty! 😜 sashimi and tartar are safe to consume as long as we find some wild citrus fruits. I hate raw lizard! I prefer it well done! Oh. wait. You were talking about..... Never mind. You know. When you search the internet for images titled "skinning a lizard," you never know what you'll find: 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2016 7 hours ago, Laci French-2940 said: This would be so fun! I would need a hobbyist that has an extraordinarily large amount of love juice. The protein shakes would help me make it to day 21. I do believe "snowballs" are an essential food group Laci. Sharing is caring 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2016 I am thinking a combination of protection and, ahem, intimate companionship so ...................... Michelle Waterson 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Kashmir said: I do believe "snowballs" are an essential food group Laci. Sharing is caring You naughty, naughty girl. i would say you but that would be too easy and I am afraid you would smother me on the first night. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2016 Considering her affection for all things outdoors and IMHO pleasant demeanor i'd choose Ms. Spice. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2016 You made me blush! ! Just saying though, the realist in me knows how stank nasty you get being out there for long periods of time. I don't think I want to suck on some crunchy tweedle that hasn't seen soap in weeks hahah. That being said. I want someone who is going to keep me strong mentally and make it fun. I am a nudist at heart so I could go to Walmart buck ass naked and be fine lol. I don't eat weird foods, so that would be my only issue lol. I guess desperation would kick in. But I think I could beast mode the challenge. I did a mini one week one in a forest and it was awesome!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2016 9 hours ago, ironman318 said: Considering her affection for all things outdoors and IMHO pleasant demeanor i'd choose Ms. Spice. I could never go with Spice. The producers could set up a fight to the death in the first 5 minutes by placing a single cold Budweiser on the ground. Sadly, Spice would win the battle. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2016 These ninja skills!!! Back off my budweiser!!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2016 (edited) I have 2 photo albums I have worked on in my life. My "hot men I have had sex with" album, for when I am in the nursing home. The other is my "me naked in the wilderness" album. I have been naked in the wilderness, in every country I have visited. The arctic gives you the best nipples you have ever seen, doesn't do much for the guy you are with though My favorite place to be naked is the bedroom. I would pick Kaduk. Just look at those muscles. Those sexy gargoyle features. You can't see it, but his tail is huge and he knows how to work it. The most important thing I like about him, is his wings! He can pick me up, and fly me to a 5 star resort! A girl has to have her dental floss, and a razor. Edited April 5, 2016 by Kashmir 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, Kashmir said: I have 2 photo albums I have worked on in my life. My "hot men I have had sex with" album, for when I am in the nursing home. The other is my "me naked in the wilderness" album. I have been naked in the wilderness, in every country I have visited. The arctic gives you the best nipples you have ever seen, doesn't do much for the guy you are with though My favorite place to be naked is the bedroom. I would pick Kaduk. Just look at those muscles. Those sexy gargoyle features. You can't see it, but his tail is huge and he knows how to work it. The most important thing I like about him, is his wings! He can pick me up, and fly me to a 5 star resort! A girl has to have her dental floss, and a razor. This made me laugh so hard I snorted hhahahhahahahahahh Just imagine those legs wrapped around you!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2016 (edited) Right now I am holding auditions for the hobbyist role. I am not worried about my own survival skills. Having spent my formative years growing up on a farm. And farmers are by nature self reliant. But I could entertain the thought of a city -boy in the role. So , as i said , auditions are open. However, there is a fee involved as you will have to pay for the use of the actress involved during the auditioningI phase. Edited April 5, 2016 by Jez UaBriain 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2016 16 hours ago, Riggo said: Wow Laplace... You are amazing!!! You have summoned a lactating porn star to the boards!!! You only need to beat on the tribal drums and chant my name as the mantra and I shall cum 😜 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2016 3 hours ago, SpiceInCo said: These ninja skills!!! Back off my budweiser!!!!! Spice, glad to see your self-imposed hiatus from these forums is over. There are not enough of us ladies on here that are willing to express our opinions. :-D 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2016 Thier aren't that's for sure. I feel like a jackass since it only lasted a couple days lol 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2016 Good thread thus far Kashmir, thanks! I know three high-energy ladies that I think time with any of them would make the 21 days seem like hours. I'd be too tired to eat or drink because of being drained. I'm an urban guy, so roughing it for me would be a hotel without ESPN! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2016 4 hours ago, Kyla Young said: You only need to beat on the tribal drums and chant my name as the mantra and I shall cum 😜 If I can't find tribal drums at REI or my local Dicks are butt cheeks an acceptable substitute? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2016 Hmmm that might work. I think it will take some practice to get it right...,might have to get on that 😉 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
