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  1. Re: Opera VPN. Opera is shutting down it's VPN soon. Opera
  2. I Love You Colorado But Why Are You So Cold

    Cold is when the thermometer on the bank sign shows -30! Even then "It's a dry cold"
  3. Mojovillage Slowly Disappearing

    Update: Mojo Village is down. Signature
  4. Facebook

    An interesting article about FB. A Compelling Reason When it's free, you are the product. Signature PS. I'm not on FB.
  5. Feeling a little nostalgic

    I remember the original Cherry Creek Mall. It was an open air mall with shops on either side and "anchor" stores on the ends. The Denver Dry Goods was at the West end. Before that it was a city dump. Temple Buell bought it cheap and the rest is history. He made a ton of money. What's that old saying... If I had his money and he had a feather up his butt...We'd both be tickled. Signature
  6. #SESTA #FOSTA- Who's been following...

    Personal encounters As of this morning. (3-23-18) Rather than filing a suit, I think a site will be seized and someone arrested. Their defense will be the 1st amendment freedom of speech. It will take several years to reach the supreme court and some deep pockets to pay for it. Unless the ACLU steps in. Hell, I'd chip in a couple of bucks to help the defense.
  7. Lottery Winner

    What would be the incorrect wat? They say to sign the ticket to protect you. They don't advertise that you can use a trust. They really want the pr out of the deal
  8. An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it." The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc." The doctor answers "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion." The doctor replies "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice." The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease." The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!" "Oh, Thank God!", the man replies. "Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money". Signature
  9. Lottery Winner

    The lady had followed the (bad) "advice" to immediately sign the back of her ticked. The NH lottery people claimed the public had an overwhelming right to know her name. Which trumped any right to privacy she might have had. The judge said "no". All they really want is the advertising value. Colorado allows anonymous claim of winnings If you win big, the first thing is to secure the ticked and find a good trust attorney. Lady wins in court Good luck! Signature
  10. Who is your favorite basketball team?

    Back in the day...... When the NCAA was just an upstart association the NIT was the end of season tournament.
  11. Caution may make you spit your beverage!!!

    Just what we need.... 12-24 hours later, look down in the commode and see...... Imagine the panic if you were to feed it to someone surreptitiously. Some people believe their "stuff" doesn't stink, and now this.
  12. Caution may make you spit your beverage!!!

    Life is stranger than fiction. two things.... 1. I wonder how many client requests you'll get for this and; 2. Will this now be a provider option? (Tongue in cheek font off)
  13. Deep thoughts

    Doctors are licensed to practice medicine. They do not know it all. Remember, 50% of Dr's graduated in the bottom half of their class.
  14. Best Local Denver restaurants

    For local food you must try rocky mountain oysters.
  15. raw meat, is where it begins

    Hey fishndude57, where is you philosopher/translator Jethro, when we need him?