Posted April 24, 2020 After trimming the front yard I decided to make a run to Walmart. I needed some dish soap and Diet Coke. While I was in the cleaning isle, Inoticed this little blond, shirt half open and nothing under that. Wouldn’t ya know the little guy noticed her too. Well, sweat pants and a hard-on don’t work well together. I go to the next isle and holly shit, “toilet paper”. So there I was, arms full up toilet paper and a woody. Two young ladies walk around the corner. They look at me then at my woody and froze. Before I know it, I here my self say, “I love this two ply Northern”. And walk away. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2020 33 minutes ago, ilovewomen said: The problem is that this is closer to the truth than funny. We used to have movie night, cuddled up on the couch. Now she sits on the couch while I watch from a chair in the other side of the room. 🤬🤯 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2020 5 hours ago, Bit Banger said: The problem is that this is closer to the truth than funny. We used to have movie night, cuddled up on the couch. Now she sits on the couch while I watch from a chair in the other side of the room. 🤬🤯 That’s a shame. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
