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Bad News For The Old Geezers On This Board

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I knew there was a serious backstory to your retirement announcement. Enjoy it while you can.;)

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Unfortunately, the penis pump doesn't come in XXL.

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How old is an "Old Geezer"??

Apparently that would be:

((age of oldest escort in town)-7) x 2

I will leave it to others to say if that is actual age, advertised age, adjusted advertised age, etc. :D

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I definitely qualify for old geezer status. Will have that upside down hockey stick as part of my age in a few weeks. I have never had occasion to use that pump, but individual ingenuity will trump the government assholes any time. Watch some of the old Looney Tunes cartoons and many devices come to mind. It might be more painful. Would involve ropes and mouse traps and possibly some explosives, but we shall prevail. That's all folks!!!!!

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