Posted January 27, 2013 A Cheating husband decided to write this letter to his wife. My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, Being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife, however, after reading this letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 years old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight. When the man came home late that night he found a reply of his letter on the dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile and like your secretary, he is 18 years old. You being a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 27, 2013 Now that's a good one. Laughing my ass off! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 27, 2013 Rofl! Thats the best one I've heard quite awhile. Hmm, now about that 18 year old stud puppy...... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 27, 2013 Oh how classy !! Thanks for the good laugh P:) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 27, 2013 Karma at it's finest. What's good for the goose....A Cheating husband decided to write this letter to his wife. My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, Being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife, however, after reading this letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 years old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight. When the man came home late that night he found a reply of his letter on the dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile and like your secretary, he is 18 years old. You being a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2013 I Just love math!!! Best post I've read here in a Very Long time!!! Mahalo nui loa Pam!! A Cheating husband decided to write this letter to his wife. My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, Being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife, however, after reading this letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 years old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight. When the man came home late that night he found a reply of his letter on the dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile and like your secretary, he is 18 years old. You being a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2013 That's not funny at all....what a slut!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2013 That's not funny at all....what a slut!!! I thought it was funny but I'm not 54 yet. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2013 Still a ways to go to being 54, but don't worry Jake, I'm sure the math in cash flow speaks a lot more toward the 54 year old than the 18 year old, lol. Funny thread though. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2013 That's a good one, and oh how very correct the wife is! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2013 :) Just some other joke A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." Another one "What kind of murderer has moral fiber?" — "A cereal killer." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2013 Proof that men have better friends than women. One night a woman didn't come home. Next morning she told her husband she'd slept over at a friends house. The husband calls her 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it. The husband didn't come home the following night. Next morning he says he slept over at a friends house. The wife calls his 10 best friends. Eight confirm that he slept over, and two said he was still there! -Peter A mother is invited by her son, Anthony, for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Tina. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Tina and I are just roommates.'' About a week later, Tina came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure. " So he sat down and wrote an email: Dear Mama, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Anthony Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read: Dear son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Tina, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, Mama" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2013 Mathematical proof: ASPs are EVIL. Everyone knows that it takes two things to see a provider. Her time. Your money. This can be expressed as follows: ASP = Time x Money However, any business man can tell you that time IS money. Thus: Time = Money and, substituting: ASP = Money x Money = Money^2 Growing up, we were all taught that money is the root of all evil. Thus, Money = eEvil Substituting: ASP = ( eEvil )^2 and simplifying, ASP = Evil QED. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2013 LOL Mathematical proof: ASPs are EVIL. Everyone knows that it takes two things to see a provider. Her time. Your money. This can be expressed as follows: ASP = Time x Money However, any business man can tell you that time IS money. Thus: Time = Money and, substituting: ASP = Money x Money = Money^2 Growing up, we were all taught that money is the root of all evil. Thus, Money = eEvil Substituting: ASP = ( eEvil )^2 and simplifying, ASP = Evil QED. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2013 A termite walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, where is the bar tender?" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 5, 2013 This lady comes home unexpected and finds her man in bed with ...a dwarf female. "You fuckin son of a bitch, you promised me less than 2 weeks ago that you are done cheating on me!!!" Her man replies: "Darling, I know I know, but I cant quit cold turkey! But see? Im trying to gradually cut back. .." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
