Posted February 25, 2016 So, yesterday I went to see one of my ATFs, and near the end of the hour, I was laying there on the bed: legs and back totally exhausted, heart racing in my chest, gasping for breath like a marathoner at the finish line. Same as the last three appointments (with different ladies). I have decided that having 30-40 minutes of vigorous sex with an lovely fit and toned escort in her thirties is not a "hobby" - it is a "sport," and a darned aerobic one at that. Gotta tell ya, I can still pound Drunken Frenchman in one non-stop shot (ski run at Winter Park) and that is nowhere near as exhausting as a visit to one of my ATFs (of course the ski run is over in 4-5 minutes, which is part of the issue). Besides, it has all the elements of a sport: exhausting physical endeavors, strategies to achieve maximum performance, and if done well, a good score, perhaps even MSOG. Indeed, the ever-present elements of danger (running into LEO, getting caught by SO, etc.) even make it a legitimate "Thrill Sport." "Hobby" brings to mind repairing antique clocks, watching birds, or collecting baseball cards. Not even close! Not an appropriate term. So from now on, I am not a "Hobbiest," I am a "Sporting Gent." My lady friends henceforth shall be my "Sporting Companions." Speak not of your "Hobby," speak of your time spent with the lovely ladies as engaging in "The Greatest Sport Ever Sold." Funny thing, I just got the Swimsuit Issue of Sports Illustrated yesterday, and I think the editorial board of that magazine thinks like I do (did you see Rhonda Rousey totally nude on the cover, wearing only body paint? Not to be missed, even by the ladies.) In fact, browsing through the magazine brings up another great term: "Single Handed Sport." 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2016 This is the best thread ever!!! Lol. I have had sessions that left me sore for days, it is nothing like knitting a sweater or taking pictures in the mountains at leisure lol. I couldn't agree with you more 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2016 I agree. I exercise regularly: running and aerobics. I think I'm really in pretty damn good shape for a guy my age. My last session with a favorite a few days ago left me breathless, heart pounding, as I lay on the bed trying to recover. She was barely winded. She's actually starting to scare me a little bit! I may not be able to keep up! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2016 My heart was racing with excitement, that you still pound Drunken Frenchman!! Did you have to say it was a ski run? Sex IS the best sport! It also has the nicest balls. http://www.fitday.com/fitness-articles/fitness/does-sex-really-count-as-exercise.html 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Kashmir said: My heart was racing with excitement, that you still pound Drunken Frenchman!! Did you have to say it was a ski run? Sex IS the best sport! It also has the nicest balls. http://www.fitday.com/fitness-articles/fitness/does-sex-really-count-as-exercise.html I wouldn't go that far, I have Balls O' Fire in my tackle box. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Kashmir said: My heart was racing with excitement, that you still pound Drunken Frenchman!! Did you have to say it was a ski run? Sex IS the best sport! It also has the nicest balls. http://www.fitday.com/fitness-articles/fitness/does-sex-really-count-as-exercise.html Of course it had to be you! You would probably pay to see Badboy pound a Drunken Frenchman!!!! I am thinking he would let you watch for free... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2016 15 hours ago, Badboy said: So, yesterday I went to see one of my ATFs, and near the end of the hour, I was laying there on the bed: legs and back totally exhausted, heart racing in my chest, gasping for breath like a marathoner at the finish line. Same as the last three appointments (with different ladies). I have decided that having 30-40 minutes of vigorous sex with an lovely fit and toned escort in her thirties is not a "hobby" - it is a "sport," and a darned aerobic one at that. Gotta tell ya, I can still pound Drunken Frenchman in one non-stop shot (ski run at Winter Park) and that is nowhere near as exhausting as a visit to one of my ATFs (of course the ski run is over in 4-5 minutes, which is part of the issue). Besides, it has all the elements of a sport: exhausting physical endeavors, strategies to achieve maximum performance, and if done well, a good score, perhaps even MSOG. Indeed, the ever-present elements of danger (running into LEO, getting caught by SO, etc.) even make it a legitimate "Thrill Sport." "Hobby" brings to mind repairing antique clocks, watching birds, or collecting baseball cards. Not even close! Not an appropriate term. So from now on, I am not a "Hobbiest," I am a "Sporting Gent." My lady friends henceforth shall be my "Sporting Companions." Speak not of your "Hobby," speak of your time spent with the lovely ladies as engaging in "The Greatest Sport Ever Sold." Funny thing, I just got the Swimsuit Issue of Sports Illustrated yesterday, and I think the editorial board of that magazine thinks like I do (did you see Rhonda Rousey totally nude on the cover, wearing only body paint? Not to be missed, even by the ladies.) In fact, browsing through the magazine brings up another great term: "Single Handed Sport." Post of the week, month, year and possibly best ever. Just laugh out loud funny! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2016 (edited) Ok...stuuuupid question. But I've always worried during a good solid romping (within the providers limits and wants) session the cover may break. Which means I never get out of breath because I'm so paranoid of cover failure. Anyone else have this on their mind? Edited February 25, 2016 by contrails 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2016 Yep, stupid question. Do you ski slow because you are afraid of breaking your leg? Do you ride your dirtbike slow because you are afraid of hitting your head? It's a risk dude! That is what makes it a sport. BTW, I have never broken my leg skiing, hit my head dirtbiking or busted through a condom during sex. Never think about any of it, never slow down, never will (have you ever noticed that our Sporting Companions purchase condoms that you could use to repair a flat tire?) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 26, 2016 13 hours ago, Badboy said: Yep, stupid question. Do you ski slow because you are afraid of breaking your leg? Do you ride your dirtbike slow because you are afraid of hitting your head? It's a risk dude! That is what makes it a sport. BTW, I have never broken my leg skiing, hit my head dirtbiking or busted through a condom during sex. Never think about any of it, never slow down, never will (have you ever noticed that our Sporting Companions purchase condoms that you could use to repair a flat tire?) Maybe it's a size difference between us....dunno because I have had a condom break in the past with Suzie sweet cheeks in college. Not fun. But I did take a trip down memory lane with your answer. I crashed at Unatilla on a Suzuki RM250 and the frame ended up looking like a boomerang. That earned me a broken leg and arm which didnt slow me down as I earned the coveted white plate that next year. (Not sure how the points are scored now.....that was long ago.) Broke the same leg skiing at Copper about 10 years ago. And I'm still skiing. I boxed golden gloves too but since we were only comparing dick sizes, condoms, motocross and skiing I left that sport out of it. So yea even though it's a "sport" I still think about the damn things breaking and was just wondering if I was alone. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 26, 2016 8 hours ago, contrails said: Maybe it's a size difference between us....dunno because I have had a condom break in the past with Suzie sweet cheeks in college. Not fun. But I did take a trip down memory lane with your answer. I crashed at Unatilla on a Suzuki RM250 and the frame ended up looking like a boomerang. That earned me a broken leg and arm which didnt slow me down as I earned the coveted white plate that next year. (Not sure how the points are scored now.....that was long ago.) Broke the same leg skiing at Copper about 10 years ago. And I'm still skiing. I boxed golden gloves too but since we were only comparing dick sizes, condoms, motocross and skiing I left that sport out of it. So yea even though it's a "sport" I still think about the damn things breaking and was just wondering if I was alone. OK, so I am chastised - you are clearly a manly sporting gent with a big dick. In that case, I can't imagine how the thought of a busted condom would be so frightening. Also, condoms are much stronger nowadays than when you were in college, and like I said, the ones the sporting companions use are among the strongest. Manly man Contrails, go for it, screw with vigor - after leading that life, you deserve a little sporting sex without worry. If necessary, have a few Kevalar ones custom made for the massive member, anything that will allow you to screw vigorously without worry. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 26, 2016 Best post ever! Now then, as with most sporting activities, you need the proper equipment. So if you are worried about busting through you helmet, upgrade to the next best thing....FEMALE CONDOMS! Pound away my friends. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 27, 2016 10 hours ago, contrails said: Maybe it's a size difference between us....dunno because I have had a condom break in the past with Suzie sweet cheeks in college. Not fun. But I did take a trip down memory lane with your answer. I crashed at Unatilla on a Suzuki RM250 and the frame ended up looking like a boomerang. That earned me a broken leg and arm which didnt slow me down as I earned the coveted white plate that next year. (Not sure how the points are scored now.....that was long ago.) Broke the same leg skiing at Copper about 10 years ago. And I'm still skiing. I boxed golden gloves too but since we were only comparing dick sizes, condoms, motocross and skiing I left that sport out of it. So yea even though it's a "sport" I still think about the damn things breaking and was just wondering if I was alone. 1 hour ago, Badboy said: OK, so I am chastised - you are clearly a manly sporting gent with a big dick. In that case, I can't imagine how the thought of a busted condom would be so frightening. Also, condoms are much stronger nowadays than when you were in college, and like I said, the ones the sporting companions use are among the strongest. Manly man Contrails, go for it, screw with vigor - after leading that life, you deserve a little sporting sex without worry. If necessary, have a few Kevalar ones custom made for the massive member, anything that will allow you to screw vigorously without worry. GAWD, I love the smell of testosterone!!!!! 43 minutes ago, Melissa Sterling said: Best post ever! Now then, as with most sporting activities, you need the proper equipment. So if you are worried about busting through you helmet, upgrade to the next best thing....FEMALE CONDOMS! Pound away my friends. Melissa is right! Female condoms rock!!!!! And you can bang away with no fear. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 27, 2016 Sigh... If it was a sport I could buy shiny new, faster, bigger, longer lasting equipment that would let me think I was improving my game... Since I can't throw money at new equupment, it is not a sport! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 28, 2016 Holly Holm is more my style. Rhonda is weak. Can't even go one round.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 28, 2016 7 hours ago, abigailfox said: Holly Holm is more my style. Rhonda is weak. Can't even go one round.... I think Rhonda spent too much time on the movie set where they pull their punchs instead of sparing with physical contact. Looks good, but when your new trainer is "Rocky" ... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 28, 2016 Saw the Ellen show the other day where Ronda almost redeemed herself but then dived head-first right back into "self-absorbed jerk" mode. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 29, 2016 On 2/26/2016 at 4:27 PM, Melissa Sterling said: Best post ever! Now then, as with most sporting activities, you need the proper equipment. So if you are worried about busting through you helmet, upgrade to the next best thing....FEMALE CONDOMS! Pound away my friends. If you're afraid of your protective equipment failing, I suggest a new hobby, maybe stamp collecting or pool. Both are equally boring and low risk. Damn Melissa, you are spot on as usual! POUND ON!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 29, 2016 6 hours ago, Danielle Rae said: Saw the Ellen show the other day where Ronda almost redeemed herself but then dived head-first right back into "self-absorbed jerk" mode. I saw that too, had higher hopes for her, guess not! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 29, 2016 8 hours ago, Danielle Rae said: Saw the Ellen show the other day where Ronda almost redeemed herself but then dived head-first right back into "self-absorbed jerk" mode. Like I said, When your new trainer is "Rocky"... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 29, 2016 On 2/25/2016 at 10:40 AM, contrails said: Ok...stuuuupid question. But I've always worried during a good solid romping (within the providers limits and wants) session the cover may break. Which means I never get out of breath because I'm so paranoid of cover failure. Anyone else have this on their mind? True story- My dad told me I was born because the condom broke. I don't think he meant it as harshly as it sounds. I believe he was trying to drive home the point that you can not trust a condom always. Truth is- I think I was just determined to be born. No damned latex could hold me back. Oh hell no! Hope that doesn't get you even more paranoid. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 29, 2016 5 hours ago, Jez UaBriain said: True story- My dad told me I was born because the condom broke. I don't think he meant it as harshly as it sounds. I believe he was trying to drive home the point that you can not trust a condom always. Truth is- I think I was just determined to be born. No damned latex could hold me back. Oh hell no! Hope that doesn't get you even more paranoid. On her death bed my mom admitted I was the result of a broken condom. Three siblings born in a four year span... Booom! Twelve years later I arrive on the scene... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
