Posted January 17, 2016 (edited) I lived in Wyoming for a few years, never had an issue. Maybe I was too young to see it. I don't want to stereotype all the people in Wyoming, but I have noticed a "theme". Approximately 90% of my requests out of Wyoming are so twisted. My hands are starting to shake, when I see an email out of Wyoming. I tell myself. "Please don't be an email that leaves me; wanting to wash my eyes out with soap and, say some 'Hail Marys', and burn lots of sage." These requests are so bad, none could be repeated on TOB! I wonder if this is a native Wyoming issue, or do all the whack jobs move there. Have any other providers noticed this about Wyoming requests? Or am I just the lucky one? Edited January 17, 2016 by Kashmir spelling 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 18, 2016 Some do drag people they don't like across barb wire there, so do be careful! ;-) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 18, 2016 They are whack jobs in every state 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 18, 2016 Am I the only one that wants to hear Kashmir's stories? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 18, 2016 22 hours ago, Kashmir said: I lived in Wyoming for a few years, never had an issue. Maybe I was too young to see it. I don't want to stereotype all the people in Wyoming, but I have noticed a "theme". Approximately 90% of my requests out of Wyoming are so twisted. My hands are starting to shake, when I see an email out of Wyoming. I tell myself. "Please don't be an email that leaves me; wanting to wash my eyes out with soap and, say some 'Hail Marys', and burn lots of sage." These requests are so bad, none could be repeated on TOB! I wonder if this is a native Wyoming issue, or do all the whack jobs move there. Have any other providers noticed this about Wyoming requests? Or am I just the lucky one? We're all curious now...please elaborate so that we may provide you with some sage advice 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 18, 2016 Guys, obviously, the lady can't give details. So, maybe we can play a game? Anyone ever play MADLIBS? I imagine that many of Kashmir's (hell, ANY provider's) requests look something like this: (just fill in the requested word) Dear <provider name>, Say! You have really <adjective> <plural anatomical noun>! Wanna <verb>? Here is a picture of my <adjective> dick! (Please ignore the <plural noun> at the base. I, um, have the <medical condition>. Um, yeah! Thats it! Say! Could you pretend you are <person> while I <verb> my <noun> repeatedly into your <anatomical noun>??? And could my <person> watch? I only have 75 <items of variable fungibility>, but I can promise you will want to <verb> and <verb> me before our time is up!!!! Sincerely, <TOB Board Personality> I'll bet none of us can come up with something worse than any of these ladies have seen. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2016 Or, it could be an R rated version of the email I received over the weekend. Not vulgar, but not normal thinking... Hello there, I came across your ad and was intrigued. I am in town till Tuesday evening for the National Western stock show. I am a businessman from south central KY. I have plenty of references. I am staying at a 5star hotel downtown. I will be upfront and say I'm traveling with my wife, who is under the weather and in a sling from shoulder surgery. Would you be interested in me getting you a room at my hotel and if the timing works out maybe me slipping off late at night after my trip to the bar and coming up to your room for awhile?? Like I said I have several references that will 100% vouch for me. I look forward to hearing from you. Also, do you accept CC? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2016 I am firmly convinced that once a year, everyone in WYO grabs a bucket and shovel and sneaks over to NEB and brings their state back. It's that constant wind that blows. It'll drive you nucking futs after a while. Signature 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Wendy Whitney said: I will be upfront and say I'm traveling with my wife, who is under the weather and in a sling from shoulder surgery. Would you be interested in me getting you a room at my hotel and if the timing works out maybe me slipping off late at night after my trip to the bar and coming up to your room for awhile?? So...how was the session? Or will we have to wait for the review? This seems like logical, linear thinking to me. I mean, what could go wrong? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2016 3 hours ago, Wendy Whitney said: Or, it could be an R rated version of the email I received over the weekend. Not vulgar, but not normal thinking... Hello there, I came across your ad and was intrigued. I am in town till Tuesday evening for the National Western stock show. I am a businessman from south central KY. I have plenty of references. I am staying at a 5star hotel downtown. I will be upfront and say I'm traveling with my wife, who is under the weather and in a sling from shoulder surgery. Would you be interested in me getting you a room at my hotel and if the timing works out maybe me slipping off late at night after my trip to the bar and coming up to your room for awhile?? Like I said I have several references that will 100% vouch for me. I look forward to hearing from you. Also, do you accept CC? His wife only has her arm in a sling as an excuse not to have sex with him. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2016 What can I say. I moved to Wyoming from the utterly depraved and obnoxious Washington DC area. I am sure that politicians are more twisted than us country boys. I am glad I am here. I don't know what twisted things I asked for but when I saw Kashmir we both got twisted. I guess it must be the cold and the wind and the cute sheep around that make us so. I don't take dick pics but have a lot of cute furry sheep skin pics. BAAA!!!! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2016 I'm not sure these emails are something to post here. If she posted them in a blog with a link in her profile. That would be some interesting reading. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2016 20 hours ago, MisterBigShot said: We're all curious now...please elaborate so that we may provide you with some sage advice 10 hours ago, coolhand luke said: What can I say. I moved to Wyoming from the utterly depraved and obnoxious Washington DC area. I am sure that politicians are more twisted than us country boys. I am glad I am here. I don't know what twisted things I asked for but when I saw Kashmir we both got twisted. I guess it must be the cold and the wind and the cute sheep around that make us so. I don't take dick pics but have a lot of cute furry sheep skin pics. BAAA!!!! Okay Luke maybe "twisted" wasn't the right word....I guess I have been known to do that There is a dichotomy in my Wyo clients, either perfect or I would never meet them! It is hard to advertise that I go to Wyoming. Like I said, for every 1 good requests comes 10 that are not suitable..... 1)Think along the lines of Greek mythology or Greek tragedies. (No not the normal happy trips to the islands) The stuff Freud built his career on. The stuff you need a therapist for, not an escort! 2) Many requests asking, for me to be a dirty slave that should be disrespected via degrading sexual acts. 3) Almost all want bareback and many of those want you to arrive with a pre-existing cream pie from another client.(Gag) 4) Many requests to use an escort as a toilet. I wish I was talking about taking a tinkle, but oh no...the more solid trip to the "loo". Okay I shared...now I need a shower! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Kashmir said: Okay Luke maybe "twisted" wasn't the right word....I guess I have been known to do that There is a dichotomy in my Wyo clients, either perfect or I would never meet them! It is hard to advertise that I go to Wyoming. Like I said, for every 1 good requests comes 10 that are not suitable..... 1)Think along the lines of Greek mythology or Greek tragedies. (No not the normal happy trips to the islands) The stuff Freud built his career on. The stuff you need a therapist for, not an escort! 2) Many requests asking, for me to be a dirty slave that should be disrespected via degrading sexual acts. 3) Almost all want bareback and many of those want you to arrive with a pre-existing cream pie from another client.(Gag) 4) Many requests to use an escort as a toilet. I wish I was talking about taking a tinkle, but oh no...the more solid trip to the "loo". Okay I shared...now I need a shower! Ewe is right! not do a good job of setting boundaries! Now I need a shower! Trying to picture the ad you run in Wyoming that brings on all of these lovely requests... Goes something like this I bet: Howdy fellers! Feeling sheepish today? Your favorite heifer run off with your new longhorn? Your toilet seat broken? Tired of beating and berating the old lady? Are you the kind of guy that likes sloppy seconds and has no fear of STDs? Well I am your woman! Come on over, the back door is always open! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2016 49 minutes ago, Kashmir said: 4) Many requests to use an escort as a toilet. I wish I was talking about taking a tinkle, but oh no...the more solid trip to the "loo". The way I read this: "So you're telling me there's a chance... YEAH!". For part of that fetish. i guess that items 2 and 4 kinda go hand in hand. If one advertises "fetish" and or "roleplay", probably going to get these type of requests. Though is odd that getting more of those from WY vs CO. You'd figure more kinksters in CO, just due to population. Bareback, think that's becoming more of a thing in the area. Seeing more ads in BP stating "no bareback" or coded phrases for "yes, I do bareback". Must be more guys asking and or getting it that they are asking more often for it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Kashmir said: Okay Luke maybe "twisted" wasn't the right word....I guess I have been known to do that There is a dichotomy in my Wyo clients, either perfect or I would never meet them! It is hard to advertise that I go to Wyoming. Like I said, for every 1 good requests comes 10 that are not suitable..... I will do my best to explain. I have only had 1 request from a man that wanted to involve a four legged furry creature. I guess livestock really is not that popular. Ewww or Ewe either work! 1)Think along the lines of Greek mythology or Greek tragedies. (No not the normal happy trips to the islands) The stuff Freud built his career on. The stuff you need a therapist for, not an escort! 2) Many requests asking, for me to be a dirty slave that should be disrespected via degrading sexual acts. 3) Almost all want bareback and many of those want you to arrive with a pre-existing cream pie from another client.(Gag) 4) Many requests to use an escort as a toilet. I wish I was talking about taking a tinkle, but oh no...the more solid trip to the "loo". Okay I shared...now I need a shower! I'm sorry for dragging that out of you. It seems the sexual deviancy rate per capita in WYO dwarfs that of our fair state. My only advice to you would be to steer clear of these perverts and delete any texts that you may get from our neighbors to the north. It appears that any contact, no matter how benign, would only fuel their perversions and encourage this type of behavior. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Kashmir said: Okay Luke maybe "twisted" wasn't the right word.... Okay I shared...now I need a shower! Where is the eye wash station around here🙀 "Twisted" is the right word, and not in the polka dot mat & spinner variety. (Hmmm, now that could be a fun escort game. 😚) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2016 2 hours ago, Riggo said: Ewe is right! not do a good job of setting boundaries! Now I need a shower! Trying to picture the ad you run in Wyoming that brings on all of these lovely requests... Goes something like this I bet: Howdy fellers! Feeling sheepish today? Your favorite heifer run off with your new longhorn? Your toilet seat broken? Tired of beating and berating the old lady? Are you the kind of guy that likes sloppy seconds and has no fear of STDs? Well I am your woman! Come on over, the back door is always open! You are hysterical Riggo!! You should put your ad in the Wyoming Backpage and share your responses. Thanks for the laugh! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2016 3 hours ago, Kashmir said: 4) Many requests to use an escort as a toilet. I wish I was talking about taking a tinkle, but oh no...the more solid trip to the "loo". Scat fetish? Positioning is important. youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q Don't judge me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2016 Eggs Danny Thomas style: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eggs+danny+thomas+style 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 20, 2016 7 hours ago, Kashmir said: You are hysterical Riggo!! You should put your ad in the Wyoming Backpage and share your responses. Thanks for the laugh! Glad I could provide a little bit of happiness and a smile/laugh to your otherwise normal day of bestiality requests! It may have even caused another wry smile if my phone had not decided (OK, my fat fingers may have had something to do with the problem) to auto delete part of the original sentence! This: not do a good job of setting boundaries! Now I need a shower! Was supposed to state this: Apparently farm animals do not do a good job of setting boundaries! Now I need a shower! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 20, 2016 7 hours ago, Kashmir said: You should put your ad in the Wyoming Backpage and share your responses. And... To this... NO!!!!! I already get enough SPAM on my e-mail about enlarging my little friend, saving the earth and getting cremated, Russian brides, etc... Do not need cowboys from Wyoming doubling it because I am their dream date!!! :-) Besides, I would need help finding fake pictures of the toothless large ladies wearing wife beater tank tops that would fit the ad. :-) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Riggo said: And... To this... NO!!!!! I already get enough SPAM on my e-mail about enlarging my little friend, saving the earth and getting cremated, Russian brides, etc... Do not need cowboys from Wyoming doubling it because I am their dream date!!! :-) Besides, I would need help finding fake pictures of the toothless large ladies wearing wife beater tank tops that would fit the ad. :-) Like this? By golly, I might even be tempted to call!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2016 On 1/20/2016 at 9:00 PM, Laplace said: Like this? By golly, I might even be tempted to call!!! Alright Laplace... Just want you to know that my whole defense of the no placement of the ad required that I would need to find a picture of a hot toothless lady in a wife beater tank top and you came up with one way too quickly,,, Obviously, I found the sweet spot in your wheelhouse and will know going forward to not call this out!!! By the way, I agree, she is kind of hot and would fit my add perfectly! But again, I point out that I receive way too much spam already and don't need to be Wyoming's most wanted hot chick and I will still refuse to post the ad!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2016 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Riggo said: >snip> But again, I point out that I receive way too much spam already and don't need to be Wyoming's most wanted hot chick and I will still refuse to post the ad!!!! yahoo, gmail, hotmail....... all have free emails. Use it for a couple of weeks and then never signin again. You have not excuse. Edited January 22, 2016 by frankenthaler91 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
