Posted November 30, 2012 (edited) Kacey Jones was a son of a bitch. He wrecked his train in a whore house ditch. He climbed out the window with his cock in his hand, Yelling all you women I'm a fucking man! He lined 100 up against the wall and bet a 1,000 dollars he could fuck them all. He fucked 98 until his balls were blue, backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other 2. Kacey Jones went to hell. He fucked the devils daughter and fucked her well. All the other devils were climbing up the wall screaming, help us help us before he fucks us all! Edited November 30, 2012 by Kandi rong word 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 30, 2012 There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 30, 2012 Kacey Jones was a son of a bitch. He wrecked his train in a whore house ditch. He climbed out the window with his cock in his hand, Yelling all you women I'm a fucking man! He lined 100 up against the wall and bet a 1,000 dollars he could fuck them all. He fucked 98 until his balls were blue, backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other 2. Kacey Jones went to hell. He fucked the devils daughter and fucked her well. All the other devils were climbing up the wall screaming, help us help us before he fucks us all! Epitaph: On his Tombstone written in Cream here Lies Kacy Jones the human fucking machine ... Sung by the whorehouse -- quartet. Have you got a hardon? Not yet. Are you gonna get one? You bet. Its Slowly R i s i n g Nowwwww.................. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 30, 2012 He was riding down the hill at 90 miles an hour when the chain in his bicycle broke. They found him in the grass with a sprocket in his pocket and his nipples all tangled in the spokes. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2012 There once was am man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it, He wiped his chin with a grin, And said if my ear was a cunt I could FUCK it! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2012 There was a provider named Sue who had on her ass a tattoo it was of a small bird and the colors.....my word! When she farted it practically flew! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2012 Georgy Porgy Pudding Pie Jerked off in his girlfriends eye When her eye was dry and shut Georgy fucked that one-eyed slut! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2012 Heard this as a cadence once long ago at Campbell when I was a lean, mean, green machine. Friend of mine, one of Uncle Sam's Misguided Children (USMC), told me he has heard it too as a cadence at 29 Palms. Also used in "Officer and a Gentleman" by actor Louis Gosset Jr emulating a Drill Instructor. Kacey Jones was a son of a bitch. He wrecked his train in a whore house ditch. He climbed out the window with his cock in his hand, Yelling all you women I'm a fucking man! He lined 100 up against the wall and bet a 1,000 dollars he could fuck them all. He fucked 98 until his balls were blue, backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other 2. Kacey Jones went to hell. He fucked the devils daughter and fucked her well. All the other devils were climbing up the wall screaming, help us help us before he fucks us all! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2012 There once was a hobbyist from The Board Who made appts hoping that he scored He met up with a lady In the end she was shady So all of his frustrations are stored 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2012 There once was a hobbyist from The Board Who made appts hoping that he scored He met up with a lady In the end she was shady So all of his frustrations are stored Sorry to hear that! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2012 Three blind mice Where the fuck are they going? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2012 Those are not riddles. Most of them don't even qualify as limericks. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2012 There once was a priest from the interior. Who's manhood was somewhat inferior. He done to a nun, what a nun shouldn't have done. And now she's the Mother Superior. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2012 There once was a man from Peru who fell asleep in a canoe he dreamt of venus and played with his penis and woke up with a hand full of goo 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
