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"Shitcock" - Causes, Symptoms, Usage, Cures

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"Shitcock" - the result of anal intercourse with a woman.

Symptoms: Fecal matter attached to a man's penis. 

Usage, Noun: "I screwed this girl in the azz and all I got was a shitcock.

Usage, Verb: "Damn, met this girl at a party, and a couple of hours later I was shitcocking her in the bathroom. 

Cures: Warm washcloth, baby wipes, a bedsheet.;)

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Well, golly, thanks for that lovely image with my morning coffee. Still thinking about last night, are we, big guy?

What more could possibly be said?

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7 hours ago, 2Big said:

"Shitcock" - the result of anal intercourse with a woman.

Symptoms: Fecal matter attached to a man's penis. 

Usage, Noun: "I screwed this girl in the azz and all I got was a shitcock.

Usage, Verb: "Damn, met this girl at a party, and a couple of hours later I was shitcocking her in the bathroom. 

Cures: Warm washcloth, baby wipes, a bedsheet.;)

The more you know. Thanks 2Big for the morning lesson.

Did you shitcock someone last night?  Hope you didn’t get it on the sheets😉

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1 hour ago, Laci French said:

Hope you didn’t get it on the sheets😉

At least not on mine.....B)

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9 hours ago, 2Big said:

"Shitcock" - the result of anal intercourse with a woman or man

Fixed it for you. 😉

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9 hours ago, 2Big said:

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Cures: Warm washcloth, baby wipes, a bedsheet.;)  remove condom carefully. you are using one, right?

or

Image result for cock washer

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