Experience Description: This is about a month overdue. Sorry Kittie! For those of you who have seen my reviews in the past (or who are going to search on my handle now), you know that I tend to be somewhat of a negative reviewer. I want to enjoy my meetings, and I become grumpy when I get short shrift, and I usually feel that the shrift I get is short. That being said, it should be all that much more meaningful when I say that this session is what sessions should be all about, IMHO. I won't cheapen it by going into detail. Let's just say that from first contact to the final kiss goodnight, everything about getting together with Kittie was fabulously beyond what I have come to expect from most other ladies in this line of work. Maybe it's just that the older providers know what really counts (NOT that you'd know for a SECOND that she's an older provider. She looks 30 and acts youthfully.) Really, possibly my all-time favorite. And coming from me, that means a heck of a lot.

Experience Description: I've finally figured it out. The "average" escort experience means you can expect the following: 1. Fake photos 2. Less time than agreed on 3. Overstated promises in the ad and/or in communication 4. Ground rules not stated up front when you still have the option of leaving, despite asking up front "Autume" was perfectly nice, and she provided the expected services (no kissing, though. See #4 above.) Still, her fake photos meant I was tricked into seeing her for a second time, which I would not have done given my experience with her a couple of years ago (see my review of Natalia). All the same, I made the drive, so I stayed. The session was decent, but nothing spectacular. Then, even though she absolutely promised to give me the full hour, especially after I told her I would give her a much-wanted review (here it is! At least some of us live up to our word), she all of a sudden got really "tired," and I ended up leaving early. So, I now know to expect the above items from an "average" encounter. To me, it actually sounds more like a ripoff when you put them together, but I'll leave that designation for take-the-money-and-run situations.

Experience Description: We set up everything just fine. It's a long drive for her, but she said it was OK. One hour come and gone. An hour and a half come and gone. No answer. Two hours come and gone. No answer. Is it too much to ask for at least a little common courtesy? Tell me you don't want to make the drive. Charge me extra. Call and cancel. Do something thoughtful, for goodness' sake!

Experience Description: 1) If you really want to get in touch with Natelia or her friend Christina, you should have their other phone number: 303-669-3595. That'll make communication easier. 2) Both of these women were reasonably pleasant in demeanor and looks, although it's pretty obvious they've both had children. 3) Christina was supposedly new. I'm not sure I believe that. 4) The session was actually OK until the festivities were done, and they hightailed it out. 5) It turns out that while I was, um, preoccupied with one of the women, the other was routing through my belongings and stole . When will I learn my lessons?!

Experience Description: What can I say? We set something up. I drove an hour. She didn't answer over the course of a half an hour. I left. End of story.

Experience Description: I don't know why the "Web Site" field won't take any input, but her latest posting is: http://colorado.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/china-doll-only-here-for-a-few-days-18/7264863 Not the girl in the photos, whichever set of photos she might be using at any given time. Heavier, older, not as pretty. Pleasant enough, but lots of "don't"s. No kissing, no cuddling, no touching the left breast, no touching down below. Terrible massage. After we were done, we did chat for a while until the hour was up, but, still, not a lot of fun, and not the girl in the photo.

Experience Description: Amber is the reason I prefer less "seasoned" providers. I've always liked her photos, so, after another appointment had gone badly, I decided to give her a call. She was pleasant and showed up OK. She wasn't nearly as cute as her photos, though. Very angular and unwelcoming. She had nice breasts and her tummy was slender, but her butt and the backs of her legs were just plain fat. Not "curvy" or "voluptuous". Just plain old jiggly, cottage cheese fat. Now, so am I, but I'm not selling something different. The whole time together was one lengthy, pre-rehearsed experience from her, with the appropriate moans and interjections. All very rote and jaded. No real sensuality to it at all. Newer providers still haven't gotten into a routine like Amber has, and so there is always something impromptu and fresh. With Amber, expect only the expected. Plus a fat butt.

Experience Description: As another reviewer implied, I don't think this girl is for real. I called and set up an appointment. It's a long drive for me, so she said to call and confirm when I was a half hour out. I called, and all seemed fine. I got to the hotel. No answer. Tried again. No answer. No answer. No answer. Etc. I found a pay phone and called. She answered. I told her who I was, and she hung up. I called again. No answer. It strikes me that she "accepts" appointments only to block the number. I believe her purpose is to waste other people's time, gas, and the like. Leave her alone, and she'll leave you alone.

Experience Description: She showed up, no problem. She was nice but shy. Things were going well. Got up to the bedroom, and even got comfortable and active. We negotiated for expanded services. She seemed to be having a good time. Once we were about to get to the main event, though, she got up, got dressed, and got out. I tried asking for some of my money back (not really expecting it), but a dressed girl at an open door trumps a naked guy with neighbors nearby. This is why I don't have outcalls come over. I relaxed my rule. I paid for it.

Experience Description: At least I'm finally getting a little better. When the situation seemed hinky, I only paid for a half hour, instead of upping to the hour, like I normally do automatically. The ladies: Emma: 22ish, 5' 8" or so, really really beautiful with the nicest breasts I've seen in just about forever. Layla: 25ish, 5' 4" or so, cute, tattooed in a few spots, C-section scar, breasts a bit droopy. The fee: I don't know, maybe I'm wrong, but when I'm quoted a certain price point, there are certain things I take for granted that I guess I shouldn't. Their rates were /hh, /fh for the both of them. I didn't even think to ask what sort of service was involved, because the price seemed high enough to assume FS. On the phone I negotiated to /half, /whole. The situation: I got there very easily and with a pleasant phone interaction. Nice place. When I went in the apartment, I was told to head over to the couch, where there was a towel spread on the sofa and a towel spread on the floor. I was pretty sure what I was in for at this point, and it wasn't FS. Still, I got even less than I expected. I was told that I couldn't touch certain areas of their bodies that I would really like to have touched (essentially anything normally covered by a bikini, although I could touch their butts). Then they each did a slow strip to music, and "danced", occasionally leaning in to bring me near the items I couldn't touch. Eventually, I stripped myself out of my lower garments, and then was told that they wouldn't touch me where I wanted them to touch me. So, self service with no erotic contact at all, just some decent visuals, despite the fact that their ad implies at least SOMETHING physical when they say "hugs and kisses." No hugs or kisses, though. I decided to finish off early because I didn't see the point of staying (I'm not really turned on by striptease or dancing. I like cuddling and hugging and kissing and such.) To their credit, they at least said that I had 15 minutes left, and asked what I wanted to do. There really didn't seem to be any options other than just watching them dance some more. Big whoop. So I left. They were nice enough, and Emma was beautiful, and Layla was cute, but what their price was was WAY beyond what the service was, and the service was something I would never have gone for. If you're into the scenery and a little bit of stroking their legs or buttocks, and if you don't mind the price, then go ahead. They're perfectly pleasant ladies. If you're into some semblance of affection and/or erotic contact, then don't bother.

Experience Description: I really don't feel like going into details on this one, guys. I just feel dirty, degraded, and possibly diseased. Maybe some of you get into that. I don't. Just take my word for it, OK. Stay away from Stacy and Nikki, alone or together. You'll be glad you did.

Experience Description: The descriptions I entered above are for Alana. Lena is taller (about 5'6") and slender, has a belly piercing (I think), and is shaved. Generally, this was a great time. I mean, come on. Two sexy, nubile 18 year-olds and me? Geez. Talk about fun. The two of them also like to play with each other to a certain extent, and let me tell you, that was sexy too. UTF with both at once? Unbelievable. As far as each of the two girls in question, let me tackle them individually. Alana: very, very cute. Shorter hair than in the photos, but otherwise accurate. Au naturale, which is a huge plus for me. Sweet, in both senses of the word. Alana is the more reserved and more business oriented of the two. She doesn't kiss, and she was always checking the time, and making sure I knew what was what, what the money matters were, what she wouldn't do, etc. During the main event, she complained that she was too sore to continue because of working so much. Not exactly what you want to hear to continue what up until then had been a really hot time. She's sweet, and certainly easy on the eyes, fingers, etc., but she is a bit of a pill. She's also the person who insisted that 45 minutes was an hour. Lena: very, very pretty. She says she's thinking of growing out her intimate grooming, which would make her pretty much physically perfect. She seems to love kissing, and her tongue is probably the softest I've ever encountered in my life. She allows anal play, although I don't know about full-on Greek. Wonderful body, especially when it's writhing on top of or underneath yours. Incredibly sweet. Very FTF. I couldn't tell if her reactions and moaning were real or not, but, really, who cares? This girl was very, very hot. The only drawback was that it was an extra for FS. Probably worth it, but I wish she had been up front about it. If I were to see either of these two separately, I would probably give Lena a call. Unfortunately, she seems to have stopped advertising, and her past ads have all disappeared from BP. Maybe she's on P411? I can't say for sure, since my subscription ran out recently. Give it a try. Anyway, except for the slight minuses, it was a fantasy come true. Lying bare between the two of them as they disrobed was one of the most erotic moments of my life. The reason I rated them as "very good" instead of "fantastic" was simply that Alana pulled the atmosphere down a bit.

Experience Description: Setting up with Natalia seemed easy enough at first. A couple of phone calls, and instructions on where to call her from for final directions. I told her how long it would take me to get there. When I arrived, I tried calling. No answer. I kept trying for about a half hour. No answer. I finally got through to her. It was obvious that she must have held another appointment while waiting for me to arrive, not really caring that she would keep me waiting. Once I got through to her, she said she needed another 5 to 10 minutes and would call me back. After nearly 20 minutes, I tried calling again. No answer. Finally, she called back and led me to her room. She showed no consideration for my effort to travel to meet her or for my time. I don't normally see a provider without a face photo, but all the other reviews stated that Natalia lived up to the photos she chooses to use, so I went ahead and made the appointment. I personally don't think that the actual Natalia lives up to the photos. The woman in the photos is prettier, bustier, and better toned than the actual woman I met. Also, Natalia has stretch marks, which are not hinted at in the photos. To give her some credit, she did tell me on the phone that I could leave if I didn't like how she looked. I almost did leave, but after the 30 minute drive and the 45 minute wait, I essentially decided WTF and stayed. The appointment itself was simply OK. Nothing more, nothing less. Completely average. Once we were done with the main activities we showered, which was a nice touch. Then, even though she said we could hang out for the remainder of the hour, she got paged and decided to get rid of me because she had another appointment. So, after keeping me waiting 45 minutes before the start of the session, she still ended up kicking me out early. She doesn't kiss normally, but will provide GFE for a fairly steep extra fee. She will also BBFS for a very very steep fee. That should have turned me off of the session right there as being unsafe, but we were already in the thick of things. Between the disregard for my time and the general mediocrity of the session, I can't recommend Natalia to others.

Experience Description: Nadia is new to the hobby in this area, and relatively new overall. This means that she is not yet jaded, and so is interested in having a good time, and actually having some interpersonal interaction. She prefers e-mail to phone calls, so I haven't included her number. I imagine she'll be getting a separate cell phone for "business" use soon, so she'll repost her number then. It's included in her ad anyway, so just look that up. She's lovely to look at, lovely to hold. One thing that I like a lot is when the escort allows herself to enjoy the festivities as well, and I got the feeling that Nadia let herself have a good time. That means a lot to me. The one and only thing that I felt was missing was DATY, but that's just a personal preference. I think she may be more open to the idea if we get better acquainted. A definite repeat encounter.

Experience Description: The positives: Easy to set up, even on short notice; pleasant; cute; seems to enjoy DATY The negatives: Not up front about not being full service (expected for that); didn't even allow self-service finish when HJ wasn't working for me. With FS, she probably would have rated an above average rating, but her ad doesn't say she's not FS (or maybe she should post under Body Rubs), and she didn't say so on the phone or when I got there. I also couldn't see spending unless you have a major spinner fixation.