Experience Description: classic robbery...when givin opportunity.

Experience Description: There seems to be a trend of women that offer massage services advertising on BP escort services section. So Lexis ad was posted in the Escort Services section as an ASP. One can be a lawyer or a white knight and argue semantics. Or one can subscribe to the theory of maximum likelihood and further probe. Upon talking to her on phone I discretely ask, with appropriate nomenclature, if this was going to be a FS session and she responded oh yes. So I booked an appointment. I get there, and she has a ton of dogs! The place reeked of dog food and dog shit. I had to excuse myself to go to the bathroom to breath through a towel so I didnt gag. She then directed me to a room with just a floor mat and some chairs, and asked me to get comfortable. Red flag one. So I laid on the floor waiting and she starts giving me this half ass massage. 10 mins go by of this crap and I asked if we can move forward. She said, I dont do that because it is illegal. I stated that she told me that she was a FS ASP and she said that full service and asp can have several meanings. I said then why do you advertise in the escort services section. She snarkily replied because she can! I was like wow. So the smell of the dog shit, her attitude and knowing I just threw away got to me so I got up to get dressed. When I got up, there was dog hair all over me from the floor that stuck to the lotion on my body from the massage. She did not have enough towels to get the hair off of me so I just put on my clothes and left. As for Lexi, those picture of here are OLD like 5+ years old. Because it is fair to say that she is a BBW without the middle B. Her hair is now shorter and she has a TON of facial pockmarks from go fast partying. So rather than getting too pissed, I went home, had a steak with alfredo pasta, a glass of merlot and a Tatiana cigar. The only thing I have to do to end this experience is to explain to my ASP why I didnt see her. great.

Experience Description: Setup an appointment with a couple of hours notice, typical two call deal. I called when I was at Wadsworth and Bowles and got voice mail. I was already back home before she called back, not apologetic at all. Don't waste your time with this one boys.

Experience Description: I can handle a lot of things but being inconciderate is not one of them. called her new number 720-404-1180 I did my research saw her reviews and said lets give her a call. I called an hour and half before I wanted to schedule and made sure that this was enough notice. cherry said sure no problem. i am willing to give references whateve makes the asp feel comfortable. all she wanted know was if i was le or not. she said we were good to go call her when i arrive at the major intersection and she would give directions. arrive a few minutes before the agreed upon time, called it went right to vociemail. waited a few called back and she did not pick up so left a message and said i would wait a few. waited a few and no call from cherry so left her a message saying i am leaving and thanks for having me drive 25 minutes each direction for a non happening. if something comes up give your customer a call or if you have any doubts about seeing someone then tell them no. should have known better since her rates have gone down first sign something is amiss unless it is a special

Experience Description: Mya was a no show. I saw her before, she was great we got along really well. Then I made another appointment with her. I drove over an hour in dense Denver traffic. I called her once I arrived. -No answer, called 10min later, no answer, called 20min later - no answer. finally about 30min later I get a text message that she had to leave, and couldn't make it. I am glad she sent me a text. But before the appointment would have been better, rather then 30mins later. For 30 minutes I didn't know what to do. Should I wait, should I leave, should I call her again?

Experience Description: I was a little disappointed with this girl. When she answered the door you could tell she did not have any makeup on, or had very little. We talked a little and got down to it. She started with a HJ, that seemed to go on forever. She had left the TV on and I think she was trying to see the end of a show she was watching. I finally pushed her hand away and she told me she was waiting for me to tell her to move on. She asked what I wanted and I asked for CG. She said she couldn't do it back of back problems (I get it). Started with mish and ended with doggie. It was okay, but I will say she has great tits and that's coming from an ass guy. One other think to note, she has had a baby, but still has a flat stomach.

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Experience Description: i think the other reviews are actually being kind to this girl...she comes of as easy going and chill but once the service part begins she turns on all the negative charm and has tons of rules...the most important rule is the fact that she DOES NOT TOUCH YOU PEE PEE yes you are reading this correctly no touching unless you put on a condom...meaning no foreplay...i am ok with nothing bare but no touching you manhood is something that i never ever ran across in all my years of hobbying...she also smells of cigaretts and she was smoking for a bit during the weak COVERED hand job she was giving me which after about 10 minutes i finally came in the condom which is about as exciting as watching paint dry...I could honestly not get a true hard on as i was shocked by her rules and attitude ..as a clean cut professional in shape 30+ year old i expected better service but it was honestly my worst experience....the sad thing is that she is a little hottie but what is the point if you cannot enjoy the time with her....i would strongly advise you to keep clear of this one until she is actually ready to touch..

Experience Description: I asked her to verify that the pictures were accurate, and of course she confirmed. She showed up, and I could only close the door once I saw her. She is just a heavy mexican girl... That's the best way I can describe her. Wasn't anything remotely close to the pictures' description. Don't even bother calling her.

Experience Description: Marie used to be one of my favorites, but I can say that no more. I have seen her probably 4 or 5 times in the past, and she has always made me a very happy person. She was always energetic, open-minded, and tried really hard to do whatever I wanted to make a fun date. I hadn't seen her post availability for a while, so I was thrilled when I did the other night and I called her immediately. She was up in Aurora, which is a very long drive for me, and I agreed to meet her in 1.5 hours. Once I got there though, she didn't answer the phone. I tried every 10 minutes for the next half hour before giving up, and I left her a message saying that I was done waiting. If something happened she could at least have called me back later and apologized. But I have heard nothing, and I now see that I'm not the only recent no-show review here. I guess something has changed, but I'm sad to say that I won't be calling her up again. Note that her phone # as advertised was different from what is listed above, it ended in 7167 (I can't change it in this review form). And her web pictures are no longer up. But the email address was the same and it sounded like her on the phone.

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Experience Description: This is mostly my fault as I took a gamble on a chick from "out of town" with no reviews. My first red flag was that no rates were posted on her ads anywhere. I also did not want to ask on the phone. Her ad says, "Unrushed" and "No games or gimmicks." WRONG! All I got was a rushed session with games and gimmicks. Also, it is clearly not the girl in the pictures although the body is a pretty good match. When I showed up, she told me to place the "gift" on the counter. I asked "How much, it didn't say?" She said, "Put down everything you brought." LOL! I should have left right there. I decided on and was hoping I'd get an hour. She took her top off but wore some kind of long spandex pants on the bottom. Wasn't even in panties. About 30 seconds into the session she says, "So I guess you decided on the extra-short session?" I said, "OK, this is probably my fault but your ad says no games and gimmicks." She said, "Right, and is the price for extra short. Flip over." SERIOUSLY?? After about 3 minutes? I flipped over and she was pumping for more money or asked if I wanted to stick with the extra-short session. I said, "this is fine." Didn't say another word. There was a very mechanical finish involved with some "oooh baby/ahh baby" crap thrown in. Whomever is reading this, I'm glad my idiot A$$ saved you money!

Experience Description: Scheduled one hour, I showed up took care of business and laid on the table. She rubbed the back of my calf and started asking about bruises on my body. I explained that I perform hard heavy work and usually don't even notice the things that cause bruises. She refused to continue the session and asked me to leave. She did refund my money but wasted half of my day. I apologize for working for a living, that is how I can afford to participate in this hobby...oh I have hair on my back as well. not really sure what was up with her, totally caught me off guard. Went to the amp for a finish.

Experience Description: I called her at 8pm for an outcall. She said she was ready and leaving in 5 minutes, would arrive in 30. I thought, wow, this is pretty good service. 35 minutes later, I call and she hadn't left yet, was having problems with something. Hour goes by, I give up. Wow. She keeps calling and saying she is coming over. She kept calling right to 2am when she said she was in front of my house. I said fuck no. She is friends with Lady Diamond but so far she seems way to sketched out.

Experience Description: I chatted with lily on the phone and through text. She was very nice and seemed like a sweet girl. Had a 12:30 appt., I called a few minutes before to say i had arrived. She told me she would be there in 10 minutes and then she would call me. At 1:00 still no call, so i called her and there was no answer. When i got back to the computer i sent her a P.M. asking what happened. The following day she replied she had an L.E scare and bolted from her incall. If its true then its definately excusable and i would set up another appt..I was still upset she didnt give me a heads up phone call though. I have tried calling and P.Ming to reschedule but none have been returned. OH WELL!! she was an unknown so it was probably better that the little head lost this one for the sake of the rest of me

Experience Description: She is blatantly misrepresenting her services. She advertises two levels of service, FBSM and full service. Her FBSM includes no contact. She should advertise as non sexual massage or therapeutic massage. When I indicated my unhappiness with the session, she indicated that FBSM means no contact. I told most men expect FBSM to include contact and an ending. Otherwise, the massage should not be called sexual. She acted surprised although I think it was just an act. I have seen many other providers for FBSM services and never had the same experience. I would avoid her for any service. If she is dishonest about her FBSM, she is probably also dishonest about other services.<br><i><b>Reply submitted by Kira Swan 6 February 2010:</b><br>Hello,<br>I want to start off by saying I apologize for an unsatisfactory experience. This FBSM appointment was honestly my first; all others have been regular appointments. I thought FBSM meant massage only, not with an ending unless an ending was advertised.<br>Victor called around 10 am that day and asked for an <b>hour</b> massage. I asked if that was all he wanted to confirm services and he said yes. I see that in the review he said it was supposed to be a half hour and it was not. He arrived and for about 45 minutes, I rubbed him from head to toe. Victor tried to slide his fingers into my area and touch my breasts. I said no as I thought that is FS services. He flipped around and requested UTF. I said no as this was an FS service as well. He got angry and stood up and began to get dressed. He told me I was a rip off and my name would be ran throught the dirt. I asked him over and over to tell me me what I did wrong as I was honestly confused. He said an FBSM was a massage with a handjob. I told him I had never heard that and asked why he asked for UTF then. He got red and shaky and insisted I misrepresented my services; he would not answer that question. I never want a client to feel like he was not satisfied so I pleaded with him to get undressed and let me finish that appointment and he said no and that he was going to write a bad review. I apologized for the misunderstanding as I see how the mood for the current appointment was ruined and offered another appointment at a discount price. <br>He declined and left.<br>I just reviewed the TOB glossary two days ago and saw what FBSM really is. I am SO sorry; I know I should have read this sooner before services were offered and not just taken other providers word. My mistake was not researching the services I offer which was stupid, and Victor's mistake was trying to go too far in an FBSM appointment with a girl that he <b>knew</b> had never done an FBSM appointment before as I told him this in the beginning. On my end, this will NEVER happen again. I know now and I assure that it will not happen again.<br>~XOXO~<br>Kira Swan</i>

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Experience Description: After seeing her pics and reading her reviews I was very excited to see Nicole (eros) and scheduled a 2 hr meeting for 9pm. Everything was confirmed and prepayment was made, and sadly 9 came and went. Her assistant was very kind and apologetic, but by 10:30 and still no show I gave up. Very disappointed...