Posted January 22, 2019 2 words and I’ll start.. It started... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 1, 2019 22 hours ago, Kaduk said: accumulating skills Now here is the effort put forth by everyone ; two words at a time. ___________________________________ ============================= It started...To snow I was driving slowly Sipping coffee Listening to Classic rock I see this deep red sunrise. Look over and see a Nice ass, can I wear it? Thank you I say. Her ass Is shaped like an apple . Your eyes are Amazing blue kind And sexy Bedroom eyes Apple pie Ala mode In your wildest dreams. She has My heart, Makes me Drink scotch , Then the empty beer bottle Was inserted very carefully blue bin She didn't It was Fully gone Deep inside Sending shivers down her Sexy spine chiropractor aligned Photos taken of her back door. And then, The fun Didn’t stop Her from Complete ecstasy. Just because She was So Hot and funny I unexpectedly realized she had unbelievable skills And ready Pulled out A toy In time For me I gulped The nectar Tantalizingly sweet So wet I drank my share Her nectar sweet as honey Exotically Wild Or whiskey was real stiff single malt. She sat On me Swiveled around Kissed me around my belly button And lower And stopped To savor The taste and her desiret to explore much more All night, but wait her orangutan looks like A friendly Orange fur-ball With big Smiling eyes his teeth Her feet Unbound, slippered feet, exploring The branches above the Butt Dimples fully exposed For all to lick The dingleberries Swinging freely from her Ass crack So I Asked her would she mind if I finished what I Had started of course She screamed I love It harder and faster Keep going licking and kissing under my Sweaty feet (this ones for you Lil Dick Won't you Be my Valentine dear? Then we fucked like No tomorrow On ice In sight Then she Took Out a Giant long Baby carrot That she gently peeled Put in His butt She wanted to do Way more But he and then It happened the officer Took her Night stick Beat down Out of The sky Turned dark And started looking like Pig show in a mud orgy Reeeaallly dirty Her mind Just wouldn't Stop imagining Patiently waiting For what was Next round the magical Golden circle Kingman / Statesman Lined up Head to toe he farted and she Started crying Boo hoo self cleansing the vast open mind. Imagined her swollen hemorrhoids were a mood breaker until a miracle cure. Oh God Right there deep throated The entire stiffy Trying to Swallow whole 8” then smiled and said Do you mind if I suck your Right nostril Why surely While I lick your Soup bowl tomato ?? Clam chowder?? Will you help me I’ve fallen for you and I love some soup and want to go for a sensual Prostate exam or a horny toad That sounds like croaky slime Oozing out I Would rather Have my favorite a Vanilla swirl Dirty Chai Lime sherbet Let's just Get naked and play Ping pong Your serve Mr Magoo. Her ass Magnificently displayed like a Rainbow Trout Made me think of Pong balls and Happy times With her Gaping hole Swallowed me Whole again I’m lucky She graced Donald Trump Vibrating intensely Damn wallIs always climbed over Like The pile of toys To retrieve my favorite neighbor, Then slapped him On the Left nipple it Fell off Picked up Broken pieces Shattered dreams. Long pole Dip his loved to man who A scotch Who’s there Knock knock Morning wood Double fisted Double Shot single malt Even some A margarita or Beer or gleaming steel and a Cold pizza hot sex Time for aphrodisiac potion Nice hot Brewing A busy mouth placed upon Stiff tongue Spatula and oven mitts By my Tenderly caressed Poor boobage. They continued Into her Steaming Cavern of love Honey whipped She farted said sorry Check again Damn cat! Laci you are the coolest lady, Then Laci farted .That fucking bitch farted during dancersize. Oh Megan danced Happy dance sans pants. Again please slinky tease me Oh geeze She squeezed Every drop Out of the carrots with gusto. Unbelievably next The whip cracked loudly Across his Car hood Leaving marks Love Bites: On his Throbbing member Inner thigh Which immediately Started to Glow brightly Red Light so she Sucked harder till it Released its Pent-up energy all over Her eye before she could say the Safe word. She smiled They continued and immediately Wham bam She bit Poisoned apple Which tasted Like Clay it felt so good Between my Restless sleep that i Found my Misplaced vibrator In plumbing Now it Won’t stop Feels like baby carrots. Stick in and boost me, I’m not scared of Dead batteries because I Fully charged them all Muff pie which I Ate all because the Polar Vortex froze my blueberry muffin so hard Hockey puck love toy Quack quack The farm Petey’s horses Love ya Pete & Fella. Got busy doing the Humpty hump when suddenly sex robots Upside down got lubed with Crisco all over the underside the blindside Show me Use me for pleasure Be nice or naughty Some spice but just Bend over and cough while you experience the taste of Her snatch sooo wet made smoothies With or Without fruit and chocolate Whipped cream and cherries And nuts were everywhere She rolled her tongue Along his swollen member To get An eruption like no-other facial hydration! just for clear complexion Come home To mama Because she Wants to use the pierced tongue, With fork Twilight saga Midnight rain naked dancing dripping wet With ecstasy until the white buffalo with long beautiful eyelashes Flutter enticingly in the Run amuck. She was once bitten Twice shy limp dick Don't cry limp biscuit was once A delicacy for those In need Of special axel grease Coconut oil Tune up but why Would she take the Whole enchilada With that tiny little Smooth snatch oh, nice! no dice you try little guy see if he can make her Moan with sheer ecstasy Squirting everywhere soooo tasty said Laci as she Licked more between the muscular thighs and sighs With pure unadulterated enthusiasm And unbridled Animal passion like nobody Was watching Until the Door opened She stood up to My nose Could smell His manliness. Beautiful balls Slapped them Sucked them Lotion slathered Softly rubbed Until they got drained. Didn't stop her though From cumming out her wildest imagination which is like none-other Next she bit me real hard on my Hickeys on Inner thigh oh the Naughty bitch how I luv her.biting technique and chewing until she see’s it softens then gets it Erect again She's blown The fuses this time Inside me yum, yum! said boink? Needs more, You’re kidding said boink? Not me Boink cried As she made him Remove pants to see How big an imagination Was stuffed teddy bear called boink Silly boy Who was Hung like An alligator, betcha nobody expected this one was made into a skin purse SO BIG and leathery . But wait Feel that Pulsing thing boink has Poking her so respectfully In her lucky charms Magically delicious They're Gr-r-reat! Wrong cereal Bad Boink but boink thought Who me but why Do you i always Feel bad When my Magically Delicious Inner thighs Are begging for spandex and attention Which he Licked clean as always with determination Because he then wanted to make 2 POSTS! Go rams He yelled Fucking Brady yet again Is-the best In horror Twat Tour Raining sunshine Raining squirt. As The rainbow exploded Boink Opens His hands To feel little boink everywhere, then baby carrots Strategically-placed In his left ear. Boink smiled Now I'm Writing review Star-studded of course including pictures of when Orgasm happened Multiple orgasms And poof It happened Fell over with exhaustion More please But slower I'm getting Older quickly But wiser Less filling Tastes great They're GREAT. Love you To pieces Whispered seductively into his Little head Cant hear What are Cocoa Puffs The best boink posted what about This thing getting harder Again, really you're incredible. Peeing post Say what Flag pole up against fishing hole so fishing Which hole Did boink boink this time Say please and i'll Or don’t And I’ll Be damned Finally a Shit show like no-other Epic proportions No words could explain How boink Screwed Me bent over the Kitchen counter Kept screaming Heating dinner do it Deeper and Rare tube-steak don't stop Until you blow my Golden trumpet sweet notes Rang out from the my heart yet again He peed A gusher Then zipped His manhood And OUCH He liked whatever she And OUCH Begged more lips, tongue for tingles way before The fishing Derby started While snowing. I dropped my keys Into her overnight bag This signaled Later fun That night when she With everyone the songs played loud She sang Very nice rap battles so sweeeet Cat screaming like it like that Do dah but why? doesn’t Boink tuna fish. short pole with his Young girlfriend Baby carrots were slowly Not again afraid so Tossed salad and scrambled eggs With ranch and chocolate Chip cookies 🍪 were everywhere Scattered about for all Those hungry And tired Of baby-carrots the Hobbyists here are. Naked olive oil needs Just one more time to finish In her completely drained and tingling with delight just like Saturday night is alright With your playful pal For fighting Timeout for Deviled eggs. Watch out Unicorn rainbow Just over Her breast dew drops lay quietly between thighs like little starlight diamonds. She licked and probed Her sunshine Long nipples Round and puffy Like erasers Yearned for Her touch to bring Yet another Homemade Pho Dinner, then a movie And dessert just because Love is Way Overrated But not a butt knot Braided curlies Just like boink said YET AGAIN Can we Just stick To the Game plan like we Tried to once before When we Were young and our lives Blended together Ebony & ivory training bras Like 2 Teddy bears Longing for peace and Good vibrations for everyone. Centrally located In the motel 6 Quarter bed complete with Vibrating mattress. Vending machine condoms porn movies and all The comforts you need, Will be Orally delivered French style until you Pass out She says You're welcome And poof she turns Over quietly to show her soft Spankable butt And poof Rainbows & farts filled the supple cheeks Of Rocket Juice, His breath Smelled like Sage flowers holy fuck Batman did rhythmic strokes From behind But I Needed more Loving Sensations on Hump Day so I Asked her To rock His world with mind-blowing Earth shattering chocolate chip cookie dough Fart cannons with cinnamon Apple cider Carrot juice blend but where's the cashews? Crushed up like dreams...wet dreams which can be naughty by Nature. Mind has forfeited control deep desires long held etched, burned In spirit Released untethered from his burning man loins. smoke filled Shaggin' wagon seats back Legs up fired up heading in Tongue out The Happy-hour!😊! Every hour bringing sexy Back. Sealed in a nice single malt Is a lead in to enjoying each other Never realized how mutual touching loving caresses A chair?? four legs . . .two people Bodies intertwined like.... twine Oily bath on fire twisted, sweaty Like pretzels sweetly salty first word🎉 Second word Naked time Play time chomping Wood Gettin dirty why Not NOW! Why not do three, 3 damn nights Old friend Drink away Picture today sexy selfie Suck & fuck the choices Stand out but always end up Side down looong legs Whoa Betty soooft skin Large puffies perky too dreamy right Sexy mama This thread Will self destruct In 10 Quicky minutes😅 Rubber chicken Slapped across Her butt leaving HUGE butt luge And welts Need soothing Smothered in Red chili Hot sauce Burning desire Bound by duct tape. Multicolored restraining Eyes closed legs spread Roll over It's time For massage the meat deep and More carrots no carrots just need full insertion of a Yellow Submarine huge cock To release his inner jizz load everywhere possible she opened safety goggles her eyes And fainted from the thick goooo On her cornea and And fainted. Now baby toe dipped in Wasabee sauce peppered tuna Your kidding I’m hungry Feed her With what hmmmmm, ?? no beans Or eggs, Deviled variety Laci farts Rainbows and Baby unicorns Rabid unicorns Glitter everywhere Ass violated Not again Here we Gooooooo now G spot Finger it Harder, deeper Squirt baby I’m dehydrated Bring her on Bring boots Hip boots Wetsuit time Pussy flares Flaming red Take antibiotics Eat pumpkin Use creme Pumpkin works Coconut oil Thick and Extra juicy Strawberry flavored glazed donut Ring toss Krispy Kreme morning wood Sunrise Delight Ass itching Lick it Suck it Fuck it Just don’t Bite it Love nibbles Always help Sooth soul Don't slip and slide without protection SPF 69 Wet n Wild Splash mountain Soaking wet More towels Yee Haw Fuck yah Ride me 9 ways only 9? To sunday don't forget wear spurs And whip In hand Gently caressing Every hole Hell NO Certainly not Butt why? Cornhole game Lumpy kernels You’re kidding About this Hidden taste Beautiful sunrise Reflecting nipples Soft mounds Pencil erasers Not mine Show us yours and Then mine. Who wants Spa day world peace Me me Wars over Birthday suits Special massage Pussy farts Cancer-free world Positive attitudes Free kindness In towels First place fastest finish Kindness everywhere For everyone always and Forever playtime Wet floors Slip sliding whirled peas Please NO Love long AnD Prosper Multiple orgasms Endless supply of Raine And enjoyment Always on top of His thang Top hat Bottom naked Ribbons & Bells Whips and chains Collars & leashes Freaky & wild Whip creme Chocolate syrup Please start High noon less sodium freezing nipples spread eagled Slippery ice slid along Dildo shaped steeley dan. Naked lunch Dripping wet he entered Her door to paradise City where the grass (ba-dum-cha) is green Epic view sooo dark And creamy I think Please do do you Busted bubble! want me fully...completely No stopping Takin reservations if only I could supersize it The way she needs For orgasm But now Round 2 Loong Hair Smooth skin pretty smile Perky nips A beautiful women a beast Of burden. Everything required for pleasure Lil pain pure ecstasy Yes! More Roll over Show me You coming? you'll know Do tell🤔 you're extremities are lookin' so enticing In jello Tingling uncontrollably Or wiggling Heart racing Brow sweating Pineapple chicken shish kabobs Bobbin f' apples. Leg cramps Cross eyed Spread wide tingly skin excitement uncontrolled Moisture flowing from everywhere Eating ass Nibbling clits Licking upper-lip Lickety split.....or "lickity slit" feverishly intent breathless and Outta control ear lobs Warm breath 4:00 somewhere 💦 Lucky fucky heavy breathing lip nibbling Hickie giving Tongues Tangled Bumpin uglies inner thighs so slippery Powerfully magical light touches And then he inserted ice cubes deep inside her soaking wet hot pussy Sliding in 'n out teasing, baiting begging more needing more but no don’t cum Feels too Wait longer beg for it not yet🙏 NO! Now Reach Peak Rest repeat Start all-over slowly raise Hand held on member while getting Excited Beyond global peace Isn't this yesterday's old nudes room For women who love Amazing sex boundaries, nah! so amazing 💦 Feelin it?? Felt it! a need wanting desire like a new bicycle or Steak dinner yes a bicycle, really? Yes, please 🚲 Your wish . . .says Genie in a bottle? rub me Tony Nelson 20 times then more Until you Explode completely On her New bicycle Training wheels Gooseneck handlebars Banana seat Slip sliding In oils Sweet scented Of coconuts Dripping in pure sexuality left knee Right curve Left curve Rug burned and how?😂 Lord knows Scooby Do knows That shaggy Scooby snacks German Shepherd Puppy dog Bow wow Doggy style Cow girl Finger inserted. Try fist? Ney, prefer My dick sweet dickage teasing, slowly Until it tickled her Flowing vagina cream everywhere Soaked sheets My dear!! Spank me Right now with pleasureNot hard Just enough To leave Warm redness. All over My driver In hand On top Prodding poking Pleasurably stimulating Blindfolded sensations Don’t stop Believing...Hold on The feeling. Streetlight people Towel costume The possibilities are endless opportunities to Wear towels Glory Hole! Glory be To TOB Happy Days Sunday, Monday Any day Is good For rain Yeah baby So much!! Yummy temptation. Slurp slurp Splish slash I was Taking a bath With her Saturday night The night is alright Rub dub the tub. So next Broken bed Been there Done that another please Straight up stiff and deep inside He throbbed she soakes Don't stop not yet OMG yes..... More more action going Hot heavy Screaming O's Gushing stream Whohaw wetness Eternal fountain Soaked sheets Cream pie love it Waterproof extra cream two sugars Really hot steamed milk dopio espresso or triplo ? Large Black Kettle pot? Pleasurably stimulating Blindfolded sensations Don’t stop Believing... Special potion mixed right Waterfalls galore in front Of me six parts Wide awake for two lips spread this thread still rocks paper, scissors lizard Spock I miss playing games ME SO Me too two days I'm lost Me three getting redundant is it Time to up it And move to close This thread? Feb 28th No No It lived Will live For ever In infamy Thanks Laci, Laci rocks Been fun MUCH LOVE ❤️ To you Amen amen not ready need more Chinese food to go Oh my lustful appetite Magnificent finish Always feels Lucky charms Flavored beer 🤔 Fish tacos over winter None better Toasty warm crispy texture magically delicious. No shave Not again The sky Is falling Ice in STL iconic paddlewheelers beaver traps Fuzzy fur beaver tails, YUM westward expansion, blues music Good tune When a man loves a woman accumulating skills southbound train Midnight tonite So lucky To be Here tonite Bye bye Thank you all TOBer's for being you 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 1, 2019 1 hour ago, JDMurray said: Bye bye Love you 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 1, 2019 Laci, you put a lot of effort into compiling this story. So thanks !! And it looks like a number of people enjoyed this literary adventure. Makes me smile. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 1, 2019 Holey moley lady, how, just how? This was awesome, so cool and what a fun idea. Thanks for starting it and thanks for compiling it, what a story. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 1, 2019 The Great American novel good for all times 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 1, 2019 Wow. That took a lot of work to compile all that. Now to get it published. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 1, 2019 It did take a lot of work and we need to thank the one and only Kaduk 😘 Y’all are suckers if you think I did that 😂😂 Hilarious read and thank you all for writing the story. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 1, 2019 Original idea got things started the ghost writer came into fill things out. Now you just need someone to write the screenplay so a movie can be made 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 1, 2019 17 minutes ago, airamericavet65 said: Original idea got things started the ghost writer came into fill things out. Now you just need someone to write the screenplay so a movie can be made If you need any "volunteer" actors, count me in!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
