Posted January 8, 2013 Damn, the things they can do with Photoshop these days? Will the bed hold? I don't think she's gonna fit through my door. I booked the daughter and they sent the mother. Yeah, it was a good idea to stop at Taco Bell before coming to my place. By the time she finds the condoms, I need another shave. How long has that lube been sitting in her purse? Sorry, a mullet is not a fashion statement. I said suck the dick not chomp on it like it's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You talk so much, they should make you the new Oprah. If you werent so fat, I could actually turn you over. What's that smell? Your freshmints can't really hide the fact that it's 11 a.m. and you already have alcohol breath. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2013 Wow you should have tooken a shower! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2013 I am not sure which of the previous 2 posts is more funny. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2013 I am not sure which of the previous 2 posts is more funny. I vote for the grammar expert!! Evidence of education at its finest! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 10, 2013 man 2b, this thread seems strangely familiar . . . (found about 10 others like it in a cursory search) in any event, perhaps consider booking with a better class of providers - or maybe you just need a bigger boat 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 12, 2013 Damn, the things they can do with Photoshop these days? Will the bed hold? I don't think she's gonna fit through my door. I booked the daughter and they sent the mother. Yeah, it was a good idea to stop at Taco Bell before coming to my place. By the time she finds the condoms, I need another shave. How long has that lube been sitting in her purse? Sorry, a mullet is not a fashion statement. I said suck the dick not chomp on it like it's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You talk so much, they should make you the new Oprah. If you werent so fat, I could actually turn you over. What's that smell? Your freshmints can't really hide the fact that it's 11 a.m. and you already have alcohol breath. HAHAHAHAHA! things you should say!!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
