TheFinerThings

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

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“Some people are like slinkies.

They don’t really  have a purpose.

But the still bring a smile to your face 

when you push them down the stairs.”

 

Just offering a moment of levity.  Please share your favorites.

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, TheFinerThings said:

“Some people are like slinkies.

They don’t really  have a purpose.

But the still bring a smile to your face 

when you push them down the stairs.”

 

Just offering a moment of levity.  Please share your favorites.

 

 

 

:lol:

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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

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Think of a number between 1 and 10.

Multiply it by 9.

Subtract 1.

Close your eyes.

It's dark isn't it?

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May those who love you love you; and those who don’t love you, may God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn’t turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so you’ll know them by their limping.

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"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

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Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "In case of an emergency, notify ________"

I put "DOCTOR"

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