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I know other threads have gone here before, but some recent fun backpage quotes.

You are guaranteed to leave,wanting so much more.
Is this supposed to sound like a good time?

100% D&D
She left out a very important letter, F for FREE. 100% Drug and Disease FREE.

Poster's age: 25

Poster's age: 19

All in the same ad.

Another fun one - a girl named Lexus posted a picture of a girl and the words "Karla". That wouldn't be a stolen pic, would it?

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I know other threads have gone here before, but some recent fun backpage quotes.

Is this supposed to sound like a good time?

She left out a very important letter, F for FREE. 100% Drug and Disease FREE.

All in the same ad.

Another fun one - a girl named Lexus posted a picture of a girl and the words "Karla". That wouldn't be a stolen pic, would it?

Maybe they literally meant D&D, maybe she is a Dungeon Master!

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Maybe they literally meant D&D, maybe she is a Dungeon Master!

Will she supply the multi-sided dice?

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Im a educated girl thats discrete.

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Will she supply the multi-sided dice?

Technically speaking, unless you're using a mobius strip to resolve your games of chance (rather boring), ALL dice are "multi-sided."

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I am still laughing over the "100% drug and disease" line.

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Technically speaking, unless you're using a mobius strip to resolve your games of chance (rather boring), ALL dice are "multi-sided."

yar agreed, I was just thinking more than just six-sided dice.

maybe some like these what she meant?

dandd_dice_are_yummy_by_satinephoenix.jpg

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Sometimes it is a obvious "fat fingered" typing that cause the miss-spelling. I know that is my most common mistake. But this show here goes both ways.

Back Page is a crap shoot for both client AND provider. Sure, once in while we can gain a real peach of a customer, but generally we ladies also have to wade through the bullshit.

Here's a recent phone call I received:

Me: Hello...

Guy: How much is it for you to suck my cock and lick my asshole.

(no hello, I am so and so..... )

Me: I 'm sorry but you must have the wrong phone number.

Yea, a phone conversation like that is just really going to get me to jump in his bed. A little general courtesy goes a long way. And its probably not a good idea to be mentioning your asshole in a initial phone :rolleyes:conversation.:rolleyes:

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... And its probably not a good idea to be mentioning your asshole in a initial phone :rolleyes:conversation.:rolleyes:

Sure it is, if he is one. :D

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