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funtimes50

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Nyxii So-So 1 5/21/22
Seen on 5/20/22
Time: 1 hr Location: ThorntonIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: So-So Recommend?: Maybe Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I texted yesterday afternoon to setup our 9AM massage this morning at her location. I arrived on time, with a Grande Sweet Cream Cold Brew with Sweet Cream Cold Foam in tow for my lady (per her request.) Nyxii had texted me that her UBER was late in picking her up, so she would be 10 minutes late. True to her word, I got a text telling me to come up. Not too private, but I'm not that sensitive. Rolled in, she is exactly as her photos represent, petite and pretty, just my style. She asked me to undress and lay face up on the massage table. She came back into the room after dawning some nice lingerie. She caressed my chest and gave me a light rub, excluding all the important parts. After 10 minutes she got VERY much more comfortable. got hotter as she, pulled out a toy and started masturbating with it. I was hoping for some mutual touching, but that was not to happen. Only self- from this girl, was the order of the day. I will not be back.


Age: 31 Hair Color: Brown Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 33C-24-34
Madeleine Hart Yes 1 2/2/22
Seen on 1/19/22
Time: 1 hr Location: BoulderIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: http://Boulder.rubratings.com/244999?layout=list

Experience Description: I texted a newer ad to set up. Madeleine responded quickly, and then messaged the day before to confirm date, time, and location. The door opened to reveal a petite, shapely woman with a beautiful face and smile. This turned out to be one of the most sensual I have ever had. I did something I never do, I asked to extend our time together. This is what FBSM is supposed to be like. Madeleine is truly comfortable in her skin. I can't wait for our next time to play together. This lady is world class.


Age: 30 Hair Color: Brown w/Blonde Highlights Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34DD-27-34
Holi_Daze Yes 8 5/1/21
Seen on 4/15/21
Time: 1.5 hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I reached out to Holi by text and she responded quickly. We setup the next day. I had seen her and was excited to spend time with her. I texted her to confirm the morning of our visit. Her directions were precise and accurate. She opened the door and gave me a large hug. She was wearing a short outfit, that covered all the basics, but looked like she could slip out of it quickly. I was impressed by her attitude, laid back and very relaxed. Not a clock watcher for sure. Holi lead me over to the couch, where she slowly helped me undress and danced for me at the same time. Red hair is one of my favorites, so between that and her smile, she had me "under her spell" for the first moment. I asked about giving her a massage and she agreed. The dress came off. Beautiful pierced nipples on perfect breasts and a short tight rear that really got my engine going. Things went very well, after she reached out from the table and grabbed my attention. I can only say that my time with Holi was truly enjoyable. After our massage, we again ended up snuggling on the couch. I loved it. I will be making the trek up to Boulder for sure, to see her in her natural element. I would give Holi,6 out of 6 stars for her looks and laid-back smile. Put Holi on your list to see soon. She is a great traveler, so when COVID calms, I'm sure she'll be headed out east, again. Move quickly guys.


Age: 26 Hair Color: Red Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Blue Grooming: Landing Strip Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34B-N/A-N/A
Luna-5829 Yes 2 1/16/21
Seen on 1/7/21
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I saw a newer ad for a beautiful young girl named Luna and decided I needed a sensual massage right away. I texted, she responded quickly and we setup a time to visit. Her incall is in a nice area. She came down to meet me at the door and I was pleasantly surprised. Wow, What a great figure, very much a slim model's figure. clean incall. she quietly asked me to disrobe. We started with me on my stomach. Luna worked across my shoulders and worked on my back. Some teasing as she started on my legs. Soft touch as she cradled my junk. Finally I turned over to see her perky nipples and her great figure as she really started to get my full attention. A wonderful time was had by all. I will surely return One was just NOT enough.


Age: 23 Hair Color: Brown Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 30B-24-32
PerryTouch No Show 1 9/22/20
Seen on 9/11/20
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Show Recommend?: No Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Unknown
Additional Website Link: https://denver.rubratings.com/191079

Experience Description: Setup an appointment at her incall located downtown at 10AM. I texted about 30 minutes before leaving with no response. Arrived at the building and texted my arrival. Tried to call with no answer. Waited 20 minutes without word. Later in the day, she replied she was on an outcall and that she was sorry. We had made this appt less than 12 hours before.


Age: 31 Hair Color: Blonde Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Average Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Green Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34C-N/A-N/A
Elara Love Yes 60 6/28/20
Seen on 6/21/20
Time: 2 hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I was browsing on TOB and came across Elara Love. She had been on my wish list for some time. I texted her for an appointment for the bext day. Elara provided detailed directions that made it easy to find her place, She came out of the building to bring me up to her incall. Clean and tidy place, very well kept, as we both slowly started to undress each other. Her Russian accent is "to die for." WE spent two hours together (which I recommend) touching and massaging, working up to a fever pitch. Then suddenly I became totally relaxed. Loads of fun and very verbal during our play time. I would recommend coming to see Elara. She has a special touch that just can't be beat.


Age: 29 Hair Color: Blonde Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Blue Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34B-24-32
Vanessa-9597 Yes 1 3/15/20
Seen on 2/11/20
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I was checking ads when I found vanessa's. She directed me on a particularly snowy day in early February. Her touch was gentle (my choice) as she started. Before long she was completely nude, and showing off a great body. She allowed to unfold exactly as I wanted, with courtesy and gentleness. I love to start by giving a short masssage, which she seemed open to allow, with some rules. I enjoyed our time together, finding her soft touch to be exactly what I needed to relieve my stress. She is not a clockwatcher, but after our hour together I was completely spent. Thanks Vanessa. I'll will return.


Age: 33 Hair Color: Brown w/Blonde Highlights Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Average Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36C-N/A-N/A
Vivian Virago Yes 15 11/10/19
Seen on 10/24/19
Time: 1.5 hrs Location: BoulderIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/130843

Experience Description: I was browsing the recent ads on TOB and found one to be of interest. I texted Viv and she responded quickly. We setup an appt in the next few days. Unfortunately, you know Colorado, the weather turned snowy, but we still made our time together happen. Viv is a slim, attractive gal, with a great sense of humor. We laughed together as we got acquainted better. She travels for her regular job, so to schedule your time you need to be quick when she places her ad. Our session was all I asked for and more. Our time together (my experience) was exciting and pleasurable. Her touch is gentle and passionate. I had asked for a sensual massage, but quickly her touch became heated, working toward my core. Viv is really comfortable in her skin and that put me at ease from the start. I'd give her my strongest recommendation. Gentlemen, I guarantee she will start your engines.


Age: 28 Hair Color: Red Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Blue Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32B-26-28
Milana.Kumrinova Yes 47 10/23/19
Seen on 10/17/19
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://preferred411.com/P281640

Experience Description: Gentlemen, I recently had the pleasure of spending an hour with Lana. She is definitely of Russian decent & that wild nature makes her all the more fun. I had prebooked an hour a couple of days before, which I would definitely recommend, as this girl is busy. Our time together flew by as we touched each other with gentle caresses. The session was exactly what I requested. Do yourself a favor with this honey.


Age: 26 Hair Color: Brunette Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Mixed Race Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36DD-30-45
Evelyn-9831 No 1 8/11/19
Seen on 8/1/19
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: No, they were old pictures

Experience Description: Shown into her messy apartment. Clothes, shoes, and all other stuff on the floor. Definitely some drug use in this house. I refused to lay on the massage table and that was the end of the session. Would not recommend


Age: 28 Hair Color: Red Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Average Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32C-N/A-N/A
Oasis Yes 43 4/26/19
Seen on 4/18/19
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I had changed phones 6 months ago and lost Oasis phone number. I happened to see her ad and immediately gave her a call. Wow - have I been missing out. This lady is the most gentle, kind soul that I have ever seen. She has only gotten more sexy since my first visit. Her curves are sensual and "to die for." She is one of my favorites. If you haven't spent time with Oasis, you have not had a full FSBM experience. I give this experience 5 stars. Don't miss out as her time is very full, call today!


Age: 31 Hair Color: Brown Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Landing Strip Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34D-26-35
AlexandraM303 Yes 27 4/5/19
Seen on 3/30/19
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: Friday, I texted to setup an apt on early Saturday morning. We were able to connect about noon. Her incall is easy to find with her directions. She is currently using a bed as her massage table. I had asked to start by massaging her, then we would switch. She was very accommodating during the massage and I enjoyed our time together (as did she also) She is great about telling you what she likes AND dislikes, so don't be crazy or you will meet her attack cat. Her hands did wonders for my body. Alex mentioned that she is relatively new to Denver, so if you have a favorite hiking trail, be sure to bring that info. I will see her again & give her a strong thumbs up!


Age: 35 Hair Color: Brown Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 36D-28-35
Tara-1519 Yes 19 3/30/19
Seen on 3/22/19
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/118106

Experience Description: Gentlemen, I had another chance to renew my friendship with Tara and spend a delightful hour with her touching and massaging me. I have reviewed her before, but this last session was exquisite. She has a massage technique that transcends touching only your body, where she now touches your soul. Be careful, as I am sure this is habit forming. She has a body crafted by Michelangelo and an attitude to match. If you have never seen her, call today.


Age: 26 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 32DD-N/A-N/A
JessicaJonesing Yes 9 2/14/19
Seen on 2/1/19
Time: 1.5 hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I recently was looking forward to a good massage and found Jessie. Her ad shows her eyes sparkling in a motorcycle helmet and I knew I needed to meet her. Texted her and she responded quickly. Tall and strong is the way she describes herself, which she is; but that over looks her gentle and crazy side. Her incall is clean and well organized, with a massage table setup in the center of the room. Jessie is CMT qualified and ready and willing to give you a wonderfully strong therapeutic massage. As she worked over all my muscle knots, I quickly relaxed and delighted in her crazy side. The view during our time together was wondrous. Fun and erotic, playful and teasing. My time flew by and I never felt hurried or pushed. The atmosphere was that of a visiting ex-lover from far away. A quick shower and I was on my way. I would give Jessie my highest rating and recommend scheduling an appt today!


Age: 43 Hair Color: Brown Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Blue Grooming: Au Naturale Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 38D-29-38
Sarah-Boulder Yes 25 12/20/18
Seen on 12/14/18
Time: 1 hr Location: BoulderIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: Last week I had the opportunity to spend a glorious hour in the company of Sarah. She has an incall in Boulder and it was clean and easy to find. Her photos are her, although she is much prettier in person. Great eyes and a couple of tasteful tattoos adorn her yoga body. Every once in a while, you meet someone who is "comfortable in their skin" and that would be Sarah. Beautiful and kind, proud of her great curves without boasting. She showed me to the massage room and put on some tantra soothing music. Her therapeutic skills have come over many years & I believe she can bring relief from any muscle pain you may be suffering. Although I asked for a full hour, it was just not enough to get the full benefit of her treatment. ON the flip, she was truly magnificent in her many yoga poses and positions. I would highly recommend a massage with Sarah. I'll be back for sure.


Age: 28 Hair Color: Brunette Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34C-N/A-N/A
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