Posted June 16, 2013 Hope you guys that are fathers have a wonderful day! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 16, 2013 Thank you, Ladies. How very kind of you! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 16, 2013 Thanks for thinking of us! Happy Fathers to the rest of dads on here 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 16, 2013 Happy Fathers day to all the dad out there hope you all have a great day!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 16, 2013 A man lived with his wife on the 20th floor. One day when he was at the office, his cheating wife called her boyfriend and they both engaged in a hot inferno of sex. The door bell interrupted the act and the wife peeked through door eye. “Its my husband and he is early” she said… “Shit, now what?” “You just hold still and don’t move a muscle” She opened the door and let the husband in… He came in, threw the car keys and his jacket on the table and kissed his wife. “Sweet heart! I’m hungry and I need to have sex right now!” he said. “Oh honey! You’re so romantic, but I’m sorry I’m on my menstruation cycle today. I’ll fix something for you ASAP” Suddenly the husband noticed the naked man on the floor in his bedroom. “Who is that?” “Ohh that? That’s a gift from my sister. Its a sex robot. She said I could use it while you are away” she replied and went into the kitchen. The horny husband thought for a second and unzipped his pants after putting the ROBOT in doggy position in his bed. As he was entering the robot, it started alarming…”Warning! Warning! Wrong application, malfunction expected.” The husband startled and groaned in anger “Fucking shit, every sex instrument in this house is useless for me, but I should probably throw this one out of the window” As he opened the window, the Robot realized that they were on the 20th floor. He started again… “Software update available…..” The husband stopped and stared at it while it said… “Downloading data….” “Installed! Now your desired portal is ready to use………” 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 20, 2016 SWWEEET! I'm getting rep for a post I made 3 years ago....lol. SO It's current to 2016, HAPPY FREAKIN FATHER'S DAY!!!! I hope everyone had a special day! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 20, 2016 Good lord, it is a 2013 post. What every dad wants (and I won't get) for father's day is to do what made him a father in the first place. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Melissa Sterling said: SWWEEET! I'm getting rep for a post I made 3 years ago....lol. SO It's current to 2016, HAPPY FREAKIN FATHER'S DAY!!!! I hope everyone had a special day! I'll just consider it a "Happy Father's Day" in advance! 3 years in advance! Thanks Melissa! And thanks all the ladies that remembered "our" day! Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there I hope you had a good one, I know I did! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
