passiondog

That is the truth gents. Started shaving the boys many years ago after reading a blog one of the ladies wrote about that. My boys have never been happier with the attention they get.

Not only that but would that mean specified locations in cities with brothels, nothing like crossing the parking lot of one of those if you want to be discrete. also the ladies that advertise on this board are 150,000 x better looking than most of what I see on that cathouse show on HBO. And, when I watch that show I feel like I would be going to a factory for an assembly line experience. Not to mention the price going uo 300%. I understand what AI are trying to do, but I would prefer adopting the death penalty for human trafficing and actually carry it out. That would put a dent in to it.

couldn't agree more, breast are purrrrrrrfect exactly the way the big guy upstairs designed them, ALL shapes ALL sizes. They cannot be improved with ink.

I think I laughed harder the second time I read this. How do we nominate this author for a Pulitzer?

Review Of The Year candidate.

She saw stars? We must have dated the same girl. Damn I do miss her. Went off and got married. Ugh.

Dang it ladies, there is only one of me to go around. I can't be everywhere.

I have to admit that I was a bit scared to open this one, sometimes when Destiny posts and I open it, I need therapy to unsee what I have seen. I only got about 5 right, damn it. I guess I have to pay better attention to the things I eat.

All good advice. However, I ran in to one up in Denver one day, I was with my [snip} , she spotted me and ran over threw her arms around me and gave me a big hug. I was like..."ah, er...ah... honey this is my friend bubbles larue.." I forget what name I used for her but I about croaked on the spot. The hug was nice though.

Just a matter of time before the "selfie stick" leaked clips of Hollywood babes are all over the net. But then again, how the hell would we really know if we are looking at the insides of any one particular actress.... well that won't stop the hackers.

I can prove it is not urine. I refuse to swallow urine, so there you go, its not pee.

the turd in the sock was the end all of reviews.

Memories, frightening memories. In High School we had to have a physical every year before playing football, the usual local doc came to school grabbed your nuts, you coughed and you were declared fit to go bash heads. We all knew the doc because he had the sexiest, hottest nurse EVER in his office. So, there are 50 guys lined up down the hall in front of the nurses office, and rumor starts spreading though the line that the doc couldn't make it so his nurse is doing the physical, there was a mixture of joy, fear, terror, elation, just about every emotion among us boys. It took me 20 minutes to get to the head of the line, I must have had 8 hardons and 8 cold water shrinkage's going on, I honestly was scared to death and almost got out of line, about 12 guys did come up with excuses and leave. Turned out it was all bullshit and old Doc Moore was there doing the physical after all. I think had I gotten in front of that nurse I would have suffered shrinkage not hard on.

That's it. I found my new gig. I will start offering Vagina casting as gifts for boyfriends and husbands. I will put on a green smock, have an official looking office, act very doctorly, and just work on V's all damn day long. Some might be problem V's and have to be lubricated with my saliva to get the best casts, all in the name of science ladies, all in the name of science. God, life is beautiful.

I have learned that escorts are the most AWESOME WOMEN EVER.