Article: "Why Girls Should Never Have Anal Sex"

[Boardmember]

In all honesty, I've been really curious about Greek, but probably won't ever pull the trigger (....well, maybe one day.) I just have a lot of apprehension that it won't go well & I'm a fan of the "mutually-even-if-mildly-enjoyable" visit (vs "lets just get this over with.")

Reading something like this doesn't instill a lot of confidence...oy.

...The next thing you’ll do is check out some porn, and then you'll ask a sluttier/gay friend who'll swear by it, and then you're sold: Yes, anal really is NBD, just another frontier you need to cross with your partner on the long road to “becoming one." There’s nothing better, your friends will say, than letting someone enter a part of your body only the bottom of your toilet bowl has seen. But I beg to differ. Here’s why:

IT FEELS LIKE SHITTING BACKWARDS

Taking a long, hard-earned dump feels great, there’s no question about it. Now, take this wonderfully cathartic feeling, multiply it by a million and then turn it into a negative by attaching a big, bold minus sign (–) to the front of it.

No one's ass is a Tardis. Your anal cavity is a finite space and you're introducing more matter into it. Capacity at the butt party will very soon be reached and, tired of being knocked on constantly, your backdoor will break. Almost irreparably...

Full article: http://www.vice.com/read/why-does-anyone-like-anal-sex

[Guest Mr.Bubble]

Since entering this arena, I've had an opportunity to try many new things I could only dream about in my normal white-bread civilian life.

I found bondage stories and videos exciting, and finally worked up enough nerve with a provider I trusted to set up a multi-girl bondage/light BDSM session. It was "ok." We had fun, and the gals got into it.....but the reality was nowhere near the imagining. Turns out I really DO prefer white bread.

Of all the kinks in this world, for me, the biggest let down was greek. To this day, I still find the IDEA of a gal takin' it up the ass very exciting. But, in practice, I found the sensations less stimulating than vaginal penetration, especially in a condom. That, combined with my constant worrying about whether or not I was causing my partner pain or discomfort, really made the session a let down.

So, once in a while, I'll come across an anal porn video and wish it were true with all my heart. But, like Santa Claus, I know better.

[MAG]

In all honesty, I've been really curious about Greek, but probably won't ever pull the trigger (....well, maybe one day.) I just have a lot of apprehension that it won't go well & I'm a fan of the "mutually-even-if-mildly-enjoyable" visit (vs "lets just get this over with.")

Reading something like this doesn't instill a lot of confidence...oy.

Full article: http://www.vice.com/read/why-does-anyone-like-anal-sex

This is just silly. It's an article written by a girl who doesn't like anal. So what?

There are plenty of women who DO like anal. They would write a much different article, wouldn't they?

How do I know? I dated one of them. And I really enjoyed it too - largely because she enjoyed it so much.

Internet usage 101: don't believe everything you read on the web.

[Bit Banger]

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There are plenty of women who DO like anal. They would write a much different article, wouldn't they?

How do I know? I dated one of them. And I really enjoyed it too - largely because she enjoyed it so much.

Internet usage 101: don't believe everything you read on the web.

+1!

While I would say that I have met more folks who do not like the thought of anal, I have met a some who preferred it to vaginal sex for a variety of reasons. I dated one gal who considered vaginal orgasms "mea", but those induced during anal were out-of-this-world.

Check out the counterpoint link from the article referred to by the OP.

http://m.vice.com/read/why-girls-should-only-have-anal-sex

[harpo]

So, once in a while, I'll come across an anal porn video and wish it were true with all my heart. But, like Santa Claus, I know better.

I am not sure I understand...fake ? in what way. sometime it is kind of vulgar but seems real.roughly done can lead to leakage problem later in life.

[ met a european tourist who is a nurse and anal sex for her is the norm.

[Guest Shauna_Styles]

So maybe anal sex isn't your cup of tea...okay..... but when done properly anal sex can (and should be) amazing!

It should never be painful for your partner. It takes some perpetration to be ready and the actual act also takes time and finesse (and for me a couple butt plugs) and LOTS of lube

So don't let this article deter you if its something you want to try.

[Lucy Kitten]

Since entering this arena, I've had an opportunity to try many new things I could only dream about in my normal white-bread civilian life.

I found bondage stories and videos exciting, and finally worked up enough nerve with a provider I trusted to set up a multi-girl bondage/light BDSM session. It was "ok." We had fun, and the gals got into it.....but the reality was nowhere near the imagining. Turns out I really DO prefer white bread.

Of all the kinks in this world, for me, the biggest let down was greek. To this day, I still find the IDEA of a gal takin' it up the ass very exciting. But, in practice, I found the sensations less stimulating than vaginal penetration, especially in a condom. That, combined with my constant worrying about whether or not I was causing my partner pain or discomfort, really made the session a let down.

So, once in a while, I'll come across an anal porn video and wish it were true with all my heart. But, like Santa Claus, I know better.

The reality wasn't the same as the fantasy inspired by porn???? Shocker. It couldn't be that you just jumped right in the deep end and chose an activity that even the more experienced wouldn't jump right into, could it?? A consenting, aroused and powerless woman I thought was the fantasy for most men not just whatever the opposite of white bread is.

Paying for anal and BDSM activities seems to fall short quite often of the ideal unless the lady is truly into it. Doing the butt isn't for everyone, however the only men I have known to not like it either haven't tried it or tried it with a girl who wasn't into it.

[Guest Mr.Bubble]

The reality wasn't the same as the fantasy inspired by porn???? Shocker. It couldn't be that you just jumped right in the deep end and chose an activity that even the more experienced wouldn't jump right into, could it?? A consenting, aroused and powerless woman I thought was the fantasy for most men not just whatever the opposite of white bread is.

Paying for anal and BDSM activities seems to fall short quite often of the ideal unless the lady is truly into it. Doing the butt isn't for everyone, however the only men I have known to not like it either haven't tried it or tried it with a girl who wasn't into it.

My point exactly.....except I was the tied and helpless, not the other way around. I actually prefer my women strong, not powerless. But consenting and aroused is always a good thing.

In my circles I am extremely unlikely to encounter anal sex practitioners. So, my only choice was to "buy" the experience. The outcome was as you stated. And I didn't say I didn't like it, I said the experience was less enjoyable than vaginal for the reasons given. I am far from an expert on this subject.....this is just my experience to date.

[Guest]

First of all, I nearly pissed myself laughing at this article....funny shit. Second of all sad to say not all girls are built with an asshole that takes things easily. The prep work that goes into having anal sex so as to avoid a shitty situation, is exhausting. Even if all the time is taken to relax, lube, gently prepare, it still fucking hurts. The bleeding, tearing, burning, NO, NO, NO. Then the days of constipation, NO.

SO for the ladies who can more easily take it up the pooper, good on you! For me, hell fucking NO! I had a client who recently stopped seeing me because I refused to try it. I told him it would be 10K to even think about it and my answer would still be NO.

My favorite kind of porn is anal. The nastier the better. I too have had thoughts of, dang I wish I could do it that easy. But alas I am not built that way.

[Guest]

First of all, I nearly pissed myself laughing at this article....funny shit. Second of all sad to say not all girls are built with an asshole that takes things easily. The prep work that goes into having anal sex so as to avoid a shitty situation, is exhausting. Even if all the time is taken to relax, lube, gently prepare, it still fucking hurts. The bleeding, tearing, burning, NO, NO, NO. Then the days of constipation, NO.

SO for the ladies who can more easily take it up the pooper, good on you! For me, hell fucking NO! I had a client who recently stopped seeing me because I refused to try it. I told him it would be 10K to even think about it and my answer would still be NO.

My favorite kind of porn is anal. The nastier the better. I too have had thoughts of, dang I wish I could do it that easy. But alas I am not built that way.

+1

It really just depends on the person and their body- some people can take it up the ass every day and love it, some people like it as a rare treat, others would prefer not to do it at all. I find myself in the middle category- tis a rare treat, and one I look forward to with great zeal when the stars align. But it's not something I can do every day, or even every week, or even every month. I do it about 3-4 times a year.

If you're real curious to try it, I would look for a provider who has the balls to include it in their menu. Or who talk about it a lot in their blogs or twitter feeds or whatever other info they've put out into the universe. If you like to see more discreet or UTR providers, ask about it but don't push (once you've had a session with them). You might find someone who would be willing to put the required effort into for you if you're a stellar and regular client.

[Nightrain]

I once saw an ASP who first massaged the outside of my poop chute with a lubed up finger. Felt dam good. Then she penetrated and dam, it was as you say, felt like a reverse dump and it was painful as well. I can't imagine sticking anything larger than a finger up there, yikes, no grassy ass.

[fork]

Check out the counterpoint link from the article referred to by the OP.

http://m.vice.com/read/why-girls-should-only-have-anal-sex

The picture from the rebuttal is an instant classic.

[Bit Banger]

You seem to forget how large a log you can lay, unless you runny all the time.

For me, a good dump is larger than any dick I've ever seen.

[Denguy40]

OP: Pm me if you want a few names of ladies that love it.

One in particular (retired now...sigh) surprised me. When I first saw her about 15 minutes into the session she moved me out and grabbed her ass, spread it wide, and told me to fuck her ass. I politely told her I didn't have any more of a donation. She looked back at me with a devilish grin and said "it's all inclusive. Please. ". I was surprised but didn't hesitate to partake. As I got to know her over the next few months it was evident that she loved the activity. Ironically I began to prefer vaginal intercourse with her as time went on. Who would've figured that would happen?

Different strokes for different folks.

[Whatdah]

How do I know? I dated one of them. And I really enjoyed it too - largely because she enjoyed it so much.

Bingo

The Hershey Highway (old term from college that still cracks me up), but down that road many times and have only really enjoyed it when she has been into it.

I can take it or leave it. Paid for "island travel" a few times . .. . . meh.

Have had two providers ask for it (one begged for it, that was so hot) and both of those times it was just off the charts fun.

[2Big]

With anal sex, you can go two ways: either ask for permission or ask for forgiveness.

That said, it sounds counterintuitive, but anal sex is better with your girlfriend than with a hooker. You never know what's gone up or come out a hoooker's azz. Plus, anal sex requires a lot of prep. If you think it's just a matter of "lemme open that shitter and ram it up your azz crack", you've watched too much porn.

[inkspot]

You seem to forget how large a log you can lay, unless you runny all the time.

For me, a good dump is larger than any dick I've ever seen.

Ohhh Man...

This is way too much information.

[Keyser]

Plus, anal sex requires a lot of prep. If you think it's just a matter of "lemme open that shitter and ram it up your azz crack", you've watched too much porn.

Again....depends on the woman. My ex and I were very spontaneous about it and never had problems.

[fork]

With anal sex, you can go two ways: either ask for permission or ask for forgiveness.

That said, it sounds counterintuitive, but anal sex is better with your girlfriend than with a hooker. You never know what's gone up or come out a hoooker's azz. Plus, anal sex requires a lot of prep. If you think it's just a matter of "lemme open that shitter and ram it up your azz crack", you've watched too much porn.

I don't understand how "ask for forgiveness" and "lots of prep" go together.