Posted September 23, 2014 I'm so horny I could fuck __________________. a wobbly armed lunch lady holding a burnt out vibrator. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2014 Whats wrong with wobbly armed lunch ladies? A luke warm dead body. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2014 myself into the poor house. Oh, wait, you wanted hyperbole and exaggeration, huh? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2014 Ok, then: Daisy Moses. *Attempts to clean vomit from keyboard* 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2014 Ok, then: Daisy Moses. I should NOT have googled that. Well, at least I'm not horny anymore. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2014 a provider offering a share a hole service 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 3, 2014 I'm so horny I could fuck __________________. a wobbly armed lunch lady holding a burnt out vibrator. A three-legged camel in an asbestos burka. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 7, 2014 I'm so horny I could fuck __________________. a wobbly armed lunch lady holding a burnt out vibrator. My wife! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 7, 2014 A prostitute......just kidding...what?!?! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 8, 2014 I'm so horny I could fuck __________________. a wobbly armed lunch lady holding a burnt out vibrator. A snake if someone would hold it for me. Tap in a sugar maple tree. Fuck it and then find a girl to suck the maple syrup off my dick. Yummy. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites