Posted February 23, 2015 I've come across some really funny/ bad tobreviews and thought I'd share. First one can be found by searching Lilly in tobreviews posted by tomfunk in july 24 2014...our unsuspecting hobbyist had a surprise waiting for him at a backpage pueblo incall. Next one my personal favorite can be found by again searching Lilly in tobreviews posted by fork on December 24th 2014, our unlucky hobbyist got quite the early xmas surprise if you know what I'm talking about ...which by the way i came across searching for greek. All things considered this poster left a very favorable review probably happy he didnt run into another scam. Whenever i need a pick me up, this is my go-to post. Last but not least search tobreviews for amazon and check out the first one for kris...definitely a duce bigelo moment. Best wishes to all of you. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2015 I don't really see the humor in any of these. They all seem kind of sad. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2015 I don't really see the humor in any of these. They all seem kind of sad. I agree. It's not funny to laugh at other hobbiests misfortunes. They paid good money for a bad experience. Where's the humor in that?? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2015 I agree. It's not funny to laugh at other hobbiests misfortunes. They paid good money for a bad experience. Where's the humor in that?? +1 Fork should get a Nobel Prize for TOFTT. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2015 LMAO.. a terd in the toilet. Classy. I read a review recently where the gentlemen found a terd in his shoe or sock. I'll see if I can find it. Not cool but that is funny. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2015 I found it. feb 12 2015 for Vee. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2015 Don't mean to toot my own horn but this was the craziest asp experience I've had so far. http://www.tobreviews.com/index.cfm?show_all_reviews=yes&asp=4348 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2015 cookie monsters review for teresa sinclair GOAT review. http://www.tobreviews.com/index.cfm?show_all_reviews=yes&asp=2456 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2015 I'll omit the details, but one hobbiest concluded a less than stellar review by saying he wouldn't see the provider again "if she rode my cock and made me cum gold coins". Still brings a smile to my face. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 26, 2015 Don't mean to toot my own horn but this was the craziest asp experience I've had so far. http://www.tobreviews.com/index.cfm?show_all_reviews=yes&asp=4348 It's possible someone was playing a gag on both you and her. The prankster places the ad and discusses details after you respond, at the same time setting up an appointment with her for whatever service she offers.. the person tell you where she's at, and when you get there and call, she thinks it is for something else. You go upstairs and the misunderstanding ensues. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 26, 2015 Years ago I knew a lady in the business who had just gotten a kitten...And while there was no review written about it, I will share the story anyway...My friend had the apartment right next door to mine and I became concerned when I heard a scream coming from her apartment, well I saw a guy running out the door and my friend apologizing frantically....It seems the damned kitten was confused about what was his toys and want wasnt...Well, that darned kitten thought the bouncing balls that it saw was its toys and he attacked and that ended that.... While this was not funny at the time, over the years it has created many laughs when her and I reminisces about the past....And you must admit it is rather funny, provided it is not you that it happened to....funny then one must admit it is pretty funny provided it did not happen to you.... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 26, 2015 the turd in the sock was the end all of reviews. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 27, 2015 It's possible someone was playing a gag on both you and her. The prankster places the ad and discusses details after you respond, at the same time setting up an appointment with her for whatever service she offers.. the person tell you where she's at, and when you get there and call, she thinks it is for something else. You go upstairs and the misunderstanding ensues. no, not possible who thinks of this? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 27, 2015 I was just having fun with the story, sheesh, lighten up no, not possible who thinks of this? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 27, 2015 i remember reading one review about an older provider that insisted the client bring her a burger from wendys and a bottle of jack daniels.. then proceeded to eat and drink in front of him and only then asked if he wanted to get things going haha 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 27, 2015 I read one where the guy did not wash all the fiery hot chip mess off his hands, and FIV caused the poor woman a scary painful experience. The guy was booted from the establishment. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 1, 2015 I was just having fun with the story, sheesh, lighten up sorry, didn't see that perception online is a difficult thing 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 2, 2015 I found it. feb 12 2015 for Vee. OK guys, your stories are giving me PTSD. I wrote some reviews in the past that I'm sure made others laugh at my expense. One discussed an encounter with a hot lady on the floor of her apartment. Her small dog started going crazy and then I found out it ate my condom (before use). That was a buzz killer. Another talked about a truly disgusting motel room. The grossest part was going to the bathroom after the affair. I was barefoot and stepped on a couple of used condoms. Yikes! Yuck! (Another meaning for COF.) Funny? You be the judge. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 12, 2015 i remember reading one review about an older provider that insisted the client bring her a burger from wendys and a bottle of jack daniels.. then proceeded to eat and drink in front of him and only then asked if he wanted to get things going haha Guys I do this from time to time, Just go on the reviews only looking at the terrible ones. It is pretty entertaining to say the least, maybe no hilarious but definitely worth a chuckle sometimes. lol 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 12, 2015 The reviewer described how the FBSM lady stated right away: "I'm bleeding today, so don't even think about taking off the panties." Another reviewer stated: "You need to know that she is crazy, but she did not kill me or anything" -- words to that effect. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 12, 2015 Guys I do this from time to time, Just go on the reviews only looking at the terrible ones. It is pretty entertaining to say the least, maybe no hilarious but definitely worth a chuckle sometimes. lol Haha - I always read the bad ones first. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 1, 2015 Where the guy admits he had warts removed. Claims he didn't have such a good time, then later I noticed the provider wrote a rebuttal saying she asked him to leave after dick inspection. I would have have asked him to leave too. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
