Posted September 24, 2013 lilfrankielee inspired this one! If the ladies could leave reviews for us, what would yours be? Here is mine: OMG Ladies, hope and prey that ashlar1213 books an hour with you. From start to finish this man rocked my world!!!! He has a huge cock that just won't stop and the DATY was AMAZING! I have never had so many orgasms in one hour in my life! Hope he calls again...WOW! Yeah right! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2013 That's an ad. Not a review. lilfrankielee inspired this one! If the ladies could leave reviews for us, what would yours be? Here is mine: OMG Ladies, hope and prey that ashlar1213 books an hour with you. From start to finish this man rocked my world!!!! He has a huge cock that just won't stop and the DATY was AMAZING! I have never had so many orgasms in one hour in my life! Hope he calls again...WOW! Yeah right! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2013 That's an ad. Not a review. Yeah, and it reads like half of the reviews on the review board. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2013 He wanted to cum in my nose... He was size appropriate but it made me sneeze. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2013 He wouldn't stop talking and kept wanting to teach me how to "walk the dog" with his yo yo. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2013 Umm... mine would go something like: his balls were crisp and clean just like his hundreds. Highly recommend. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2013 Umm... mine would go something like: his balls were crisp and clean just like his hundreds. Highly recommend. Yup! This is the best review some of us can ever hope for! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2013 Uh, just what are 'crisp' balls? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2013 Uh, just what are 'crisp' balls? My ex use to deep fry them. - She kept mine in her purse. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2013 It means your balls don't smell like swamp ass or gym socks. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2013 My ex use to deep fry them. - She kept mine in her purse. Bag of balls?????? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2013 If your balls are in someone's purse that is totally understandable. I'm just saying if you take your balls to your appointment they should be crisp. In this case I would review as: Balls were in a purse, unavailable for inspection. But was polite and had crisp, clean hundreds. Highly recommend. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2013 Mine would read geecue is a sweetheart,kind,generous,friendly,handsome,and will rock your world but usually only one time. Most of all he is modest. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2013 I'm just saying if you take your balls to your appointment they should be crisp. I'm certain I have my ex's number somewhere. I'll call and ask her if that would be OK. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2013 I measured Mr. X not by the inch but by the gallon. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2013 No clue but certain it would be humorous I'm sure. Of course all reviews are fictional anyways 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2013 since i usually try to cater to my sapiosexual* fetish when choosing an hourly companion, i'd be more than a little disappointed if it she wrote anything other than: vidit, venit, fugit (he saw, he came, he left) - with apologies to J. Caesar * sapiosexual - One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2013 Yes, if we could get out of this fantasy that we have actually all fucked each other (or are plotting to)... kittens would live. No clue but certain it would be humorous I'm sure. Of course all reviews are fictional anyways 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2013 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE ATE THE WHOLE THING!!!! Try it you might like it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2013 I would say he is Superman and not in a good way. He likes shaken not stirred . 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2013 That's an ad. Not a review. Ok, closer to reality. Polite, respectful, Short bald fat old guy, small hands, small feet, small nose too. I can see why he has to pay for it. Doesn't waste any time and finishes quickly. Easiest money I ever made! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2013 Veni vidi vici! Dammit urfan, stop making me have to look shit up and then think. I'm trying to get away from sapiosexulists. I didn't know there was a word for it. since i usually try to cater to my sapiosexual* fetish when choosing an hourly companion, i'd be more than a little disappointed if it she wrote anythin g other than: vidit, venit, fugit (he saw, he came, he left) - with apologies to J. Caesar * sapiosexual - One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2013 OK maybe: Nice guy, clean shaven, won't text stalk you afterwards. Does not talk about what other girls have done, won't overstep your bounds, leaves promptly! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 27, 2013 He wouldn't stop talking and kept wanting to teach me how to "walk the dog" with his yo yo. LMFAO!!!! Mine would be close to this.......... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
