Posted July 30, 2014 Ladies and gentlemen, my new review system fills in some of the gaps in the rip-off, bad, average, very good, fantastic system... Hit by pitch: got robbed and beaten by pimp or duped by ho's Strike out: not good at all for a variety of reasons Walk: not the girl in the pictures or was but terrible attitude, got off anyway Single: maybe old pictures but actually the girl and ok session Double: accurate pics and decent time, 3G Triple: same as very good Home run: fantastic with very little room for improvement Grand slam: still haven't experienced this, outta this world! Ladies, bring it! I'm thinking about adding in the park home run and foul ball but just not feelin' it right now... Funny thing is I don't even like baseball... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2014 A "Foul Ball" is where you have to hold your nose and/or close your eyes. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2014 Ewwww, how about sacrifice fly? Bunt? RBI? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2014 "Balk" is when you keep picking up the phone to call, but too scared or don't go thru with the call 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2014 "Sacrifice fly" TOFTT "Bunt" = posting a 411 without doing any research 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2014 lol You guys are hysterical! I kinda like it. I might adopt it for my personal life. Gotta love those Grand Slams that make the whole rest of the week! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2014 Wild pitch = premature ejaculation 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2014 lol You guys are hysterical! I kinda like it. I might adopt it for my personal life. Gotta love those Grand Slams that make the whole rest of the week! Squeeze play - Russian Rain delay - aunt flow Hit for the cycle - around the world 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2014 Backdoor slider- Greek High and tight- Nice Assets Chin Music- COF 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2014 Hidden ball trick - visited a transexual 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2014 Daylight pick off play - a quick session at lunch 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2014 BP=backpage=batting practice=minor league Calling up the bullpen=gangbang Ms. Love, I'm still seeking the Grand Slam, maybe I need to see you? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2014 Day-Night Double Header: 2 sessions; each with a different woman. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2014 Rain shortened game: an emergency came up during the session. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 31, 2014 Curve Ball- Up selling Stealing bases- when you don't pay the asp Double Play- when you get vaginal and Greek same time. Triple Play- when you get vaginal, Greek, and oral same time. Dug out- finger in butt 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 31, 2014 The Billy Martin: Provider is so disappointed in your junk that she kicks dirt on it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 31, 2014 No hitter = self gratification 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 31, 2014 OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA You all have WAY too much time on your hands!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 31, 2014 Suicide squeeze play=date with Lorena Bobbit 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 31, 2014 Suicide squeeze play=date with Lorena Bobbit Wouldn't that be the "cut off" -- LOL 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 2, 2014 Triple play - swung your bat only to find out all 3 bases were closed 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 2, 2014 Triple play - swung your bat only to find out all 3 bases were closed Ah, good one.... That would mean: "triple" = visited all three bases in one appointment? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 3, 2014 Unassisted Triple play - swung your bat only to find out all 3 bases were closed I figured it for you 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2014 Nope, it means you never even got to 1st base because she wasn't pitching from the stretch and her motion was tight and she wasn't opening up before she released the ball. ...Then you got pulled from the game and all you got was a massage afterward (oh, yeah, and the team lost so there was no happy ending). 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2014 So, is a 3-seam fastball a 15 minute quickie with a visit to all 3 holes? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2014 Relief pitcher/pinch hitter: girl likes to have someone else take care of business while husband/bf is away. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
