Posted September 13, 2013 No secrets there. At least he is up front. (Yuck) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2013 What a charming individual. He must have read this: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game From the jacket: The names change, but the game remains the same. The pimp has reached nearly mythical status. We are fascinated by the question of how a guy from the ghetto with no startup capital and no credit -- nothing but the words out of his mouth -- comes not only to have a stable of sexy women who consider him "their man," but to drive a Rolls, sport diamonds, and wear custom suits and alligator shoes from Italy. His secret is to follow the "unwritten rules of the game" -- a set of regulations handed down orally from older, wiser macks -- which give him superhuman powers of charm, psychological manipulation, and persuasion. In Pimpology, star of the documentaries Pimps Up, Ho's Down and American Pimp and Annual Players Ball Mack of the Year winner Ken Ivy pulls a square's coat on the unwritten rules that took him from the ghetto streets to the executive suites. Ken's lessons will serve any person in any interaction: Whether at work, in relationships, or among friends, somebody's got to be on top. To be the one with the upper hand, you've got to have good game, and good game starts with knowing the rules. If you want the money, power, and respect you dream of, you can't just "pimp your ride," you need to pimp your whole life. And unless you've seen Ray Charles leading Stevie Wonder somewhere, you need Ken's guidelines to do it. They'll reach out and touch you like AT&T and bring good things to life like GE. Then you can be the boss with the hot sauce who gets it all like Monty Hall. The 48 laws: Purse First, Ass LastGet a Name in a GameDon’t Chase ‘Em, Replace ‘EmKeep a Ho in ArrearsPrey on the WeakWhen Pimpin’ Begins, Friendship EndsPimp the GameDon’t Let Your History Be a MysteryLearn the RulesPlan Your Work and Work Your PlanAvoid Gorillas and GodzillasAin’t No Love in this ShitPimp Like You’re Ho-lessBetter a Turnout than a BurnoutSay What You Mean and Mean What You SayGive Motivation and InspirationGet You A Bottom BitchCop and BlowTurn Ho Ends into DividendsGet in a Ho’s HeadA Ho Without Instruction Is Headed for Self-DestructionKeep Hoes on Their ToesA Ho Joins A Stable to Ruin ItSet the TrendGrind for Your ShineThe Game is to be Sold, Not ToldKeep Your Game on the LowBe a LeaderPlay One Ho Against the NextProsperity over PopularityLook out for Suzy ChoosyTurn a Tramp into a ChampBring Your People With You to theTopShow Respect to Get RespectTrust Nothing but the GameBe Internationally Known, Nationally Recognized, and Locally AcceptedLet a Ho KnowWreck a HaterSwitch UpDon’t Down ‘Em, Crown ‘EmKeep Your Front Up Till You Come UpTalk Shit and Swallow SpitIf You Can See It, You Can Be ItYou Need Fire and DesireGet Rid of the Word “If”Move and Shake Like a Pimp ShakesPimpin’ Is What You Do, Not Who You AreDon’t Believe the Hype Yessiree bob.........there's how to books on everything! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2013 LMAO, I needed a great laugh this morning. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2013 49. Keep da pimp hand close and strong. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2013 at long last we got a visual on Zippy 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 14, 2013 Why does everyone believe everything they read. Clearly this is a fake ad meant to be funnyz 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 14, 2013 Why does everyone believe everything they read. Clearly this is a fake ad meant to be funnyz Irrelevant. Whether it's fake or real, it's funny. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 14, 2013 You must get bored to read all that stuff 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 14, 2013 Clearly this is a fake ad meant to be funnyz It might have been published to be funny, but the really funny thing is that it is not much of a stretch of the imitation from reality for someone. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 14, 2013 It might have been published to be funny, but the really funny thing is that it is not much of a stretch of the imitation from reality for someone. tru dat - the truth can be stranger than friction 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 16, 2013 The ad is obviously a spoof. It takes a fairly adept mind & typing ability to construct all that text. If it were "real", there would be much less text and the "misspellings" would be more elementary. All that said, taken as satire it is VERY pointed and funny. 2 thumbs up. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2013 tru dat - the truth can be stranger than friction Worse yet, some idiot will reply to the add........... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
