Posted May 16, 2014 Fantasy: http://xhamster.com/movies/1479211/asa_akira_nuru_massage.html Reality: http://xhamster.com/movies/3032991/getting_great_happy_ending_at_massage_parlor.html 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 16, 2014 I have to admit, I've gotten both. But I'd say that reality is someplace between the two depicted experiences - not as good as the first but not as lame as the second. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 16, 2014 Ever wonder about XHamster's ratings? "Fantasy" got a 95% -- sounds OK to me "Reality" got a 98% -- WTF? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 16, 2014 The fantasy was the norm back in the 80's in lower Manhattan. $40 house fee, $200 minimum plus tip for the girl. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 16, 2014 Got my start hobbying in Denver at spas. Never had an experience as good as the first or as bad as the last one. Actually most were pretty good. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 16, 2014 As a massage junkie, I wandered into an Asian massage place a few months ago. The therapist seemed very nice, but I wasn't completely sure whether it was legit or not. There are lots of legit Asian massage places in Toronto, but it was early and my regular place wasn't open yet. The only thing tipping me off is that she was wearing a short white medical type outfit thing, and there was a shower in the room. But what the hell, I wanted a massage! By the time she was straddling me with her bare legs and brushing my back with her long hair, telling me "you have vewy sexy body", while she gave me the lamest massage of my life... I was reasonably certain I was in the wrong place. lol No, I did not get a happy ending... but I got another funny story to entertain myself with in my old age! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 17, 2014 Well, there are places in Northern Colorado where you certainly can get "every ting you want" but not as good as the fantasy. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 17, 2014 I was actually trained in NURU by a girl from Japan that worked in the bath houses. She told me that those silver floaty mats are never used and that it is made for porn. I would also like to add that the girl in the first video DOES NOT know how to give a good Nuru. It might look good, but trust me it was crappy. Real Nuru is far more sensual, and you build up the excitement a lot longer before the flip. Just sayin 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 23, 2014 The silver floaty mats are used in some places in Asia. I experienced one before I had seen any of the Nuru videos, and was not sure what to expect when one was pulled out. Creates an unusual feeling. They are not super common, but some places use them. Johnny0 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 23, 2014 I've been to dozens of AMP's both on the West and the East Coast, and I can count on the fingers off one hand - and still have digits over to fondle Alicia Rhodes' azz crack - when a girl walked in that I would consider more than a 6. I'm sure as hell not paying $140 for some washed up chick, past menopause, no matter how many shiny and slippery bath mats she uses. First time you walk in to an AMP, they see you're a noob, you're gonna get the girls who haven't seen action since the days of North and South Korea splitting up. The "cash cows" are kept to the side. Mamasan usually says: solly, no othel gils available. You take this one. She vely good. At this point, the experienced hobbyists puts his coat back on starts to leave, which immediately produces a couple of slightly better looking girls. Or, worse yet, a newb goes in, hands over his cash, undresses, with thoughts of delicate Asian Lotus flowers gently caressing his privates, only to have said mamasan walk back in, a ratty towel barely covering up her flabby physique, and announce with a broad grin: All gils busy. Me love you long time, instead! Uh. No. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 4, 2014 Except for one place the mamasan was so hot I wanted that to happen! It's a crap shoot at most AMP's. I've had unforgettable experiences both ways, but I can't stay away from the Asian girls 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 4, 2014 Except for one place the mamasan was so hot I wanted that ... Back in the 90s there was a series of AMP run by a gal (Jade Spa was one of them). The mama-san was special - looker, good service, FUN! You were lucky if you drew her number . I even saw her a few times as an escort after the spas closed. Ah - the memories. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 4, 2014 I have been to the asian massge a parlor a few times. The hardest thing about going to the massage parlor is walking in when its next to the legit businesses and people see you with no shame walking in like you own the place. Ha hah good times anyways, so Asians aren't my type so i don't like go to them often. But when I do go I am probable the only creep who actually goes there for a massage. I always wonder what they think because I don't speak asian( i speak Amerika), anyways they are like trying to get hand job/ whatever and im like i dont know what you're talking about. Must be a troll thing. Anyways the one girl that did actually get me aroused she was stroking and stroking show she actually put her finger about nuckle deep in me and wow I shot so hard I hit the roof. Not even kidding one bit. She acted like it was big deal. I like she must have been in her 30's and acted like I was magical Godzilla. So impressed she seemed. I has kind of proud :') couldn't believe she went for a the hole finger in butt total super cum move. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 3, 2015 Ok first post on TOB! No longer a virgin.. Been to 3 or 4 AMPs in central Pa over the past 3 yrs, total of about 5 or 6 times. First time was a very nice facility, a converted small ranch house near Altoona and the experience spoiled me forever. She was pretty and for ~45 yr old had a rockin hardbody. Total GFE including table shower, a pretty good therapeutic massage, BJ, DATY, fucking, the whole thing. Cleaned me up helped me dressed even tied my shoes. Unfortunately the place got closed down some months later and never reopened. The other full service place was in Lewisburg and had been there several times. first visit was the best and nearly the same experience as my first time with addition of some assplay. But after that things went downhill quickly and while I never left unsatisfied it never was quite as much fun due to 3G syndrome or the sauna not working or whatever. Now I'm reading that at any given moment the "shower no working" or "sauna broken" and they rush you through. My weirdest was at a Chinese place right downtown in Bloomsburg on the main drag next to a bank. You could go in the back door if you called ahead but I didn't give a shit really who saw me. Anyhow not sure why anyone'd feel guilty cause they only do therapeutic (which they do quite well) and will let you self-service if you like. The other strange thing was the "table shower" after the massage vs. before and was actually you just standing there while they soaped you up and rinsed. If my genitals were touched at all it wasn't in a sensual way. You stripped for the massage and at some point after the flip the towel comes off and while there's lots of 'grazing' and you're never really handled directly in any way. The "rooms" were actually just curtained off areas right behind the waiting area. In spite of that I really enjoyed the massage and nice way I was treated so I went a 2nd time and they managed to upsell me to a 4 hand massage. I took advantage of the SS mainly because they were cute and encouraging (they giggled at how much came out of me). They never got naked in any way even with me practically begging them. That was about $250 all in. Otherwise the other places were always in the 160-200 range. Haven't been to any in awhile but that's because I've discovered escorts! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
