Posted September 17, 2013 Guess I am confused by the statement "we are not escorts" contained in an ad under "escorts" but would anybody take them up on this service offer assuming it is cleaning only? At that rate? Just asking. Or thoughts in general on a slow Tuesday. http://fortcollins.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/jezabelles-cleaning-service-30/13562956 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2013 For comparative purposes: My wife hired a maid service for our 1400ft*2 condo. They visited every other week with two gals who stayed for 1.5-2hrs. The cost was ~$100/visit. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2013 For comparative purposes: My wife hired a maid service for our 1400ft*2 condo. They visited every other week with two gals who stayed for 1.5-2hrs. The cost was ~$100/visit. Cleaning services charge $30-$40 per hour (less if you provide the supplies). So, you'd be paying $85.00 per hour extra for the privilege of watching some girl in a negligee walk around your house. Not in this lifetime. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2013 I am not a hyper sensitive type, but this just seems degrading and kind of depressing. Paradoxically, I do not find a consenting adult ASP to be a "degrading" profession, merely a service provided to a willing public. If this is a contradiction, well, so be it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2013 oh i don't know about that, boys. i seem to remember a certain provider who started off with basically the same type of Maid service but then expanded her service offerings 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2013 I don't know, I mean, if I had the money and a penis; sure. Why not? Would, "I" do it? Possibly. I have OCD when it comes to cleaning and organizing. So I'd be in the corner scrubbing shit off the wall and not even notice the guy, jerking off, behind me. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2013 Look but don't touch at $125 an hour? That’s dreadful entertainment value. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2013 Look but don't touch at $125 an hour? That’s dreadful entertainment value. +1 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2013 Nope, cleaning is just not a sexy activity. My cleaning person comes in while I'm gone and when I come home I have a nice clean house. It would be a huge waste of time watching her clean and getting nothing out of it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2013 Nope, cleaning is just not a sexy activity. It would be a huge waste of time watching her clean and getting nothing out of it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2013 What a dumb business idea. Human furniture is the next big thing. How about a lingerie lamp? A dick sucking coffee table? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2013 What a dumb business idea. A dick sucking coffee table? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2013 Jesus, we went over this twice! You were supposed to publish the prototype after we filed for the patent. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2013 Start at 8 minutes if you don't have the time. http://www.youporn.com/watch/8732450/cock-milking-therapy-by-capri-cavanni/ 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2013 Milking Therapist... Is it possible that could be real? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2013 Having asked for thoughts, guess only fair to throw mine out: If there was a happy ending option included this would be a great idea, but sounds like there isn't, so are they out of their minds? Half their "maids" could up-sell me by asking for more money to put their clothes back on. Still a better value than DenverLadies/COSladies cause at least your house gets cleaned. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 1, 2013 Jesus, we went over this twice! You were supposed to publish the prototype after we filed for the patent. Lol, nice one Megan 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 1, 2013 Milking Therapist... Is it possible that could be real? The word word "milking" seems over the top. There's only so much in there. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 3, 2013 Look but don't touch at $125 an hour? That’s dreadful entertainment value. Yeah.....but the looks one might get......when a neighbor/friend/church stopped by during that hour Dreadful?? ........or Priceless . 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 4, 2013 I like the idea of human funiture. Think about it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 4, 2013 yeah but where's the tea bag? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
