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PSA: Thanks, But I Already Have a Cheese Grater

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Puzzy stubble is gross. Either keep your pubic hair (neat and trimmed), or shave or wax your snatch before an appointment.

Puzzy stubble = I don't care about hygiene and presentation.

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The stubble is there for a reason.

It kind of like the cactus planted along the top of adobe fort walls of the old west to keep the natives out.

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Good point. Probably the first good one ever. :)

And a good opportunity to promote the benefits of waxing.

The reason that hair becomes "cheese-grater-esque" is because when shaved it's cut off at the start of regrowth and then emerges in a blunt, unpleasant fashion. However, unless you have very fine hair in that region it's nearly impossible to shave two days in a row without getting razor burn, red irritation bumps, and lots of itching.

Waxing allows you to not worry about these issues. It's quick, looks better and when the hair begins to regrow it's not blunt, so it comes back soft and doesn't feel like cacti.

And yes, ladies, I know it's not the most pleasant feeling in the world, but a cocktail or a glass of wine before will help you relax and ease the sting. Plus, my waxing specialist uses hard wax which only clings to the hair, not the skin, so it's much less painful.

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Puzzy stubble is gross. Either keep your pubic hair (neat and trimmed), or shave or wax your snatch before an appointment.

Puzzy stubble = I don't care about hygiene and presentation.

You often critisize whiny posts on here, yet here you are, whining some more.

Grow a pair, and ask her to shave when you're there, and try doing a review. :rolleyes:

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An additional benefit of waxing is the reduced hair growth over time.

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From our resident whiner and bitcher 2big-

"Puzzy stubble is gross. Either keep your pubic hair (neat and trimmed), or shave or wax your snatch before an appointment.

Puzzy stubble = I don't care about hygiene and presentation. "

I]The same can be said for pecker and nutsack stubble. Anytime, anyone wants someone else's face to be in their crotch, you would think they would take the time to prep themselves before the tryst takes place. I would find it so embarrassing if I were caught in a less then perfect condition. But then , I can be pretty vain also.

Nut stubble-I don't care fhygeine and presentation

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I am always amazed by these threads. 2Big casts his bait and drove of puppets dance on their strings. don't any of you get tired of dancing for the master?:confused:

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I am always amazed by these threads. 2Big casts his bait and drove of puppets dance on their strings. don't any of you get tired of dancing for the master?:confused:

Hell no. I think its fun. Really.:) If he didn't post his crap on here, think how boring, mundane it would be.

Just new people saying hello, and p411's. Pretty dry stuff really.So puppet I may be Boink, if thats what you want to catagorize me with. But at least I am a happy little puppet. And I dance.

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i'll have a margarita please:D!!!!!!!

Good point. Probably the first good one ever. :)

And a good opportunity to promote the benefits of waxing.

The reason that hair becomes "cheese-grater-esque" is because when shaved it's cut off at the start of regrowth and then emerges in a blunt, unpleasant fashion. However, unless you have very fine hair in that region it's nearly impossible to shave two days in a row without getting razor burn, red irritation bumps, and lots of itching.

Waxing allows you to not worry about these issues. It's quick, looks better and when the hair begins to regrow it's not blunt, so it comes back soft and doesn't feel like cacti.

And yes, ladies, I know it's not the most pleasant feeling in the world, but a cocktail or a glass of wine before will help you relax and ease the sting. Plus, my waxing specialist uses hard wax which only clings to the hair, not the skin, so it's much less painful.

female-brazilian.jpg

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That's called "Wolf-Pussy".

A term coined by the lovely Miss Veronica Corvair. ;)

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How about some crazy, retro bush? Heard that's coming back, lol!

That's called "Wolf-Pussy".

A term coined by the lovely Miss Veronica Corvair. ;)

Last I knew it was only the Knights Who Say Ni that are looking for a shrubbery :D

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Puzzy stubble is gross. Either keep your pubic hair (neat and trimmed), or shave or wax your snatch before an appointment.

Puzzy stubble = I don't care about hygiene and presentation.

They shave it for me, but leave the stubble for you. There's a reason for that.:D

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Lets see. Ive had waxed and smooth, various states of stuble, peach fuzz and full blown howling wolf patch puzzy. They are ALL good.

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