Experience Description: Saw this woman a few weeks on westword classifieds,don't even remember her name.Don't waste your money, She's not hostile but is only interested in getting you out as quickly as possible. No UTF, no DATY and no kissing.

Experience Description: Picture shows young blonde with an advertised age of 24. When the door opens there is 30 something hispanic woman who is 3G all the way. No kissing, no DATY, etc. This woman also advertises as the Insatiable Soccer Mom at 720-366-2857. In that ad you get the real pictures. Shame on me for no research this time.

Experience Description: Her Backpage ad reads: WET DREAMS making DREAMS CUM true 720 987 2103 - 37 "38D-24-34 blond and stacked hot and wet does not disappoint.. thanks for the great reviews! i love making you smile! call me anytime 720-987-2103 A beautiful hot day why dont you come spend it with a beautiful hot lady I want you!! i need you!! Im in no hurry!! i want to make us both enjoy our time together. I do not dissappoint! 90 roses 720 987 2103 caCALL ME !!!" This was my first experience with an ASP. She may have used a lot of hair color, but she was definitely not a blonde. I think her age may be understated, and the picture in the ad was also of someone totally different. When I arrived at the incall location, I was told that we had to wait for the another couple to finish using the bedroom. We waited for about ten minutes out in the living room. After that, we went into the bedroom, and I was immediately asked for the donation. I included a tip up front, and the donation was immediately whisked away out of the room. I was put in a cover, and given about 30 seconds of lackluster oral, then told to 'put it in'. I tried to touch her, but she just kept closing her legs. I explained that I wasn't quite ready, but she insisted. After about two minutes, she wanted to change to 'doggy'. After about two minutes of that position, she got impatient, and said, "Let's try this a different way". She uncovered me, and started with an impatient hand job. Two minutes of that, and I was told that she couldn't do it anymore and we were finished. She insisted that I get dressed. I told her that I was really disappointed, and asked her for a partial refund. "That's not how it works." was her reply, and I was shown the door. I was back out to my car within 20 minutes, and that includes the time we spent waiting for the other couple to finish. She is very self-centered, closed-minded, and an all around lousy experience. What a rip-off!

Experience Description: TOFTT Even though TF was performed with enthusiasm, she is nothing like the girl in the picture. I will not repeat and do not recommend.

Experience Description: Jamie, advertised as "22yrs, 5'6, 115lbs, very discreet, college student, classy and like to meet classy people, enjoys reading books and working out." What showed up, driven to the door by a friend, called herself "Rose," looking every inch a veteran East Colfax tramp, braless, immense implants stretching a tasteless yellow tube-sock dress; she bragged she could kiss her own nipples. Shamefully, I did not send her away; well, I had lit a fire, poured wine, even had some supper ready for the gorgeous, statuesque and deserving DU undergrad nymph I fancied enjoying while I helped a little with tuition. After flashing her fist full of cash out the door for her John, Rose fell to it hastily, shedding her tube, grabbing hold, and talking big tips for services. Upstairs, after fewer than 30 minutes and finally coming out of my fancies, and appalled, I said no thanks. She offered to leave, and give half my money back, Why O why, naked at the foot of the stairs, did I tell her I had a few more dollars so she provide her basic services. She grabbed the bills, blew me ferociously while braying about all she could do for me for more money. I excused myself while she left. Three of my last four dollar bills on the dining room table left with her. Though nothing like the beguiling student Jamie pictured and described, Rose was an expensive, disgusting, humiliating education. . 3/6/10

Experience Description: I made this connection through "Hot Housewives" ad (303) 439-9342 on sowet.com. Two call system then Jamie called me back and we setup an appointment about 2 hours later in the afternoon. She asked me to call her from a parking lot close to her incall. I had not seen a picture of her before our date. When I arrived and parked, a car drove through and quickly dropped off a burly truck driver that got into a semi and drove away. Who was driving the drop-off car, Jamie. Guess I passed the look-over and she called me with directions to her apartment. It was oblivious this is her regular crib, as there were loads of clothes hanging out of the dresser. We got the business out of the way and she stripped down. On the phone she had described herself as a personal fitness trainer... after I saw her naked, I sure wouldn't hire her. She immediately slipped on a cover and went to work with her mouth. After 3-4 minutes she tried to mount me.. but the big guy needs more time and attention. She asked me to get on top... and I told her.. whoa, this will not work. Do you have some oil and maybe we could massage each other, no. Do you have any lube that we could.. no. Ok, finally she came up with some hand lotion.. and we removed the cover and I got a quick handjob. She bounced out of bed and brought me a washcloth. From begging to end.. 12 minutes. I got dressed and left. NO recommendation here. I will not be back.