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I think the UPS man saw me spakin it

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8 hours ago, Unclehazard91 said:

I have a prescription. And it's discrimination not to let me use the ladies room.

An author I know is always getting booted off of facebook for being "offensive".  So recently he posted a topless pic of a girl, full nipples showing.  Within an hour, the post was flagged by facebook staff for showing female nudity.  His response to the staff was "The person in the picture self-identifies as a male."  The picture was restored 15 minutes later.

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10 hours ago, Unclehazard91 said:

I have a prescription. And it's discrimination not to let me use the ladies room.

...plus, I am an Orthodox Jew and forbidden to do any manual labor at all with my hands on Saturday here.......So according to law you must provide someone to do such things for me, or it is religious discrimination.Please send for Betty in accounting.....

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4 hours ago, Admiral C said:

...plus, I am an Orthodox Jew and forbidden to do any manual labor at all with my hands on Saturday here.......So according to law you must provide someone to do such things for me, or it is religious discrimination.Please send for Betty in accounting.....

Betty is no longer with the company.

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On 5/1/2017 at 3:58 PM, Mr Purple said:

 

The other day the UPS man said something to me to the effect of- What are you doing in there, watching porn and spanking it"

 

 

  Maybe he was hinting for a date ??

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I've gotten "caught", really just eye-balled by another motorist, while getting a BJ in a parked car.  Weird mix of thoughts went through my head, but in the end I just shot back a glance hopefully saying "don't you wish this was you?".  And he moved along... :D

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On 05/02/2017 at 6:41 AM, FuriousWeasel said:

It's when some of the boxes start showing up a couple days late, obviously resealed, that you start to have a problem.

I was upset that he despoiled all 3 entrances of my virgin Real Doll before I did, so now I'm scoping out the bar his sister hangs out at....

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