Posted April 10, 2015 Missionary Positions Missionary Position Congress of the crow Pounding the spot Fitter In All credit to photographer Neil DaCosta. Disclaimer: I stole this post from AHB. It fit my twisted mind and I know how much you enjoy photos. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 10, 2015 Congress of the Elephant Yawing Position Pressing Twining Second Posture 6th posture Mare and Swing 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 10, 2015 Supported Congress Drawing the Bow Phoenix Redcave Fitting the Sock Bicycle Position 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 10, 2015 Former LDS missionary here (now atheist). I clearly served in one of the less "progressive" missions! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 10, 2015 LMAO that is just not right. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 10, 2015 Former LDS missionary here (now atheist). I clearly served in one of the less "progressive" missions! I have always had a weakness for the Elders, I always invite them in. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 10, 2015 That is very funny Justina. Thanks for the laughs 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 11, 2015 I have always had a weakness for the Elders, I always invite them in. I was always VERY grateful whenever someone invited us in. A little friendly conversation with someone, plus a chance to sit down (and get out of the 105 degree sun) was always very welcome. I still have the Elders over to my house for dinner on occasion. We sorta have an understanding that my house is a "gospel-free zone" and I think it gives them a chance to relax a little. (But not as "relaxed" as in Justina's pictures, for which she is surely going to Hell.) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 11, 2015 And you're posting this gay stuff here, why? Because we all know it's a judgment free zone!! Feel free to take notes on some new positions. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 11, 2015 Maybe when they knock on the door, I'll let them come in and get in position. Oh, wait, do I need a penis or the uniform? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 12, 2015 Maybe when they knock on the door, I'll let them come in and get in position. Oh, wait, do I need a penis or the uniform? Strap-on should work nicely! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 13, 2015 I am in tears !!!!!! You are to funny to boot! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 13, 2015 Cool. I'll bring my old missionary clothes. You and Hannah can bring your strap-ons. Wait. What? Maybe when they knock on the door, I'll let them come in and get in position. Oh, wait, do I need a penis or the uniform? Strap-on should work nicely! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
