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Carponizer Erotic Carp Calendar: A calendar for Boink

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The comments in the censored version are priceless, any time is a good time to quote Queen!

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Those are some nice... Carp?

I don't know.

Something about this seems fishy.

I don't want to carp about it.

This just smells a little funny.

Women & fish on a calender?

Well, tuna each his own...

Just not my cup of teat.

Nice young filets, though.

Fresh faces, fresh fish.

It's all good.

Cod it be a best seller?

I don't know, I might buy one

For the Halibut...

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There has to be a "deboning joke" made me roar.

I have caught a few large carp. Just a log to bring up.

Smoked Carp, while disgusting to many is actually very very good.

Must know how to dry smoke fish and debone(there it is again)fillets.

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I don't usually fish for carp but it looks like I need to start. :D

There are some great wily carp runs on the Platte around Confluence Park. Pull out your woolly bugger and go at it. :eek:

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There are some great wily carp runs on the Platte around Confluence Park. Pull out your woolly bugger and go at it. :eek:

I am afraid that my woolly bugger is getting kind of old.

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Here's a test for Boink...which did he notice first the fish or the woman?

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I once caught one of these at the confluence of the Rio Negro and Orinoco rivers. It put up quite a fight and we had to club it with a base ball bat to get it into the boat. Of course I'm talking about the fish;) but I did get married a few days later so you could say I bagged both a monster fish and monster babe on the same trip.

...Happy Hobbying...

...Crazy Horse...

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Doing some research for school and I stumbled upon this beauty...

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Non-Censored ~ Non-English Text

You don't need English for boobs!

Here's what I'm having trouble figuring out. What topic could a person be researching where they'd type the words carp, calendar and naked women into a computer search engine. I think I'd like to read the paper resulting from that kind of research.:D

...Happy Hobbying...

...Crazy Horse...

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where the Woolly Bugger works fantastically...

Yes, like the aptly named bonerfish, carp frequently tail in the shallows, announcing their presence and willingness to feed on a well presented woolly bugger....

I'd also like to announce my limited retirement from puns, bad or otherwise.:o

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