KDen

Hear hear.

... successfully finding a favorite provider from months ago for another booking when she's changed her name / contact info, but keeps her reviews up to date : ) "...and there was much rejoicing."

Well, allegedly the "blue balls" story has successfully convinced many a young lady to take pity on a young man, no doubt it has some amount of success. Mind-blowing amazing experiences = much better than pity for regular business.

"Courtesans Emeritus" ? Nice.

Philips Bodygroom. ... Bed Bath and Beyond actually had the high-end model cheapest. Also get Tend Skin or similar to avoid ingrowns. Careful about using it on your balls though, you /will/ end up with peeling skin 24h later - 48h later it's great, but you could ruin a date with poor timing there.

There's also apparently http://thehookies.com/. (Tip of the hat to Dan Savage.)

Went through the last "real" blizzard to meet up with a provider who was a no-show.

Absolutely. Have once before, other cases I've offered but not been taken up on it. I know that some providers consider something like this to be "on the clock", which I unfortunately don't have the budget for. But dinner / drinks (either Dutch or if I'm picking up the tab, discussed ahead of time) would be a nice prelude.

Augh! On reading this, I first thought of the Battle Hymn of the Republic, and now my head is full of horrible double entendres involving "the vintage" and "terrible swift swords".

D'oh. Reposting: http://oglaf.com/unattainable/1/ (The comic's site caches a 'bad' image from my post up top, shift-reload to see it if you go there and it's blank. Mods - this one should be good )

Happy birthday, & thanks for your contributions!

Some humor for y'all: ... I've heard that it's actually a problem :-)

Hear hear.

This. Also, certain unique sentences from the reviews show up as snarfed from other review sites. (try the quoted sentence "pl3asant my genitalia is in appearance" , change the 3 back to an e ) Someone had fun with Perl. Wonder how many vee-one-agra sales they're getting from it. If you're feeling enterprising - Google takes reports of people spamming their search index - http://support.google.com/webmasters/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=35265 -K