Posted May 25, 2016 There are way too many stories about infidelity these days, especially in the wake of the Ashley Madison email dump. It seems like nobody these days can cheat and get away with it – but that’s a good thing, cheaters are scumbags. The following story features a king among jerks, a man who cheated on his wife with an Italian woman. It went on for years and years until she got pregnant and he asked her to leave. What happened next is absolutely hilarious (to everyone except the husband, but who cares about him). One day his mistress came and told him she was pregnant. Obviously the husband didn’t want to ruin his actual marriage, so he decided to pay the Italian woman off and ship her back to Italy. She readily agreed to the large sum of money, but just wanted to know how she was going to tell him that the baby was born. He told her to send a simple post-card with one word: spaghetti. 9 months later, his wife confronted him after a long day of work about a strange postcard he received in the mail. After he saw what it said, her husband fainted immediately, falling to the ground. It read, “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.” 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 25, 2016 55 minutes ago, Lucy Kitten said: cheaters are scumbags. So you screen for this? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Happymon said: So you screen for this? I copied and pasted an article that is obviously a joke 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 29, 2016 Yawn, old story. Plus, if husbands stopped cheating, you girls would actually have to go out and find yourselves real jobs. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 29, 2016 6 hours ago, 2Big said: Yawn, old story. Plus, if husbands stopped cheating, you girls would actually have to go out and find yourselves real jobs. Darlin' 2big. Some of us do have real jobs. We just like to fuck and so we figure why not get paid for it also. Many of you guys would do what we do if some lady would pay you. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 29, 2016 I never heard that one Lucy, that's funny but sad too because it happens all too often. I, for one, can't understand how a man could father a kid(s) and shirk off all responsibility but obviously there are many millions who have done it. But your topic raises the question, is a man who is married or in a relationship but visits an escort automatically a scumbag? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Jez UaBriain said: Darlin' 2big. Some of us do have real jobs. We just like to fuck and so we figure why not get paid for it also. Many of you guys would do what we do if some lady would pay you. Jez is absolutely correct in this regard. And to show my support of her and her sisters everywhere, I want to let you ladies know that I will do what you do, if you pay me your usual fee for time and companionship. My time and companionship may include consensual adult activities. Screening will be required. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
