Posted June 15, 2015 Ladies, are you tired of not being taken care of? Let me manipulate your Play Station controls, tickle your Xbox, and make you go Wii! Just remember, Gamers and Nerds do it better. $200.00 Hr 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2015 I woke up this morning hoping to see the ad, from my fantasy man 2Big. No such luck, maybe he is on tour. It is so frustrating when an escort doesn't reply to your request, but as you all know... "Most working guys are nuttier than a bunch of squirrels hibernating" I guess 2Big, my lots of $$$$ will go to someone who really want them. A replacement is just a mouse click away. Put your money where your mouth is. Money talks, bullshit walks. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2015 Hey Billy, I know you said you would only be In toWN 4 ONE niGHt, but when are you back? Your picture is so hot, I bet you have more friends than you know what to do with. I cant quite see your PaKCAGe in your picture, but your hair is so beautiful. I just wonder if the carpet matches the curtains (wink wink) Please post a new ad when you are back in town. I am for sure a Horni Gaaaal QUOTE=fork;395450]HeY ALl yUO H:rolleyes:rni Gaaaalzz!!!!!! :)I aM a ONE of a kINd STUD wiTh a PaKCAGe U kaN't bELievEEE!:) oNlY In toWN 4 ONE niGHt cAll 234-567-8901 or My Old Nember 345-678-9010 AnD b sURe to Aks fo BILLY HMU now BABE I WANT YOU (no AA, BB, or CC) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2015 Hey Billy, I know you said you would only be In toWN 4 ONE niGHt, but when are you back? Your picture is so hot, I bet you have more friends than you know what to do with. I cant quite see your PaKCAGe in your picture, but your hair is so beautiful. I just wonder if the carpet matches the curtains (wink wink) Please post a new ad when you are back in town. I am for sure a Horni Gaaaal Hi Horni, nice to meet ya. My PaKCAGe isn't in the picture because only my cousins and clients get to see that! I'll be cumming back to a town near you soon, maybe this weekend if I can get the tractor started. Here's what happened last time Billy 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2015 You didn't quote my entire post 2Big. I wasn't talking about you. Was talking about the person who started this thread and who is too chickenshit to actually follow through with this. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2015 Hi Billy, Thanks for your quick reply. Does this mean your PaKCAGe is like finding a needle in a haystack? That is okay because it isn't the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean that matters. I am a city girl. How much ga$ does it take to get a tractor started these days. Love, Horni Hi Horni, nice to meet ya. My PaKCAGe isn't in the picture because only my cousins and clients get to see that! I'll be cumming back to a town near you soon, maybe this weekend if I can get the tractor started. Here's what happened last time Billy 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2015 Hi Billy, Thanks for your quick reply. Does this mean your PaKCAGe is like finding a needle in a haystack? That is okay because it isn't the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean that matters. I am a city girl. How much ga$ does it take to get a tractor started these days. Love, Horni Tractor rides start at 300 cigar$, or a six-pack of PBR. I was never good at math! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2015 I wasn't talking about you. Was talking about the person who started this thread and who is too chickenshit to actually follow through with this. I have a name, my dear. I've been keeping a close eye on this and enjoying it for what it's become. I've reached out to a few and I'm waiting my turn before I post a review. If you would like to bash talk someone you should go to another thread. This thread was meant to have fun and so far it seems that many can work around your negativey. Instead of calling me *chickenshit* you can call me Ducky. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2015 In town one night only, February 30 ...so don't miss out. I've been told I look like a mixture of Terry Crews, Savoir Faire & Hadji (pics below) with a Austin Powers/Steve Urkel personality. All things are on the menu except Greek (giving or receiving unless it's yogurt or baklava). I am between 4'6" - 6'4" tall. My rates: If you have to ask, you probably can't afford . . . but since I'm a guy, my touring rates are - $69/hh, $69/hr, $69/90min, $69/2hrs and a Pre booking special rate of $69/overnight (no 15min rates). Otherwise, my touring rate of $69.00 applies! You don't want to miss out on this one! Will do duo's with SmallHairyWht on request! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2015 I have lots of cigars. Thank you Justina for the best thread ever. I found a worthy mAn-ho. Stay tuned for the review. Tractor rides start at 300 cigar$, or a six-pack of PBR. I was never good at math! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2015 I have a name, my dear. ... Instead of calling me *chickenshit* you can call me Ducky. Already taken. Ilya became Ducky. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2015 I have lots of cigars. Thank you Justina for the best thread ever. I found a worthy mAn-ho. Stay tuned for the review. Get ready for the ride of your life! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2015 Get ready for the ride of your life! Wear something slutty and be prepared to work it! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 16, 2015 In town one night only, February 30 ...so don't miss out. I've been told I look like a mixture of Terry Crews, Savoir Faire & Hadji (pics below) with a Austin Powers/Steve Urkel personality. All things are on the menu except Greek (giving or receiving unless it's yogurt or baklava). I am between 4'6" - 6'4" tall. My rates: If you have to ask, you probably can't afford . . . but since I'm a guy, my touring rates are - $69/hh, $69/hr, $69/90min, $69/2hrs and a Pre booking special rate of $69/overnight (no 15min rates). Otherwise, my touring rate of $69.00 applies! You don't want to miss out on this one! Will do duo's with SmallHairyWht on request! Damn Boi! You is some fine piece of dark chocolate!! How about this Vanilla hott Momma come on over and show you how to increase your $69 special? We can blend a few things and makes some smooth caramel. I only ask that you get me off 3 times in 1 hour. You think you da Man for this? Hit me Up! I'm horny and waiting to melt. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 16, 2015 ReAl LiVe MaN!!! Hi! I'm Matt! Ladies, Are you tired of Pretty boys with their petty, whiney, attitudes and their cute little dicks? You know, the kind that get facials, and manicures, and drive European sports cars? Well, spend some time with a real guy. I don't look like much, and I'm usually dirty and sweaty from hard work. I fart and belch when I need to. Cuss, too! And I always scratch where it itches. I call a jack a jack and a spade a spade, but I always treat a woman like a lady. And I clean up real nice, too! I will arrive in my late-model, $75,000 pick-up truck to take you out on the town. I will be nicely dressed in your presence, clean and fresh, no matter how many hours it takes. When we're together, I will ask you about your day, and I will LISTEN, too, all the while rubbing your feet and any other tired spots on your body. And when you are relaxed, I will take you the way a woman wants to be taken, using my hands, my tongue, and all 8.5 inches of my manhood. Call me NOW 1-800-get-laid $300 per hour, $1,800 overnight, with a minimum of 6 orgasms guaranteed! $150 wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am 15 minute special LADIES LADIES LADIES! Burt is a Stunner! He really knows how to work that mustache charm. I couldn't have asked for a better time. He made sure to dim the lights for I was afraid to show my O face. I think he's a repeat for sure. I will just ask him to trim his toe nails. I walked away with a bandaid because of him. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 16, 2015 HURRY LAST DAY!! Any appointment comes with a free ticket to the annual hook baitin', fish guttin', dick cheese expo and tractor pull. Free sample to the first 69 through the door: 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 16, 2015 Damn Boi! You is some fine piece of dark chocolate!! How about this Vanilla hott Momma come on over and show you how to increase your $69 special? We can blend a few things and makes some smooth caramel. I only ask that you get me off 3 times in 1 hour. You think you da Man for this? Hit me Up! I'm horny and waiting to melt.Send me your references, either 6 or 9 please! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17, 2015 I wasn't talking about you. Was talking about the person who started this thread and who is too chickenshit to actually follow through with this. Dang, nasty reaction to Justina's just trying to have a little fun. What do you say we all pitch in and get 2Small a bottle of MIDOL, he gets a little bitchy this time of the month. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2015 ★♥★REAL GUY! HIGHLY REVIEWED! ULTIMATE FETISH SPECIAL!!!!★♥★ Ladies! Do you want a real man? One who can REALLY satisfy you? Who offers spectacular mustache rides? Call Matt! 1-800-Get-Laid $300 per hour. Check out my reviews! Limited time special! Ultimate Female Fantasy: CHANGE YOUR MAN! I smoke, drink and cuss. For YOU I'll stop! Don't want me fishing and instead to go shopping with you? I'll throw away my fishing pole and hold your purse! Don't like the way I look? Dress me up the way YOU want! Cut my hair! Shave my beard! TRIM MY TOENAILS! I will be your living Ken doll! AND, I'LL STILL GIVE YOU MINDBLOWING SEX AND AFFECTION AFTERWARDS! (Female fantasy makeover an additional $400 per hour) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2015 You are not only highly reviewed Matt, but award winning for those mustache rides! Oh this so tempting. Alas, my budget only allows for one mustache ride this week. Not to mention, bIlLY has those long golden locks. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2015 OMGOSH....Justina!! You are too much! What a great thread. Love all the guys who participated. Guess that's why I always liked Colorado!! Hope you're enjoying your trip! Kisses! ~ Carlee 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2015 Thanks for the heads up on Burt...I'll make sure to cum with bandaid and clippers. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 19, 2015 (edited) I waited a few days on this so the amateurs could weed themselves out. Ladies you are about to meet the male escort of your life. I am boink36 and I guarantee I am 100% me. If the person you talk to on the phone isn't the person who answers the door your session is free!!!!! I will cater to your every need and desire! Maybe you feel like a little foot fetish? Or possibly you feel like some anal play! Or maybe you're in the mood for a good old GFE, I promise you I can DFK like a Labrador! Just shoot me a private message. I will make sure the money you wish you hadn't spent buys new undies for our next session! I don't have a "big tip" but that doesn't mean you shouldn't leave me one! boink36 Edited June 19, 2015 by boink36 Penis pictures removed. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 19, 2015 I am a little concerned boink36, those pictures look authentic. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 19, 2015 Good Morning , Are you tired of not getting the love you need and want? For the low, low, cheap at twice the price you can spend a loving hour with the man of you dreams. I am well endowed with 68 hh and long flowing hair. I smell of fresh b o and sweat like no other. Last few day in town!!! Catch me while you can!!! Call Tiny 1800 BIG-Love I called "Tiny" out of desperation because all of the other guys were busy or whatever. Let me tell you, This guy is posting out of dated pics. I saw the guy, but he has lost a lot of weight. He did however have a charming personality, and his skills in the oral department were some of the best I had ever experienced. He really worked at it and he does sweat like no other. I was soaked in more ways than one. He told me how he was selling himself to pay for his skin removal surgery. So sad, but good for him for having the confidence. His skills far outweigh his looks of flapping skin. I would hurry up and jump on these cheap rates while you can. Thanks Tiny;) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 20, 2015 Theol_cowboy is back! UTR in Denver for a limited time. Love to see old friends and make a few new ones. Contact me at P411 Come see the master of the mustache ride. 400 / 2 hour 550 / 3 hour 1000 / 8 hour 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21, 2015 Another good reason to become a lesbian. Call Tiny 1800 BIG-Love 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21, 2015 Thank you again Justina for this post! I was able to meet a stellar person, because of it. Here is my review of Billy. I had to wait for him to be back in town. That was okay, because I like to also serve my crow well done. This is for you Big boy Review Date: June 20, 2015 ASP's Name: Billy aka Fork Phone Number: 234-567-8901 Web Site: None Web Site: None In-Call or Outcall: Outcall City where I saw this ASP: Denver Consenting adult activities: Full Service, MSOG, UTF,TUMA ,French Kissing Advertised Length of session: 1 hour Actual length of session: 3 glorious hours Advertised Fee: $300 Total paid: $300 I sure did Tipping or up-selling? No ASP's attitude: Fantastic Description accurate? Better Pictures accurate? No and that was a good thing Penile implant? No Body type: Athletic Age: Early to mid 40s Hair color: Brunette Hair length: Short Height / weight: 5' 10 Intimate grooming: Happy Trail Tattoos: None Piercing: None Smoker? Not that I could tell Would I see this ASP again? Yes Do I recommend this ASP:? Yes Additional Comments: I normally see providers that are barely legal. I figured I would tap one my own age. It is not like he would shoot out white spiders, right? Billy arrived on time to my hotel. I was a little bummed that he had cut his hair. I had envisioned holding his long locks in each hand and yelling, "Giddy Up Boy". I quickly forgot that when I saw his soft blue eyes, and he started DFK me. Now that man can kiss! Then I grabbed his firm butt, I could tell he works out. I was so impressed he read my profile. He busted out his air guitar, and started singing my favorite song by Eminem. Oh my, I had to take off my underwear, and throw them on the stage. I was expecting Billy to be the type that would have to be naked to count to 21, but not the case. When I said, "Let's do 69". He didn't stop to do math at all. When he took off his pants, I couldn't have been happier. This may be TMI, but all 3 of his legs were muscular(wink wink). I did bring my new strap-on. He said, "No No, that wouldn't be right. You got that for 2Big." I thought that was very thoughtful of Billy to think of his friends first. MSOG, you bet. Billy had me a little trigger happy, was hitting those cans one after another. Yes, Oh Yes, my Slim Shady give me more. One hour quickly turned to 3 hours! Billy could have had me going all night. Ladies, this is a must have item from the candy store. He is worth every penny! Submitted By: Kashmir Overall Assesment: Fantastic - Yes, he really is fantastic HeY ALl yUO H:rolleyes:rni Gaaaalzz!!!!!! :)I aM a ONE of a kINd STUD wiTh a PaKCAGe U kaN't bELievEEE! oNlY In toWN 4 ONE niGHt cAll 234-567-8901 or My Old Nember 345-678-9010 AnD b sURe to Aks fo BILLY HMU now BABE I WANT YOU (no AA, BB, or CC) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21, 2015 Review Date: June 20, 2015 ASP's Name: Billy aka Fork Overall Assesment: Fantastic - Yes, he really is fantastic I don't know if I'll get an infraction for commenting on a review, but well, ma'am I sure am flattered! I got laid and paid and my night was made! Kashmir was the perfect client - she had impeccable hygiene, a fantastic attitude, and amazing stamina. She not only left the envelope in plain sight but also gifted me a red rose. I'd be happy to be a reference for her in the future for other providers. Thanks for taking my man-whore virginity! Now I can afford new hubcaps for the old Ford. Can I get admitted to the provider-only board now? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
