Posted March 30, 2016 I'm a virgin in my 20s that has been trying to schedule a lovely lady to take my virginity for the last two weeks and I'm starting to realize that it's really difficult for a virgin hobbyist to book an appointment. I've contacted several ladies and asked if they would be willing to schedule an appointment with me and here are the responses I've received: Lady #1: Said she didn't think she was a good fit for this type of thing. Told me that taking a v-card would put too much pressure on her. She said come see her after I lose it Lady #2: Said she wouldn't see me without any references. Lady #3: Said she would see me but I would have to send here a picture of my driver's license that showed my full name and my address. I've read this forum enough to know that under no circumstances should you ever give anyone this type of personal information. Lady #4: Told me that she doesn't see virgins. Recommended I reach out to a provider in her 20s. Said that she wouldn't feel comfortable seeing a client 20 years her junior. Lady #5: Told me she would see me if I gave her my full name and employer. I obviously wasn't comfortable with this. Lady #6: Same as Lady #2. Lady #7: Said she wouldn't want to see a virgin since she's not interested in "being a teacher." After 7 attempts I'm starting to think that getting an appointment as a virgin might be impossible. I've offered to meet ladies before scheduling an appointment to get to know them and show that I'm not a cop/creep and they've all turned me down. Do you vets have any advice/recommendations for me? I'm not really sure how to proceed from here. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 30, 2016 (edited) Are you wanting to lose your virginity with an escort? Or just wanting to lose your virginity? Think about that. There is no rush to lose your virginity! That being said, I did meet a man from Dubai who told me, that at a certain age his father took him to an extremely expensive escort for his first time. It was a custom where he grew up. I think it is less about you being a virgin, and more about your age. Many escorts, including myself, will not rob the cradle if at all possible. Seeing your ID may be more for her peace of mind, that you are of legal age. Offering to meet for coffee ahead of time will get you no where. Meeting for coffee is a law enforcement move. If you really want to lose your virginity to an escort, pick someone closer to your age and a GFE. Maybe our male TOBers could PM this young gentleman some suggestions of a lady that is kind and gentle. Really though, there is no rush. You have a lifetime to have sex. Edited March 30, 2016 by Kashmir sp 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 30, 2016 Serious question for the OP, which may or may not lead to offers of help: Why do you want to lose your virginity at this time? Why with an escort? Disclosure: I'm now in my late 50s. I was a shy nerd in high school. Managed to have some girl take it from me anyway. Feel free to PM if you are not comfortable sharing in public. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 30, 2016 Better questions: what have you been doing since signing up in 2010? who do you expect to believe this tale? whose chain you pulling and/or what is your goal? Yeah, color me the local skeptic. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, gr8owl said: Better questions: what have you been doing since signing up in 2010? who do you expect to believe this tale? whose chain you pulling and/or what is your goal? Yeah, color me the local skeptic. Ditto, I just looked at his profile as well, something seems to ring differently. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 31, 2016 Which raises a question for the administrators: are everyones profiles correct? Or did sign-up dates recently get fouled up? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 31, 2016 (edited) I see his join date as August of 2015, though I see a post he made in 2014. He could have been sitting back watching, and learning. https://theotherboard.com/users/102016 Edited March 31, 2016 by Kashmir edit 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 31, 2016 39 minutes ago, Kashmir said: I see his join date as August of 2015, though I see a post he made in 2014. He could have been sitting back watching, and learning. https://theotherboard.com/users/102016 Yeah, on the profile page MOST people show up that date, however: https://theotherboard.com/forum/index.php?/profile/964-orange60587/ But now the birthday ....................... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 31, 2016 @Gr8owl @fishndude57 I know we get a lot of trolls, here, but this guy has been fairly polite so far. Let's cut him a bit of slack until we learn more. No one is going to send him the names of providers who don't screen. @OP: The biggest problem you have is that you have not "paid your dues", so it is hard to meet providers who won't screen your ass off. And to be perfectly honest, with an approach like this, you do smell slightly of bacon. This is why the guys here are getting all protective and suspicious and stuff. I suggest you go the hard way: Contact P411, and have them screen you. Then contact a newbie friendly lady on P411. Alternatively....if you simply cannot wait that long....I can suggest about 3 ladies that I believe are safe and trustworthy, but WILL screen you thoroughly INCLUDING your RW info. Of course, you would be taking advice from a stranger on the internet. The choice is up to you. PM me if interested. Either way, if you are legit, your cherry WILL be popped. If not, and you are some snot-nosed 16 year old.....you are Shit-Outta-Luck. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 31, 2016 (edited) Check your e-mail [snip] Edited April 1, 2016 by Kaduk PM only 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 31, 2016 Got to love a girl "who uses a machete to cut through red tape." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 31, 2016 13 hours ago, Kashmir said: Meeting for coffee is a law enforcement move. Wouldn't that be coffee and donuts? I'm trying to imagine how differently life might have turned out if my first sexual experience had been with Nikki. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 31, 2016 This is HOT! I will volunteer my services with Nikki. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 31, 2016 Dude you wanna meet Laci, think Chinese food, trust me on this, I speak from experience. Good luck bro. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 31, 2016 23 hours ago, Laplace said: Which raises a question for the administrators: are everyones profiles correct? Or did sign-up dates recently get fouled up? Some probably are. Mine is. I had 2 names on the old site. First was for reviews. Didn't comment much then. Cycled through probably a dozen names for commenting. Kept forgetting the password (and used throw away emails). Got this one working post-transition so I'm happy. Logged into my old review name and it's weird- PMs for this name over there. Profile says the review name but comment history for this name. Both logins use different emails so I dunno. This name works so I'm not gonna mess with it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 31, 2016 56 minutes ago, Laci French-2940 said: This is HOT! I will volunteer my services with Nikki. He better eat his Wheaties. If he survives Laci, life will never be the same again for him. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 31, 2016 (edited) 57 minutes ago, Laci French-2940 said: This is HOT! I will volunteer my services with Nikki. If this kid's first time is a three-way with Laci and Nikki...well, geez, what is he supposed to do after that? How is he supposed to have any kind of a normal sex life with civilian girls after that? Is he supposed to just skip years of boring sex with everyday women for a lifetime of great, crazy, porn star sex he has to pay for? I'm not sure whether to be jealous or feel sorry for the guy. Edited March 31, 2016 by Raoul i made a mistake but i fixed it 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 31, 2016 12 minutes ago, Raoul said: If this kid's first time is a three-way with Laci and Nikki...well, geez, what is he supposed to do after that? How is he supposed to have any kind of a normal sex life with civilian girls after that? Is he supposed to just skip years of boring sex with everyday women for a lifetime of great, crazy, porn star sex he has to pay for? I'm not sure whether to be jealous or feel sorry for the guy. I'm gonna go with be jealous, again I speak from experience. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 1, 2016 I personally would suggest the OP save his money and find a cougar at closing time at Applebees. It would be significantly cheaper and she would be so much more appreciative. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 1, 2016 8 hours ago, Laci French-2940 said: This is HOT! I will volunteer my services with Nikki. Tag team him. Triple XXX SmackDown.... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) On March 30, 2016 at 5:27 PM, Kashmir said: Meeting for coffee is a law enforcement move. If I ever get busted. I sure as hell hope its by a bunch fine ass cops. I love men in uniform. Something about men in uniform is sexxy as shit. I would be like GANGBANG!!! Im so not right..... my sense of demented sexual thinking. Edited April 1, 2016 by Kaduk Removed image 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 1, 2016 13 minutes ago, Nikki Holiday said: If I ever get busted. I sure as hell hope its by a bunch fine ass cops. I love men in uniform. Something about men in uniform is sexxy as shit. I would be like GANGBANG!!! Im so not right..... my sense of demented sexual thinking. http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1533973425 Like so, you bad girl. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 1, 2016 Just to clarify my offer is pro boner 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, Laci French-2940 said: Just to clarify my offer is pro boner If that's the case, I would like to offer up that I am a 56 year old virgin and that my kids are adopted! In fact, I am not even sure that I adopted them... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 1, 2016 Riggo, get real. You are a PRO boner! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 1, 2016 Riggo, it would be an honor to serve you! I have stopped ordering pizza, but the Chinese is delightful. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Nikki Holiday said: If I ever get busted. I sure as hell hope its by a bunch fine ass cops. I love men in uniform. Something about men in uniform is sexxy as shit. I would be like GANGBANG!!! Im so not right..... my sense of demented sexual thinking. I'd dress for that occasion 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, Riggo said: If that's the case, I would like to offer up that I am a 56 year old virgin and that my kids are adopted! In fact, I am not even sure that I adopted them... Laci is not newbie friendly LOL, you best have backup, errr I mean references. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Laci French-2940 said: Riggo, it would be an honor to serve you! I have stopped ordering pizza, but the Chinese is delightful. Yes it is, just bring an extra $$$ she eats a lot! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 1, 2016 On 3/31/2016 at 6:12 PM, Kashmir said: I see his join date as August of 2015, though I see a post he made in 2014. He could have been sitting back watching, and learning. Or ............... 6 years radio silence ................ what's that show ............... orange is the new ................ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
