Posted October 31, 2014 I've heard dirty talk that has had me stifling laughter. Before I do laugh, I always remember that in the Eastwood movie (Tombstone?) the John sliced the hooker's face for laughing at his lil beanie weenie. I try to just hurt people's feelings on accident, not on purpose, I know, I'm a sweetheart. When I was in my twenties, going through a one-night-stand phase, I went home with a guido I met in a bar, he was all pinkie rings and hair gel. One thing lead to another and the next thing I know my legs are in the air and guido is slapping my ass yelling, "who's your daddy?" I don't say anything. Isn't that rhetorical? No, he wanted an answer. "WHO-IS-YOUR-DADDY?" The problem was I couldn't remember his name for shit. I yelled "you are!" Second funniest one I've got is a client who used to yell "opps! sorry!" every time he came. It's not like it landed on me so I'm not sure what he was sorry about. What's the funniest/hottest/dumbest thing you've heard? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2014 I've heard dirty talk that has had me stifling laughter. Before I do laugh, I always remember that in the Eastwood movie (Tombstone?) the John sliced the hooker's face for laughing at his lil beanie weenie. I try to just hurt people's feelings on accident, not on purpose, I know, I'm a sweetheart. Yes you are. When I was in my twenties, going through a one-night-stand phase, I went home with a guido I met in a bar, he was all pinkie rings and hair gel. One thing lead to another and the next thing I know my legs are in the air and guido is slapping my ass yelling, "who's your daddy?" I don't say anything. Isn't that rhetorical? No, he wanted an answer. "WHO-IS-YOUR-DADDY?" The problem was I couldn't remember his name for shit. I yelled "you are!" Second funniest one I've got is a client who used to yell "opps! sorry!" every time he came. It's not like it landed on me so I'm not sure what he was sorry about. What's the funniest/hottest/dumbest thing you've heard?[/quote Was with a lady one time and she starts moaning and groaning like she was going to explode. Almost busted out laughing, thinking to myself, let me get started at least. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2014 What's the funniest/hottest/dumbest thing you've heard? I once had the pleasure of meeting a Japanese provider. After round one she removed my condom and lifted it up looked at me and in broken English said, "Good harvest." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2014 That movie was Unforgiven. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2014 I've heard dirty talk that has had me stifling laughter. Before I do laugh, I always remember that in the Eastwood movie (Tombstone?) the John sliced the hooker's face for laughing at his lil beanie weenie. I try to just hurt people's feelings on accident, not on purpose, I know, I'm a sweetheart. When I was in my twenties, going through a one-night-stand phase, I went home with a guido I met in a bar, he was all pinkie rings and hair gel. One thing lead to another and the next thing I know my legs are in the air and guido is slapping my ass yelling, "who's your daddy?" I don't say anything. Isn't that rhetorical? No, he wanted an answer. "WHO-IS-YOUR-DADDY?" The problem was I couldn't remember his name for shit. I yelled "you are!" Second funniest one I've got is a client who used to yell "opps! sorry!" every time he came. It's not like it landed on me so I'm not sure what he was sorry about. What's the funniest/hottest/dumbest thing you've heard? Is this a rhetorical question? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 2, 2014 Let's see "big daddy dick". See the bitch was trolling me. Because I'm not huge. It's really funny though because she had the nerve to say that as she was getting slammed. Also I' was called "Mandingo" to my face again by a provider. There's nothing Mandingo about me. I was never rude to them before the session. Anyways probable had some bad karma or something. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 2, 2014 A guy called me a dirty bitch, dirty dirty, bitch bitch. bitch, bitch dirty, so on and so forth until he came 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 2, 2014 Hottest: Oooooo, I'm so turned on! I want you to fuck my ass! Funniest: Oooooo, I'm coming! (within 2 minutes of starting DATY) :p 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 3, 2014 I was with a provider once who started saying "Fuck me, oh fuck my virgin pussy!" I couldn't help it. I laughed. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 3, 2014 I've heard dirty talk that has had me stifling laughter. Before I do laugh, I always remember that in the Eastwood movie (Tombstone?) the John sliced the hooker's face for laughing at his lil beanie weenie. I try to just hurt people's feelings on accident, not on purpose, I know, I'm a sweetheart. When I was in my twenties, going through a one-night-stand phase, I went home with a guido I met in a bar, he was all pinkie rings and hair gel. One thing lead to another and the next thing I know my legs are in the air and guido is slapping my ass yelling, "who's your daddy?" I don't say anything. Isn't that rhetorical? No, he wanted an answer. "WHO-IS-YOUR-DADDY?" The problem was I couldn't remember his name for shit. I yelled "you are!" Second funniest one I've got is a client who used to yell "opps! sorry!" every time he came. It's not like it landed on me so I'm not sure what he was sorry about. What's the funniest/hottest/dumbest thing you've heard? I could give you plenty to laugh about and I wouldn't even be offended. :-) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
