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I was fooled by shemale .

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Two clues:

1) She was hotter than any other lady you'd ever met. Well dressed, tasteful make-up. oh yeah: she also was probably very slender, and had an exposed midriff with no stretchmarks

2) See seemed unusually intelligent, reasonable, and displayed no signs of crazyness at all.

These two signs are indicators you are in the "Tranny Zone."

You either learn to recognize the signs and bail out early, or learn how to suck dick.

In regards to rule #1, my buddy went to Thailand a few years ago. The advice he was given: if they are hot it is a guy. Reasoning being that they need to get all done up to pass as a woman. Where the women tend to be more plain looking.

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Hi colorful macho here. Relax you are not a homosexual. You are a pansexual. It's really nothing to ashamed of. Let me tell you a little secert. Many many moons ago I discovered tranny porn. I was little weirded out by it. But at the same time found it intersting. I ended up going through tranny porn phase. I watched the fuck out it. My taste change. No shame in that. I think you handled it well by not punching him/her in the face. ... So who came first?

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Hi colorful macho here. Relax you are not a homosexual. You are a pansexual. It's really nothing to ashamed of. Let me tell you a little secert. Many many moons ago I discovered tranny porn. I was little weirded out by it. But at the same time found it intersting. I ended up going through tranny porn phase. I watched the fuck out it. My taste change. No shame in that. I think you handled it well by not punching him/her in the face. ... So who came first?

I hope your response wasn't tongue in cheek and it was voice of reason. I saw (her) more as woman with penis rather than a man with breast. She was more feminine than some females I was with.

I came first lol thanks to great oral and felt obligated to reciprocate at least with a hand job to show appreciation. Something I have never did before but have no regret that I did.

Something I will share with friends in a bar situation !.

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Moderators.....

Would you please close this post.

thank you.

What do think this is Burger King? Ya moderators while your at it can you erase all my infractions before people start to think I'm some homophobic racist. Back to the point um are you still ashamed about something? Why do want the the mods to close this? (Rhetorical questions) To me this could be a sign of weakness.

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Lol. Nobody gets "fooled" by a chick with a dick. Congrats, you just had your "gay coming out".:cool:
How about a little quiz for all. Here is a 23 female/tranny quiz and let's see if anyone can guess all correctly?

To the OP, I don't know if what you did qualifies you as bi, gay, curious whatever. We're all here (or should be) to have fun, and if you had a great time so be it.

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How about a little quiz for all. Here is a 23 female/tranny quiz and let's see if anyone can guess all correctly?

To the OP, I don't know if what you did qualifies you as bi, gay, curious whatever. We're all here (or should be) to have fun, and if you had a great time so be it.

goddammit BBB...now that quiz has me asking myself some serious questions

:D

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How about a little quiz for all. Here is a 23 female/tranny quiz and let's see if anyone can guess all correctly?

To the OP, I don't know if what you did qualifies you as bi, gay, curious whatever. We're all here (or should be) to have fun, and if you had a great time so be it.

Just took the test and I got them right!

this photo from the test and she is a woman and the one I met have some similarity but more feminine !

Hope the photo will appear in my reply

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To the OP, I don't know if what you did qualifies you as bi, gay, curious whatever. We're all here (or should be) to have fun, and if you had a great time so be it.

^^^This (my prior snarky comments aside). If you had a good time, it would be a real shame to get so caught up in labels that you stop doing something you like doing. Maybe it was a one-time thing, and you move on. Or maybe it was something you liked enough that you want to explore it more. If so, go for it!

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While I can't say I would have done the same, Gunnery Sergeant Hartman and I both admire the OP's sense of fair play. Honestly.

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I scored 1900/2300. And that's looking at a tiny 2-dimensional image with the she-males wearing a ton of makeup.

In real life...come on.....

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Then you shouldn't have been fooled by the shemale you saw. Maybe it was what you were looking for.

Did your mother made pass at you like 2 big.I have never realized how mentally disturbed some of the men here.

Moderators....for the second time please close this post.

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I think maybe your father made a pass at you....... and you liked it. How do you like putting your family in a hooker/john board?

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I think maybe your father made a pass at you....... and you liked it. How do you like putting your family in a hooker/john board?

I am surprised your mother gave birth to you....she is shemale... may be you came out from her asshole

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What do think this is Burger King? Ya moderators while your at it can you erase all my infractions before people start to think I'm some homophobic racist. Back to the point um are you still ashamed about something? Why do want the the mods to close this? (Rhetorical questions) To me this could be a sign of weakness.

It is fish fillet from burger king like the smell of your mother's pussy

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Did your mother made pass at you like 2 big.I have never realized how mentally disturbed some of the men here.

Moderators....for the second time please close this post.

Before this thread gets closed because of name-calling (which, for the record, is the best and only way to get the mods to close a thread here), I just want to say the following:

Up until just now, when you finally snapped in response to all the taunting, you handled the situation with class. I admire the way you handled your encounter with the transsexual. It shows that you are a caring, respectful person.

I wish you the best of luck, however, if the ladies know who you are. Most of the providers in Denver are extremely prejudiced, and will not see you if you have been with a transexual. You may want to change your screen name.

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It is time to change the battery for your vibrator...your asshole is desperate for penetration.

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So now for the hard (no pun intended) question. Are you going back to the same bar?

Sure , the bar is across your mother 's house... I will need a drink to forget that she is lousy fuck

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How about a little quiz for all. Here is a 23 female/tranny quiz and let's see if anyone can guess all correctly?

To the OP, I don't know if what you did qualifies you as bi, gay, curious whatever. We're all here (or should be) to have fun, and if you had a great time so be it.

I had respect for you but you prove you are as sick as yhe others

are your ass bald too ?

start shaving

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Loved this part. Who do you think you are kidding with the "too late" stuff? You learned that you like having sex with trannys. Accept it. To each his/her own.

I could not help it,she looked like your twin sister the only difference your sister stink,,,does run in the family ?

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It really wasn't too late, you still had 3 choices...............


  1. Be a gay guy and give this other guy a hand job.
  2. Be a bi guy and give this other guy a hand job.
  3. Be a straight guy and leave when you found the other person was a guy.

Now that you're "out" it's too late for #3. :D

And you call yourself a moderator , I will recommend you for...well for nothing...sorry there is nothing I can recommend you for...

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Or maybe this is part two of the Crying Game, I remember a friend wanted me to go see it. I knew nothing of the movie, he liked to watch the reactions of friends, and people, over movies he has seen prior, as soon as I saw that he/she walk out and sing I could tell it was a man, and I walked out of the theather[/QUOTE]

To the nearest gay bar I assume.stop by Walgreen and get some lubricant ,well may be you do not needed, your asshole is stretched enough.

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Go to utube and search "The Hot Crazy Matrix-A Mans Guide To Women. Watch it all the way through. He covers your topic. :eek:

I watched and it lead me to your wife and she thanked me...I am sorry to know that you are impotent...hang in there...I will take care of her sexual needs...no need to thank me.

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^^^This (my prior snarky comments aside). If you had a good time, it would be a real shame to get so caught up in labels that you stop doing something you like doing. Maybe it was a one-time thing, and you move on. Or maybe it was something you liked enough that you want to explore it more. If so, go for it!

wow. thank you for the advice , I will reciprocate and inform you that your dad after he left your alcoholic drug addict mother has decided to join the club....the transgender club.he will actually take step further and turn his tiny dick into pussy....oh the miracle od surgery...but him some tampons for father day.

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I almost did your mother until I discovered she had a dick.........for a son.

Is naughty and nice is a representation of your bipolar or may be schizopernia

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but a dick larger than mine . A (woman) with a huge dick .

You mean a man with boobs, if you want to be correct about it, the fact that it has 5 lbs of makeup

on its face and 10 lbs of silicone implants does not make it a woman,.. it still has a dick, the least you

should have done is wait for his post op surgery

 

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By the time I realized she is shemale ,it was too late for me to stop..

you mean by the time you realized it was a man, with fake boobs, call it and say it like it is own up to it,..

it was to late for you to stop? because the he had you tied down or you wanted to experience your gay tendencies,

the fact he had a pretty face with the 5lbs of make up would make your transition from being straight to gay a little easier

 

As far as those test goes i got 1900 out of 2300

look at the jaw line, the cheeks, the chin, the neck, (not refering to the adams apple) the mouth, the shoulder, the arms, the wrists, the hands,

some or all just do not look right,..

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Nine consecutive posts to this thread by the OP in just over just 37 minutes. That's got to be some kind of record.

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