Posted April 9, 2015 I Provide "Happy Ending" Massages To Women For A Living This was 100% arousing to read! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 9, 2015 I definitely missed my calling 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 9, 2015 If it was all hotties all the time, then no problem. But if I had to do this with women I found unattractive, I'd be out of a job very quickly. To be honest, I don't know how ASPs do it. (And yes, I recognize that I am a shallow asshole.) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 10, 2015 I would agree he has the dream job. I am very envious of that life. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 10, 2015 Massaging some wrinkled old chicks' dry snatch - yeah, my dream job right there. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 10, 2015 I wonder if he also gives facials ? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 10, 2015 I wonder if he also gives facials ? I just spit out my yogurt! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 10, 2015 dream job? Have you not paid attention lately - he must have been conned, drugged, coerced and is surely totally destroyed in the center of his soul. We must save him. Show me pics of his despicable clients!!! <sarcasm machine smoking but now off> 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 10, 2015 dream job? Have you not paid attention lately - he must have been conned, drugged, coerced and is surely totally destroyed in the center of his soul. We must save him. Show me pics of his despicable clients!!! Maybe someone could send him a case of the "wash your box" kits. You know, so he can keep on the shelf in the massage room and hand them out as needed. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 12, 2015 This guy is lying through his teeth. The only clients he has are cockmunchers from New Jersey. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 13, 2015 Massaging some wrinkled old chicks' dry snatch - yeah, my dream job right there. lmbo Mine too 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
