Experience Description: Paid for a two hour session, got, well, a lot of talking. A LOT of talking. She wouldn't shut up during the entire session; it took nearly two hours to coax her into the bedroom. I had to pay for an extra half an hour just to get to the heart of the session; should have only had her over for half an hour at first - my mistake. The session was done with some enthusiasm, the girl isn't bad, once you get her to shut up. Overall, not recommended, too immature, and way too gods damned chatty. And did I mention she is way-the-fuck out there? If you ever listen to Art Bell / Coast-to-Coast AM (think UFOs and abductions and angels and chupacabra and everything in between), that's the sort of life she believes she has. She could be considered interesting if you want to hear disjointed tales of supposedly goings on that are really fragmentary, hard to follow, don't make a lot of sense, and involve being given drugs that make you psychic and hearing the voices in hear head of her friends plotting to kill her. For almost an hour I put up with her sitting at my computer loading some of the most far flung "conspiracy" web sites about ascension, UFOs, and men in black, making me sit and listen to their videos on YouTube telling how we are all going to be spiritually ascended masters in 2012... Frankly I think she needs to be put on some high quality pharmaceuticals before she ends up in a padded cell; in my laymans opinion either she is borderline schizophrenic, or wants you to believe that she is... YMMV and GL...

Experience Description: My usual provider not being available, and about to leave town on business, I decided to take a chance on a new encounter. O. M. F. G. Am I ever glad I did! The line "prettier than her pictures" is wholly appropriate here (read "absofuckinglutely gorgeous"), and she was such a delight to talk with that I almost forgot that this was a paid encounter. Not in a hurry, not a clock watcher, and probably the most orgasmic woman I have met in my life. She had O #1 after a couple of minutes of mutual oral, then I took over while she had #s 2-4 - and was so weak-kneed she barely made it to the dresser to get her drink. During the break which followed, I almost began to wonder if I was going to get mine! I gave her a too-brief back rub, and then we went back for more. I believe I am not exaggerating that I had my #1 simultaneous with her #6 or #7 - she said she lost count. All I can say is wow... Even the cuddling during the intermission and after was warm and comfortable. Needless to say, YMMV, but treat this one like the angel she is and my oracle predicts you will not go wrong... Will be seeing this provider again. Next session I plan to enquire what the rate is to take her off the market and keep her for myself! Never had a provider (hell, precious few women in real life, for that matter) inspire that kind of fantasy before...