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Lacey Lilac No 7 7/31/10
Review by kiafactory (2 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 8/1/10
Time: 12+ hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Paid for a two hour session, got, well, a lot of talking. A LOT of talking. She wouldn't shut up during the entire session; it took nearly two hours to coax her into the bedroom. I had to pay for an extra half an hour just to get to the heart of the session; should have only had her over for half an hour at first - my mistake. The session was done with some enthusiasm, the girl isn't bad, once you get her to shut up. Overall, not recommended, too immature, and way too gods damned chatty. And did I mention she is way-the-fuck out there? If you ever listen to Art Bell / Coast-to-Coast AM (think UFOs and abductions and angels and chupacabra and everything in between), that's the sort of life she believes she has. She could be considered interesting if you want to hear disjointed tales of supposedly goings on that are really fragmentary, hard to follow, don't make a lot of sense, and involve being given drugs that make you psychic and hearing the voices in hear head of her friends plotting to kill her. For almost an hour I put up with her sitting at my computer loading some of the most far flung "conspiracy" web sites about ascension, UFOs, and men in black, making me sit and listen to their videos on YouTube telling how we are all going to be spiritually ascended masters in 2012... Frankly I think she needs to be put on some high quality pharmaceuticals before she ends up in a padded cell; in my laymans opinion either she is borderline schizophrenic, or wants you to believe that she is... YMMV and GL...


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Jane FKA Soccer Mom, Ariel & Jamie No 6 8/3/10
Review by Johnbob (1 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 8/4/10
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Her Backpage ad reads: WET DREAMS making DREAMS CUM true 720 987 2103 - 37 "38D-24-34 blond and stacked hot and wet does not disappoint.. thanks for the great reviews! i love making you smile! call me anytime 720-987-2103 A beautiful hot day why dont you come spend it with a beautiful hot lady I want you!! i need you!! Im in no hurry!! i want to make us both enjoy our time together. I do not dissappoint! 90 roses 720 987 2103 caCALL ME !!!" This was my first experience with an ASP. She may have used a lot of hair color, but she was definitely not a blonde. I think her age may be understated, and the picture in the ad was also of someone totally different. When I arrived at the incall location, I was told that we had to wait for the another couple to finish using the bedroom. We waited for about ten minutes out in the living room. After that, we went into the bedroom, and I was immediately asked for the donation. I included a tip up front, and the donation was immediately whisked away out of the room. I was put in a cover, and given about 30 seconds of lackluster oral, then told to 'put it in'. I tried to touch her, but she just kept closing her legs. I explained that I wasn't quite ready, but she insisted. After about two minutes, she wanted to change to 'doggy'. After about two minutes of that position, she got impatient, and said, "Let's try this a different way". She uncovered me, and started with an impatient hand job. Two minutes of that, and I was told that she couldn't do it anymore and we were finished. She insisted that I get dressed. I told her that I was really disappointed, and asked her for a partial refund. "That's not how it works." was her reply, and I was shown the door. I was back out to my car within 20 minutes, and that includes the time we spent waiting for the other couple to finish. She is very self-centered, closed-minded, and an all around lousy experience. What a rip-off!


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Jessica (720-xxx-3659) No 1 8/5/10
Review by morningdelight (15 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 8/6/10
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: This was to be a two girl show. One skinny & petite and the other athletic. Athletic sure got bigger! This was the WORST SESSION I have ever experienced in more than 10 years! Totally uninterested in the client. They argued about finances during the session. Only one even got comfy, luckily it was Miami Tami, the petite one. I was in and out in less than 15 minutes with absolutely no courtesy at all. My advise is to watch out for the services on Denver's Backpage. TOB and it's reviews have been a much more reliable source for entertainment by far. I took one for the team today!! Tomorrow is another day!


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Devine No 1 8/8/10
Review by fleepdtwn (1 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 8/9/10
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: She did not show ....


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Brooke Eisenhower No 1 8/8/10
Review by triplexnote (7 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 8/9/10
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Called her at 12 noon. She sounded like she just woke up. Asked her if they were her pictures and if she would stay for the full hour. She replied yes to both. She said she would be over soon. Three hours later she never showed up.


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Lady Raquelle No 36 8/10/10
Review by mitchRedd (3 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 8/11/10
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: This should be a cross between a No show and a 3G. After a "I forgot" appt that I had driven to her north location I should have called it good. I waited on her for an hour leaving messages. But I gave her a pass on that no show and fell for the "take 20 off" for the next appt. Went to make next appt and lo and behold she doesnt remember the previous "I forgot" which was three days prior. Even though she gave me a ~flower~ name to tell her to remind her. Make the appt and when I arrive she is late. Gave me a song and dance about her phone not working even though it had worked less than an hour before. An hour late the appt begins in a nice apt. It was a very lackluster appt and I got a hurry up and cum. (IE the 3g) Not sure what her deal is but it seems she ~forgets~ alot of things!


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Paris-Blonde No 1 8/22/10
Review by thecrusher-7145 (2 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 8/23/10
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: First boys logg this ad and number for Paris, what a rip off. First she uses fake pics. She is pretty much chubby and have no clue where the pics cam from. She bagen by complaining about her sorry roomie who was making way more money than her(gee surprise)and that she helped her start out and should be getting the calls, roomie was ugly too FYI. Anyways she pretty much stripped and went at it, very unenjoyable and rushed, CBJ, no kissing etc. She has no cluse what GFE mean hobbiests. All covered and rushed and painful. There was one thing that was fabulous, when I left. It is a bait and switch and her body is poor, fat belly, poor skills and pretty much in a bad area NO DOWNTOWN, book er and see the lies continue. for a BNG would have cut it for her, no dice guys avoid this little troll at all costs, oh year hygene is poor too, tought I was on the beach.


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Khloe No 1 8/23/10
Review by pipelayer09 (12 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 8/24/10
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Wow I really TOFTT with this one!!!! Her pics are not recent and she's bigger then her pics! She now has horrible bright fire engine red hair She has many tats that pics do not show! When I got to her incall it was messy with luggage and clothes every where, she also had a female friend there, they were trying to have to do a two girl call, and trust me the other chick was not very pretty! So I asked if her friend can leave and they agreed and she left. I still wanted to give her a chance because she is a very pretty girl in the face! I was there 15mins and wasnt even started when she told me time was up and I needed to leave. She started texting on her phone so I hurried out of there..


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Nikki @ 720-569-xxxx No 2 9/3/10
Review by hunter_seeker (19 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 9/4/10
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I really don't feel like going into details on this one, guys. I just feel dirty, degraded, and possibly diseased. Maybe some of you get into that. I don't. Just take my word for it, OK. Stay away from Stacy and Nikki, alone or together. You'll be glad you did.


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Diamond 720-xxx-8839 No 4 9/3/10
Review by DATYguy (5 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 9/4/10
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: looking at the backpage for sexy young asian lady and saw Diamond's ad and her pic's are hot. Igive her a calland make the set up , drive to her side of town and make my second call,my third call, my forth call and no f**king pick up, just setting in King Soopers parking lot getting piss off at her for not picking up her phone and piss at myself for looking for a good time on the backpage again.


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Carmen (720-xxx-9585) No 5 9/6/10
Review by lewd5050 (70 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 9/7/10
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I was hoping to see a lesser known provider today so that i could make a useful contribution to other reviewers who have done the same for me. i called carmen at around 5 o'clock last night, she answered her phone and was very fun, open and easy going, we actually talked for about 15 minutes and i enjoyed talking to her. we set an appointment for 10 a.m. today. she seemed excited about the meeting and a possible review. before we hung up she asked that if something came up and i couldnt make it to just please call and let her know. I arrived on time as always, made the call and no answer. I called several more times in the next 15 minutes with no answer so i left.Its now 4:30 and ive yet to hear from her. i just wish she had shown me the same courtesy she wanted to be shown. I've had other asp's cancel and its not that big of a deal, sometimes life just gets in the way, not a problem we just reschedule. but now she has lost my bussiness for good, doesnt seem like a good business blueprint to me, but to each his or her own. i dont really go for the idea of a higher power but someone in the universe loves me because after the no show i called and was able to see yasenia, her review ill have to wait till tomorrow to do cause she wore out every inch of me, and i need some nourishment before i pass out


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Scottish Lilly No 17 9/8/10
Review by rogue9th (3 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 9/9/10
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Normally I am a rather laid back person and I am not new to the hobby, but no-showing when you have confirmed is not cool, on either party's part. Saw Lilly's ad on board and liked her look, so I called to get a same day appointment. We agreed on a when and where I was to call, with me calling 30 minutes prior to confirm. At the agreed time I called, the phone rang and eventually went to voice mail. Since it was her voice and name on the voice mail, I left a message confirming our appointment. When I got to the designated location, I called her back, to get final directions. When she answers, she tells me I was supposed to call and confirm. I told her I did and left a message, which she claims she did not get. Futhermore she says she has gone out to get dinner and won't be able to get back for 45 minutes, if I want to reschedule for then. I am not happy, I try to make my appointments on time, since that is how one should do things, but I agree and go kill some time until new appointment time. I get back to the agreed location and call her back, the phone goes right to voicemail. I leave another message and wait for her to call back. After no phone call and her phone still going right to voicemail for over ten minutes, I decided to leave. I waited to see if she would call back the next day, to explain, but have heard nothing from her. I won't try to schedule an appointment with Lilly again. Normally I schedule with more mature ladies and this expierence just reinforces that I will do that in the future.


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Alley Girl of Colo Springs FKA Alley Bratz No 1 9/8/10
Review by smokey284 (13 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 9/9/10
Time: 15 min Location: Colorado SpringsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I had seen Alley on CL and backpage for some time. thought I should so see her and that it would be great. I was way wrong. She does give great UTF but thats were it stoped. After 1 O she said bye and sent me on my way. She took lots of phoen calls durring are time and was very rude. Her in call was at a friends and they came home durning are session. I would be careful with her.


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Danielle Rae No 97 9/10/10
Review by mjk79 (2 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 9/11/10
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: With all the hype in her advertisements, quotes from reviews on her "amazing skills" .. I expected much more. This was one of the worst sessions I've had, especially coming from an ASP with such good reviews. First she had me waiting in the parking lot for a half hour while her last customer finished. Once we got started, the session started fine, all i was looking for was some good oral but only got about 3 minutes worth before she wanted to do something else. I really didn't want to see her for anything else so that was a letdown. The rest of the session was very rushed. I felt like i was pushed out the door having barely finished. My expectations for Danielle may have been a bit high but the service wasn't even average in my book. This experience was disappointing and I won't be seeing her again.


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Lisa Love No 2 9/12/10
Review by Dancer (11 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 9/13/10
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: When I talked to "Lisa Love" on the phone, she sounded pretty out of it, even though it was almost noon. But I went ahead and drove all the way over to her Aurora hotel anyway. Another hormone-driven triumph of hope over experience. When I got there I called again. No answer. Left a message. No return call. Waited ten minutes and called again. Still no answer. Bottom line: Don't waste your time.


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