Experience Description: Either this girl is not the girl in her picture or she has put on a few pounds since it was taken. Either way, she doesn't resemble her pictures much at all. And maybe she was just having a bad day (I always like to give the benefit of the doubt), but she made it very obvious she was not into this. She lay flat on her stomach the whole time. Weird. Anyway, YMMV, but I would not waste my time.

Experience Description: When I talked to "Lisa Love" on the phone, she sounded pretty out of it, even though it was almost noon. But I went ahead and drove all the way over to her Aurora hotel anyway. Another hormone-driven triumph of hope over experience. When I got there I called again. No answer. Left a message. No return call. Waited ten minutes and called again. Still no answer. Bottom line: Don't waste your time.