Posted February 1, 2014 Male looking for female; This would be my first time looking for an escort. If I call, how to ask if she provides full service if everyone asks not to discuss over phone? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 1, 2014 Male looking for female; This would be my first time looking for an escort. If I call, how to ask if she provides full service if everyone asks not to discuss over phone? Seriously? You expect to get an answer to that question? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 2, 2014 Hello and welcome. Most girls will hang up on you if you ask that question. Read the reviews to answer questions like that one. Hope you have fun. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 2, 2014 Thanks for the replies, even the one suggesting I'm an officer. I'm in no way associated with that profession. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 2, 2014 Thanks for reply Destiny. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 2, 2014 pay no attention to the shriveled sacks in the peanut gallery. it's part of what you have to put up with to play in the sandbox here, unfortunately. we were all inexperienced 'rods' at some point in our lives but some of us have longer . . . memories than others. i never quite understood how ridiculing other people needlessly makes some folks perceive their dick as bigger somehow. just pay attention to Destiny and other great gals here (and a few of the guys - but you'll figure that out) welcome. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 2, 2014 He's been on the board for a year and hasn't figured out how to get laid......something doesn't smell right. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 3, 2014 Just brush your teeth and hope for the best. You're paying for her time, not for services. So don't ask questions like that and you'll be fine. You may think the worst case is that you don't get laid and lose your money. Actually, the worst case is that you end up in handcuffs. If a girl is happy to answer your questions about services, you should be very concerned and should not see her. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 3, 2014 something doesn't smell right. I suspect it's you, Mr. hide-behind-a-keyboard-and-insult-people, Watcher. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 3, 2014 Familiarize yourself with the acronyms of the hobby (here), search reviews here and elsewhere (TER, EB, etc.), join P411 and READ the profiles, search the archives here (there are answers to EVERY question you have), enter into the discussions here, and, above all, have fun. Just like other walks of life, there are people here who take themselves and the hobby way too seriously. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 3, 2014 He's been on the board for a year and hasn't figured out how to get laid......something doesn't smell right. If he can't get laid here, he's in BIG trouble, LOL 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 3, 2014 Good lord, man. It's the world's oldest profession. These ladies are not providing sound financial advice. They are providing FULL SERVICE. If you go to a mechanic, you get a tuneup. If you go to an escort, you get FULL SERVICE. It's not complicated. I don't think an officer would make this inquiry. It's so naive that not even an officer would do it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 3, 2014 Who is hiding? I am in plain sight. Anyone that has been on this board for a year and doesn't get it will never get it. Maybe you should introduce him to your SO. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 3, 2014 Who is hiding? I am in plain sight. Anyone that has been on this board for a year and doesn't get it will never get it. Maybe you should introduce him to your SO. Ooh, snap! Maybe Kusanku's comment wasn't as far off as some may think. Let's all keep that possibility in mind.... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 3, 2014 Thanks to everybody for the responses. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 4, 2014 Lol but at the same time if you found her in the escorts section (or an escort/p4p site) I mean yeah sure you're paying for her time but what you're really going to get lol usually goes without needing to say it/or ask. An officer might not say the exact words of full service but cops will call asking about services just as much as clueless newbies who aren't LE. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites