Funky Odor! What would *you* do?

[Modravus]

I saw a fairly new but reviewed provider earlier this week. Everything was going well through the French lesson and cowgirl ride, but 30 seconds or so into some mish I was overwhelmed by a horrible funky odor emanating from this young lady's loins that smacked me in the nose like a punch from a prize fighter. I tried to shake it off but ultimately couldn't and my guy refused to stay on task.

I tried to be nice and cuddly for a bit while but all I really wanted to do was take a shower and get the heck out of there, which I did a few minutes later. I could still smell the funk on me after a couple of showers...seriously.

It seems I run into this every year or two during my hobbying. Please help educate me....Are some gals just like that all the time? Is it possibly related to a certain time in some gals' cycles? I was really traumatized by this particular event because it was so powerful and persistent, and I think I just need some perspective here.

So what would you do? I'd love to hear from both ladies and gents about what you would do and what you'd like a gent to say or do in this case.

Would you have said something about it to the provider? On the spot or later in an email?

[Guest pejo]

Might just be how she smells. Might be related to cycle. Might be an infection.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/symptoms/vaginal-odor/basics/causes/sym-20050664

If I was worried about an STI, I would get tested. Then tell her if test came back positive.

Other than that, I would probably do nothing.

[MAG]

I saw a fairly new but reviewed provider earlier this week. Everything was going well through the French lesson and cowgirl ride, but 30 seconds or so into some mish I was overwhelmed by a horrible funky odor emanating from this young lady's loins that smacked me in the nose like a punch from a prize fighter. I tried to shake it off but ultimately couldn't and my guy refused to stay on task.

I tried to be nice and cuddly for a bit while but all I really wanted to do was take a shower and get the heck out of there, which I did a few minutes later. I could still smell the funk on me after a couple of showers...seriously.

It seems I run into this every year or two during my hobbying. Please help educate me....Are some gals just like that all the time? Is it possibly related to a certain time in some gals' cycles? I was really traumatized by this particular event because it was so powerful and persistent, and I think I just need some perspective here.

So what would you do? I'd love to hear from both ladies and gents about what you would do and what you'd like a gent to say or do in this case.

Would you have said something about it to the provider? On the spot or later in an email?

Write a review.

[pfunk]

So what would you do?

I don't know. I've never run into a situation where an odor arrived later in the appointment. I've noticed near the start, and I either cut the appointment short, or she cleaned herself. It's VERY rare.

Unless you REALLY want to see her again, write an honest review. I suggest leaving out the over-the-top imagery like "I was overwhelmed by a horrible funky odor emanating from this young lady's loins that smacked me in the nose like a punch from a prize fighter". It would just be hurtful.

Good Luck!

[harpo]

You should be thrilled that she didn't charge you extra . That was a fetish and it costs more...sorry I couldn't help it.

Sometime I fall in love with my right hand and for variation (position )it is my left hand !

[Jez UaBriain]

The possibility is there that the odor might have been from you. Semen, even pre-cum has an odor to it. The old saying "You are what you eat" may apply here. Maybe the mixture of both of you is a smelly combination. Maybe she ate Thai food and you were into mexican food?

It is not difficult to be clean, Douches are easy to buy, and use. But if some nasty stench assaulted my nose, I think I'd be looking at the area the bad stench is coming from.

[harpo]

To do list before session

buy condoms

take shower

shave down there

brush your teeth with peroxide and baking soda and toothpaste after

and ................................buy a mask.

[2Big]

Send her an email, indicating her problem. She should go see her obgyn. A clean and healthy puzzy has no taste and no odor.

[harpo]

May I recommend therapist ?My sympathy but you did add new form of PTSD.

[DontEvenTrip]

I saw a fairly new but reviewed provider earlier this week. Everything was going well through the French lesson and cowgirl ride, but 30 seconds or so into some mish I was overwhelmed by a horrible funky odor emanating from this young lady's loins that smacked me in the nose like a punch from a prize fighter. I tried to shake it off but ultimately couldn't and my guy refused to stay on task.

I tried to be nice and cuddly for a bit while but all I really wanted to do was take a shower and get the heck out of there, which I did a few minutes later. I could still smell the funk on me after a couple of showers...seriously.

It seems I run into this every year or two during my hobbying. Please help educate me....Are some gals just like that all the time? Is it possibly related to a certain time in some gals' cycles? I was really traumatized by this particular event because it was so powerful and persistent, and I think I just need some perspective here.

So what would you do? I'd love to hear from both ladies and gents about what you would do and what you'd like a gent to say or do in this case.

Would you have said something about it to the provider? On the spot or later in an email?

It sucks being a girl sometimes. LOL Believe it or not, this was very possibly due to her vagina's PH being 'off' and has nothing to do with her hygiene. PH refers to the vagina’s acidity level. A vaginal pH of 3.5 - 4.5 indicates that there is a perfect amount of good bacteria (lactobacilli), and no overgrowth of the bad bacteria that can cause odor, irritation and sometimes infection. If her pH is out of whack it can result in foul, strong, 'dead fish' odor, despite how many showers she takes.

There are a surprising number of triggers that can upset the vaginal ecosystem:

Menstruation: Blood has a pH of 7.4, so during your period, vaginal pH becomes elevated.

Tampons: Since they retain the fluids that cause pH to increase, tampons can contribute to the problem, especially if you “forget” a tampon and leave it in too long.

Intercourse: The pH of semen is 7.1 to 8.

Douching and cleansers: Any vaginal infusion of water or other fluids can affect vaginal pH. The pH of water is 7, and fragrances and perfumes can also irritate the vagina.

Menopause or pregnancy: These are times where hormones fluctuate, which is associated with elevated pH.

While most women’s bodies can tolerate this period of pH elevation, in some women, even a slight imbalance can tip the scales, causing an ugly, foul and embarassing odor.

Luckily, there are products that can restore and/or maintain normal pH:

RePhresh™ is an over-the-counter vaginal gel that will restore normal pH. In Europe, it is actually approved to treat BV.

Assuming her pH is the culprit, one vaginal suppository of the RePhresh will instantly take care of the odor and bring things back to normal.

Oh the joys of being female

[Seeking ~P]

Would you have said something about it to the provider?

You should have said something right then!!!!

[mj76]

On a few occasions about mid way into the session I started smelling a funky smell. I was able to finish so I didn't say anything. Come to find out it was the condom that made the smell. Between the friction and how our bodies were reacting to the chemicals in the condom it put off a bad smell. I wish I could remember the brand of the condom but that might be something else to consider.

[Guest]

I saw a fairly new but reviewed provider earlier this week. Everything was going well through the French lesson and cowgirl ride, but 30 seconds or so into some mish I was overwhelmed by a horrible funky odor emanating from this young lady's loins that smacked me in the nose like a punch from a prize fighter. I tried to shake it off but ultimately couldn't and my guy refused to stay on task.

I tried to be nice and cuddly for a bit while but all I really wanted to do was take a shower and get the heck out of there, which I did a few minutes later. I could still smell the funk on me after a couple of showers...seriously.

It seems I run into this every year or two during my hobbying. Please help educate me....Are some gals just like that all the time? Is it possibly related to a certain time in some gals' cycles? I was really traumatized by this particular event because it was so powerful and persistent, and I think I just need some perspective here.

So what would you do? I'd love to hear from both ladies and gents about what you would do and what you'd like a gent to say or do in this case.

Would you have said something about it to the provider? On the spot or later in an email?

WOW, this is disgusting. Shame on her. There is no excuse for this type of behavior.

If a woman's PH is off, it has a dead fish smell and sometimes a discharge."She would have know this before you showed up to fuck her." You should have told her right then and there, that her pussy has foul smell. She should not have booked the appointment with you. This is disgusting. She should be ashamed. Since she is this careless, (by seeing you anyway) you should get checked for all STD's and HIV. Write her bad review. So other guys will know how carless she is. You should get online and research witch STD or infection you think she might had. So your prepared when visit your doctor.

This is why I always encourage you johns, to ask the escort, when was her last STD test was, before you visit her.

[The Oxymoron]

It was probably BV (bacterial vaginosis). Which tends to rear it's ugly head right when you have sex. It is not an STI and it has nothing to do with being "dirty", in fact it's often caused by douching and feminine sprays, in other words over cleaning.

http://www.cdc.gov/std/bv/stdfact-bacterial-vaginosis.htm

So it's likely that she had no idea there was an issue until things got going, particularly if she's never dealt with BV before.

I've been there, more than once, just as most women will be at some point in their lives. It's not the end of the world, I'm sure she'll get herself fixed up and if you are concerned head in and get yourself checked out.

[Bit Banger]

... but 30 seconds or so into some mish I was overwhelmed by a horrible funky odor emanating from this young lady's loins that smacked me in the nose...

Been There, Done That, Got the ball cap!

Move on. It's not the end of the world.

...

So it's likely that she had no idea there was an issue until things got going, ...

There have been times when, even after a good DATY & G-spot massage with no indication of problems, the fumes waft up from a good pounding. I usually mention it afterwards so that she can deal with it, but try not to break the mood of the moment. As others have said, not likely to be something for you (OP) to worry about.

[The Oxymoron]

WOW, this is disgusting. Shame on her. There is no excuse for this type of behavior.

If a woman's PH is off, it has a dead fish smell and sometimes a discharge."She would have know this before you showed up to fuck her." You should have told her right then and there, that her pussy has foul smell. She should not have booked the appointment with you. This is disgusting. She should be ashamed. Since she is this careless, (by seeing you anyway) you should get checked for all STD's and HIV. Write her bad review. So other guys will know how carless she is. You should get online and research witch STD or infection you think she might had. So your prepared when visit your doctor.

This is why I always encourage you johns, to ask the escort, when was her last STD test was, before you visit her.

SMFH

[Guest]

WOW, this is disgusting. Shame on her. There is no excuse for this type of behavior.

If a woman's PH is off, it has a dead fish smell and sometimes a discharge."She would have know this before you showed up to fuck her." You should have told her right then and there, that her pussy has foul smell. She should not have booked the appointment with you. This is disgusting. She should be ashamed. Since she is this careless, (by seeing you anyway) you should get checked for all STD's and HIV. Write her bad review. So other guys will know how carless she is. You should get online and research witch STD or infection you think she might had. So your prepared when visit your doctor.

This is why I always encourage you johns, to ask the escort, when was her last STD test was, before you visit her.

This is a perfect example why wearing "condoms" during sexual intercourse are very important. You never know when a provider has an std or infection and she will see you anyway.

[harpo]

[harpo]

This is a perfect example why wearing "condoms" during sexual intercourse are very important. You never know when a provider has an std or infection and she will see you anyway.

I see a pattern here , something to keep in mind.

[inkspot]

I am glad someone asked this question. I have encountered this problem more than once that stopped me in my tracks.

The medical explanations are appreciated but that is not what the OP asked.

How do you delicately tell someone? Or do you say anything?

[DontEvenTrip]

WOW, this is disgusting. Shame on her. There is no excuse for this type of behavior.

If a woman's PH is off, it has a dead fish smell and sometimes a discharge."She would have know this before you showed up to fuck her." You should have told her right then and there, that her pussy has foul smell. She should not have booked the appointment with you. This is disgusting. She should be ashamed. Since she is this careless, (by seeing you anyway) you should get checked for all STD's and HIV. Write her bad review. So other guys will know how carless she is. You should get online and research witch STD or infection you think she might had. So your prepared when visit your doctor.

This is why I always encourage you johns, to ask the escort, when was her last STD test was, before you visit her.

Nikki, I can only hope you weren't being serious here. As it's been stated that oftentimes there IS NO SYMPTOM or SMELL until AFTER the sex is initiated - meaning this girl likely did NOT know her pH was off until the sex started. Moreover, this is not indicative of having an STD nor was it her being careless - therefore, it fails miserably in warranting a bad review.

Poor girl - give her a break.

[Guest pejo]

Poor girl - give her a break.

+1. If you are worried about STI, get tested. If test is positive, let her know. If not, leave it alone.

[The Oxymoron]

How do you delicately tell someone? Or do you say anything?

Unless her nose was broken, I think there was no need to say anything.

She was probably mortified and quickly figured out what was wrong and how to fix it (if she didn't already know).

It's exceedingly common, and really embarrassing.

[2Big]

This thread makes Baby Jesus cry.

Have had this happen several times. I don't make a big deal out of it. I mention it, and that's that.

Same if she gets her period. Put some plastic on the covers and we're good to go.

Shit (no pun intended), if I got a nickel each time I pulled my dick out of an azz crack and was rewarded with a lil' bit of extra chocolate, I'd be rich.

It's sex, people, sometimes it's messy and smelly.

[macho]

This thread makes Baby Jesus cry.

Have had this happen several times. I don't make a big deal out of it. I mention it, and that's that.

Same if she gets her period. Put some plastic on the covers and we're good to go.

Shit (no pun intended), if I got a nickel each time I pulled my dick out of an azz crack and was rewarded with a lil' bit of extra chocolate, I'd be rich.

It's sex, people, sometimes it's messy and smelly.

2big is right people. Sometimes its golden and it's a shower. Other times someone gives 2big the piss face. Sometimes sex is gargling with piss. Everyone needs to grow up. It's 2014 no one gives a shit anymore.

[Guest]

[Guest]

Nikki, I can only hope you weren't being serious here. As it's been stated that oftentimes there IS NO SYMPTOM or SMELL until AFTER the sex is initiated - meaning this girl likely did NOT know her pH was off until the sex started. Moreover, this is not indicative of having an STD nor was it her being careless - therefore, it fails miserably in warranting a bad review.

Poor girl - give her a break.

I meant every single word I said. A client, who is paying for time shouldn't have to endure this. No one deserves break on this including me. Its our responsibility to make sure we are good to go. Check this before the guy shows up. Therefor I would consider this careless. The guys should be informed.

Give the poor girl a break... ahhhhh FUCK NO.. Lets turn the tables. How would you like a smelly ass dick? Lets give the poor guy a break. Would the guy get a break? Most likely nope. Sorry, I am not falling for it. Again, Its our responsibility to make sure we are good to go. I don't know who she is. All your doing is saying its A OK to see any client with a foul smelling pussy, and the guy has to tolerate this. So it must be A OK for a client to show up with smelly dick.

We are not doctors, so it could have been anything including STD/BV PH off or whatever the issues is at hand. Either way this is unacceptable.

[Guest]

It's 2014 no one gives a shit anymore.

+1 Well said, I agree.

[Boardmember]

All your doing is saying its A OK to see any client with a foul smelling pussy...

With all due respect, she's not.

As it's been stated that oftentimes there IS NO SYMPTOM or SMELL until AFTER the sex is initiated - meaning this girl likely did NOT know her pH was off until the sex started.

There is also something to be said for being a bit immune to one's own...fragrance and, I believe I've read that the sense of smell is one the quickest to accomodate (get used to an odor), so there is that.

What to do? I think, a very gentle mentioning of it would be in line. Sort of like when you have food stuck in your teeth. On the other hand, maybe she noticed and just hoped you didn't. So, a discrete mention would allow her to try to address the issue.

And thanks to Danielle (who I believe is a former RN, yes?) and Oxy for a couple of good lessons on female physiology.

[Guest]

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