Posted May 1, 2014 I agree with Mr. Bubble and PB. Not only post of the year but one for the ages. If there's a "Hall of Fame" I vote this straight to the top. Originally Posted by Mr.Bubble: This is your business.....I'm surprised you don't know what you are selling. I suspect I'm pretty typical. I'm an aging guy, not much to look at, definitely not porn star material. You are an attractive woman, probably much hotter than I could have had, even in the prime of my life. I'm a boring technology manager directing a bunch of boring engineers and scientists for a big boring company that makes boring stuff to sell to a bunch of boring customers. Only plus...it pays very well. You are a glamorous, beautiful young lady who daily hobnobs with athletes and politicians and businessmen. You ride motorcycles and have tattoos and maybe piercings and go to operas and travel to exciting places. Guys pay you to have sex because your GOOD at it. And lets face it......I can't and don't have deep feelings for you, but you are probably the "coolest" person I will ever meet in my boring life. And so, day after day, I lead my life of quiet desperation, dealing with assholes and going home to a wife who stopped having sex with me 8 years ago and maybe forbidden subjects with troubles of their own and the roof might leak or the dryer might be broken.......... But not today. Today, I slipped away for a few hours and spent them with probably the "coolest" person I'll ever meet. She did things to my naughty bits that no one has done in a long time (maybe ever) with her mouth/breasts. And I went down on her and she moaned/gasped/squirted in response to my efforts. Yeah, she probably faked it. But there's a chance........a chance......that I, Harvey Milquetoast, actually gave her pleasure. And I had great pleasure as well. This is why I like DATY. AFTERGLOW? For a whole WEEK? You better fuckin' believe it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 1, 2014 The Cunnilingus Award of the Day now that is funny. Now a nice back rub is always a welcome pleasure. +1 Lilithia 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 3, 2014 ... Remember, ladies, while you instantly forget us, we remember you for a long time, if not forever. I still have visuals of sessions from 45 years ago. Ladies posting on TOB are recent history 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 3, 2014 I am told I fall into the 'slow learner' category. So practice makes perfect. Now I am an enthusiastic student with 'practice, practice, practice' always at the tip of my tongue. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 3, 2014 I need DATY because: I am quite understaffed when compared to the "average" man. Yes, I have been with a couple of women that I have been able to please with my equipment. They are however few and far between. With DATY, I have at the very least the possibility to be equal to any man any where any time. I may not please to "O" all the time but there is that chance, and I can walk away feeling "average" to "better than average" It's a good feeling!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 7, 2014 IME, professionals are clean, careful and tested often. They should be better groomed and tastier than your spouse. Not all professionals allow DATY, and many don't go for DFK, FK or the other acronyms so important to many. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 14, 2014 and mine is shave, just for you ladies! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 14, 2014 Adding my two cents, as someone who loyes daty. First I feel that it's at least as intimate as dfk if not more so. Second as the one giving I am the one in control. Third and this is the big one it's not me cumming that makes me feel like a man, I can have msog and be tired, but when they get off I feel great multiple times and I'm surfing on sunshine. There is more to it then that but I would just be repeating other posts. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 15, 2014 I would hope she had a shower before I saw her, or at the very least used a disinfecting wipe after the last guy. It's pretty easy to tell if the girls hygiene is on par for DATY or if it isn't. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 15, 2014 It's pretty easy to tell... By which you mean "actually really really difficult to NOT notice" ;-) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 15, 2014 By which you mean "actually really really difficult to NOT notice" ;-) Paraphrasing a movie (sarcasm font on) I love the smell of lube and latex in the morning! or worse, lube and ..... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
